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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Lancashire

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Couple of chilling tales in the topic now :uhoh:
Never had any major issues - a few creepies but nothing as scary as Skinny or Amber describe. I can understand how that would be very stressful.
I have the advantage of being able to act completely bonkers too, when I feel the need
I think I would enjoy a game of stalker chicken :twisted:
Mine doesn't have a name, but I do find myself referring to it as 'him' or 'he' - I suppose calling it 'her' or 'she' would be far stranger dunno
When he takes upon himself to stand to attention before the order is issued, I do utter the line 'Get down Shep' as a reminder of who is charge (well, I am most of the time) :rascal:
soreee four da e-mayles vixen downt now what i wus finkin redface
I don't get many incoherant messages, come to think of it I don't get that many coherent ones either at the moment. Spring is coming, time to come out of my winter hibernation and get a bit more active :rascal:
Dammit cubes; another potential wingman I have to scratch off the list :lol2:
Now I'm just left with bioke - somehow I don't think that will work out either
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34 year old.....
A toyboy to my more mature meets.....dirty old man in training for younger ladies looking to find an experienced partner in filth :rascal:
Simply Fraser to anyone inbetween.
The only change age has brought is I have stopped using the word girl and replaced it with the word lady; in both my adverts and conversations (still preceded by the words filthy or dirty in most cases).
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Favourite adaptation of book to film is Baz Lurhman's 'Romeo & Juliet' cleverly keeping the Shakepearean script and setting it in 1990's USA.

A 400 year old piece of entertainment kept relevant, good call :thumbup:
This made me listen to this again too!

Sounds a little dated now but loved it when it came out and still makes me smile biggrin
Quite a few people come here purely for curiosity, many like the fantasy of swinging but dont follow through for whatever reason; however there are enough genuine people playing to make it worthwhile.
It took me a while to find my feet but it was well worth it, I have had a laugh and met or chatted with some really good people recently. It becomes easier to deal with the 'downs' when you get some good ups (and downs and ups and sideways and 69 and ups agains! :rascalsmile
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Ain't that the truth... I'm nice according to SHrep :twisted: x

Thankfully naughty and nice are often the same thing in SH world ;)
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the HBO series Game of Thrones is an excellent adaptaion of a series of books

I enjoyed both the book and series immensly, I usually do with HBO offerings.
I loved The Wire and was very impressed with the adaptation of Ambrose's Band of Brothers.
One of the most disappointing book to film transfers I have seen is Matt Dillon in Factotum, an adaptation of a brilliant book by Charles Bukowski.
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... come on wigannnnnnn !!!!!

Only If Mrs Naughty Wigan Couple asks nicely wink
@Minx
Your post consisted of (and they usually do) a number of good points effectively communicated :thumbup:
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Txt spk is for txting

I agree with this 100%
In the near future I hope predictive text, qwerty keyboards on phones and less restriction on character count will make 'txt spk' both redundant and old fashioned.
Only me trying to find their profile to ask for an invite to the next party then??? :rascal:
"ooh whack another blast of that bear spray on my nuts" :twisted:
I dont usually bother with chat of an afternoon, there have been exceptions but I have found it to be mostly silent guys cam fapping over a small number of fems and couples rolleyes
Head in after 9PM, as already suggested try the regional / non directing rooms, you should find its a whole different experience wink
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Oh, and you're missing the odd apostrophe here and there, bud'. And "I prefer get a broad range" and "your standards in grammar" are both grammatically incorrect! ;)

And yet I feel I will be understood perfectly - therefore my post was 100% successful in achieving its aim :grin:
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So, here's some stuff I find incrediby annoying when reading the SH forums:

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I don't shit up your badly witten threads pointing out how stupid you sound. I could compliain in there about your wanton cruelty to our beautiful language.

And as in your world there is no distinction between a typo and any other fault:
You can't spell 'incredibly' or 'complain' or 'written'
If you are going to be a self appointed language policeman use the spell check!
:giggle:
While I appreciate well written prose I get my fill of it elsewhere.
This is a forum, a place for the exchange of opinions and ideas.
I prefer get a broad range of people posting whatever their level of education or ability to formulate a grammatically correct response, than pages of perfectly written text from a narrower section of users.
I would encourage you to be more tolerant of other peoples language skills, while reminding you there are many genuine reasons why people may not meet your standards in grammar and punctuation.
As for 'shitting up badly written posts to make people look stupid', I would suggest only one person is going to look like a cock if you do that. :huh:
If a sexy woman PMs to give me a blojob Im not going to say "sorry I only like blow jobs" :rascal:
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Yes yes yes, but I want one!!

I would give you mine but its currently clamped to my cock as I try and calculate how much energy a vigorous wank uses :rascal:
Have a look on ebay, there are some new and boxed ones going very cheap ;)
I think admin know exactly what they are doing in regards to dormant accounts, as stated you can filter searches by an 'active within' checkbox.
Its not a major problem for most members.
Hi folks and welcome to SH! wave
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and oh heck, you are one very sexy lady wink

Approval from NWC already!?!? :shock:
You've got it made now ;)
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as for an energy meter i wouldnt bother just unplug everything when it is not in use it will save you money :thumbup:

Gotta agree, even as a lover of techie things my energy meter got forgotten very quickly.
You will probably expend more energy setting it up than it saves! wink
Ctrl + D, brings up the bookmarks panel in most browsers.
Its the best way to keep track of content that gets updated and is really under used by most people.
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Have you plans to cross anything or anyone off your to-do list in 2012? :rascal:

Gentlemen dont mention names.
But yes I have a few things in mind ;)
As cubes says most new smart phones can do a good job as a satnav, this should improve this year with the launch of tomtom navigator for android.
The best I have used is the nuvi 1490T, works as a good bluetooth handsfree kit for your mobile aswell ;)
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I have such a bad sense of direction (spin me round 3 times and I'm lost)

^^ Joins the long list of things I would like to do to mrsfun :rascal:
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I think some of the married ladies here might be able to give you better constructive advice than I can dunno

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Move on, wank hard and find an experience that suits you best.

Wasnt quite what I expected :haha:
- but sound advice nevertheless!!
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he doesn't get invited to play alone as much as what I do.....

Bioke!!! innocent
I have no experience of this from your perspective, but I have been the 3rd party quite a few times ;)
In my experience women who enjoy this kind of activity have an inner desire for it, I think I would sense it if a woman was only doing it to please a partner and not for her own satistfaction too. If I did think this was the case I would be out of the door like a flash.
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when I tell her that it turns me on to think of her having sex with other men she looks disappointed and says things like “what do you think I am” or “you’re a sick pervert”.

If your wife is making these kind of signs and statements I dont think you can change the way she feels.
I think some of the married ladies here might be able to give you better constructive advice than I can dunno
Ask if you can have a look at your medical records tweeky - would make a good forum signature
Certified by a doctor as having exceedingly big bollocks :haha:
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Need I ask which category you would both fall into?

I think you can guess wink
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Purely in the name of research of course! wink

Your selfless dedication to the world of scientific research has inspired me to volunteer :wink:
One condition; I have to insist on you wearing a white lab coat and glasses, sexy boots and black lace underwear optional :rascal:
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^^ I might be gone for a while, to enjoy this!
A scene from He-Man the big gay musical :lol2:

Skip to 1:30 for the start of the real highlights wink
Darwin himself doesnt have much to say this, his theories on sexual selection mostly relate to the differences between male and female, choosing which partner(s) to fuck, or competing to get fucked, rather than having a base need for more than one partner for species survival reasons.
If only we could measure some really old balls we might get an answer :shock:
There is a correlation between testicle size and natural mating systems - the males in naturally non monogomous species tend to have bigger stones. Chimps have really big balls and hump around for fun, gorrilas are strictly monogomous and have iddy biddy bollocks in comparison :lol2:
Unfortunately we dont have enough samples of early man bits to find out what our behaviour was like before social conventions were introduced, or see which direction we are evolving in.....
As Mrs fun says we now have contraception, another example among many as to why darwinian theory does not relate well to human behaviour, much of which is counter productive when it comes to reproduction.
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Bit late I know confused Happy New Year - hope 2012 is a great year for all :-)

Blimey Anais
You just got home??
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