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BlueEyes
Over 90 days ago
Male

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This is going to be the best weekend ever!!!
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Jags, that was a brilliant idea!!! worship rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh yeah, I do this all the time!
Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer Shagging on a chair
I've got much worse ones actually, but I'm not posting them! LOL!!
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LMAO!! I never actually knew either, but then my finger is never on the pulse!!!

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Wilma did not care that she was denied a rocking horse as a child...
I'm sneaking in before you close the topic...
How you've made me laugh, Fred..these topics are class!!! Glad you aren't leaving, this place wouldn't be the same kiss
I'll PM you some details, Madhoose but I can understand why it would be quiet...it's just far too cold!! lol
Quote by rocky horror
The end result, the smiles and the hugs from the kids has never been repeated. Job satifaction, I wish it was so today.....

Ihave that job satisfaction, Rocky! I work with two children's groups in my own time, although I was introduced to them through my employment. Both groups are based in very deprived areas of Edinburgh and at Christmas I ask various local groups to donate presents for them and their families. Seeing their faces when I walk in the door with the Santa bags is sheer joy!
I went to a school where all the girls were groomed to be secretaries. I left school and became an office junior for a year which I hated and I am now really mad that I wasn't given much career guidance. I was lucky to have realised this so early on and left my job to go back into education.
And 13 years down the line, I am still being educated. I seem to just finish one course, then start another. I think I am addicted to learning.
Or you wake up in the loo in a club and all the doors in the foyer are locked so you have to call the police from the payphone to get you out ... redface surprisedops:
At least you've tried, Heather kiss
It's a lot more than I could have ever done. If a colleague ever said anything like that to me, I think I would probably run a mile rather than try to help them...sad, but true.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sniff Sniff. "Mmmmmmmm BlueEyes have you been smoking?" Gives BE one of those knowing looks. :shock:

Not me, Sarge!!! :angel:
Oh go on then, I'll have a vodka...
I'm starting to like this GOZ! biggrin
I went to see The Pogues two years ago, in a large venue, and they were fantastic.
I've been to numerous gigs and I have a very wide range of tastes when it comes to music but that was one of the best! biggrin
Mrs FC, I will take whatever is going...we really need to stop this serving wench thing..the men are starting to think that the GFZ is what they dream of!! lol
OK!! Time for me to fess up!
I've been smoking tonight.
It's been great...I just hope I can stop it again tomorrow.
Best of luck Fem, it's bloody hard!!
*slips into the GFZ unnoticed*
No-one will ever know I've been in the smoking shed!! lol
*has been known to sneak onto ebay in the middle of the night*
Your secret is safe with me!! wink
And there goes my dream of trying to guess which one is you, Sappho - I'll know who you are just by the t-shirt slogan!
Another funny one I've seen (not mine, I wish I'd thought of it) was when I was walking along Princes Street and some woman had a t-shirt which said "I love when people have sex with me"!
I wish I had her courage!! lol
My granny used to have a "sweetie drawer" for her grandkids. We all lived in the same village and come Friday, we would gather in the playground gossiping about what would be in store for us when we went to hers for tea.
We all used to race each other up the road at the end of the day to see if she had Buttons or Flakes. Ahhh, bless, she always had what we wanted too! biggrin
My newest t-shirt says "you've been a naughty boy, go to my room"
I'm not wearing it to the Scotland munch though - got something much better!! lol
*hides under table*
I remember my hair falling out after being fried by a perm. I guess I am extra careful about my hair because I lost it all when I had chemo and the thought of being bald again frightens me too much!!! But the thing that scares me most about hairdressers is the small talk.
Where you going on holiday this year? who knows, if I hadn't spent £550 on a rugby programme on ebay, maybe I could afford one *hairdresser looks as if to say, what is ebay?*
What did you do at the weekend? I had a gangbang with a few couples I know, you? *hairdresser then falls over*
I'm also with you there, Red Velvet. I must be the only woman on earth who is dragged kicking and screaming to the shops by her partner. I hate standing in shops, I hate crowds, I hate having to walk 5 miles before you can find somewhere in town that has an available table for lunch but I LOVE walking into the house with lots of bags, chucking them down and putting the kettle on.
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