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Extras and add-ons eh ?
Freshly ground black pepper
The garlic sauce you get in a chippie.
Parmesan - slivers in sarnies and finely ground on most hot food (luckily for me !)
Brown sauce
That mint sauce you get with the tiny free salad in an Indian
Five spice and seven spice
Light soy and rice wine as a marinade or dip
Actually, it's tasty just thinking of these extras !!
Freshly ground black pepper
The garlic sauce you get in a chippie.
Parmesan - slivers in sarnies and finely ground on most hot food (luckily for me !)
Brown sauce
That mint sauce you get with the tiny free salad in an Indian
Five spice and seven spice
Light soy and rice wine as a marinade or dip
Actually, it's tasty just thinking of these extras !!
Quote by Tune Essence
There are still some luvverly people around here - we shouldn't spend our time wondering where people are - ahem - so I'll stop now.
Funnily enough I was only saying that to somebody earlier - I'll not name who we said those 'luvverly people' were so that'll keep you all on your toes
Quote by Jags
Only AWOL person in above list is Kinky Lizard... the rest are around, busy with home/work issues but ever present and much loved!8-)
Good news to round a chilled evening off - thanks Jags.
Have a good night folks - I'm off to dream of, er, whatever my subconcious sees fit !
Quote by MrsFC
Oooh WOW !!!! Jags
Me and MrFC had bangers and mash tonight. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Leek dumplings noooo...........but leek sausages YES !!!!!!
Ohhh!!! and a must onion gravy ummm!!!!
Say hello to Harry O for me next time you speak .
Ok, now I'm scared.
Just re-read this and realised that I too had bangers and mash tonight - and with a thick onion gravy too !!! Mine were Cumberland but otherwise this place's pull seems to be extending well beyond the monitor's glow !!
Just so as you know I'm having cous cous flavoured with rice wine and light soy, topped with a medium tuna steak in a hoi sin sauce tomorrow - if any of you lot match that I'm running for bloody cover !!
Carpathian Gastronaut
Quote by Jags
What a great combination tonight.:D
Harry is alive and well, at least when I left him about an hour ago - and wants me to say 'Hi' to all his friends here. He misses you loads and has tried to reply to all his emails and so on.
Sounds like good food and good company to me !! All with good news for sweet.
Nice to see you posting too Jags !
Carpathian {thinking of leek dumplings}
Quote by Silk and Big G
Some people need the closure of saying good bye publicly. It may simply be that they want to burn their bridges, it may also be that they do not want people sending e-mails and pm's asking after them.
Each to his/her own. If you do not enjoy reading the farewells of others, don't read them.
lhk
Kat
OOPs! Once again I got two threads confused! I thought this was a thread dedicated to those men who leave Swinging Heaven in a huff because they cant seem to 'break into the scene'
Silky
It is and isn't, I guess, but it's winding around that theme like me after too much Absinthe
All on topic though so a nice mix of views.....and news about HarryO is never a bad thing !
Quote by Dragon dé Ecstacy
I would like to raise your attention to the excellent & surreal show “ I Am Not An Animal ” on BBC 2. The plot of the show is that a group of animals have been experimented on & have Human intelligence.
Yet the various animals believe that they can co – exist with Humans & even have various careers ranging from Writing to Business Management. The reason why I love this show sooo much is down to its cut & paste style of animation that projects precisely how strange a talking tweed wearing Horse would appear ?
I always assumed that no one could beat either “Brass Eye” or “Spaced” for weirdness, I was wrong.
It is indeed wonderful - I've been looking forward to this since seeing it was from Baby Cow. It's strange that they say more about people by having animals as the main characters - albeit with a somewhat surreal slant. Wonderfully observed, sharply written and brilliantly voiced.
Anything that coins the phrase "naked lady manuals" for porn mags has a good start in my books !
Carpathian
First things first:-
Your 'insecurities' are actually quite sweet - especially when you have nothing to worry about !! I'll now have to work on the fact that you felt the need for the word 'practically' in there
As for the subject of size I'm another person who has never "gone for" one size or another. Like many have said in this thread already, defining a person as big, small, tall, short, etc, etc is only a starting point - without that spark thats about as much use as it gets though.
I've known (in more than one sense) girls ranging from almost anorexic stick thin, to short and buxom, via tomboy and girlie-girl. Why do I tell you this in this thread ? Well, because thats my point - it really truly is the person inside that counts - no matter how much of a cliche it is.
As for curves, well there is something wonderfully natural and honestly sexy about that, but thats not to say a slim elfin figure can't be as enticing too - I noticed the example of Sophie Dahl earlier in the thread and can't think of a better choice.
When the modelling world took a collective intake of breath at the fact she had real thighs, rounded hips and full breasts there were, I'd wager, an equal number of guys thinking "wow, at last !" - she was indeed beautiful with a radiance that came of not not caring either way but simply being herself.
Now look at her - down to the size that many women struggle to aspire to and she looks ill and not the person she was.
I'm rambling on my soap box now so I'll pull myself together for the punchline.
Be who you are - the only person's opinion you have to give a damn about is your own. If you feel you want more curves then why not ! If you feel a pound or two lost would work for you then go for it !!
Just don't do it for anybody else !
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I must credit one rather special guy (and his duck) for making me completely comfortable with who I am. He has put up with my insecurities and practically bannished them now (thank you)
Your 'insecurities' are actually quite sweet - especially when you have nothing to worry about !! I'll now have to work on the fact that you felt the need for the word 'practically' in there
As for the subject of size I'm another person who has never "gone for" one size or another. Like many have said in this thread already, defining a person as big, small, tall, short, etc, etc is only a starting point - without that spark thats about as much use as it gets though.
I've known (in more than one sense) girls ranging from almost anorexic stick thin, to short and buxom, via tomboy and girlie-girl. Why do I tell you this in this thread ? Well, because thats my point - it really truly is the person inside that counts - no matter how much of a cliche it is.
As for curves, well there is something wonderfully natural and honestly sexy about that, but thats not to say a slim elfin figure can't be as enticing too - I noticed the example of Sophie Dahl earlier in the thread and can't think of a better choice.
When the modelling world took a collective intake of breath at the fact she had real thighs, rounded hips and full breasts there were, I'd wager, an equal number of guys thinking "wow, at last !" - she was indeed beautiful with a radiance that came of not not caring either way but simply being herself.
Now look at her - down to the size that many women struggle to aspire to and she looks ill and not the person she was.
I'm rambling on my soap box now so I'll pull myself together for the punchline.
Be who you are - the only person's opinion you have to give a damn about is your own. If you feel you want more curves then why not ! If you feel a pound or two lost would work for you then go for it !!
Just don't do it for anybody else !
Quote by easy
Maybe we should have a duck emblem in honour of our randiest member (Carpathians duck). :idea:
God, don't inflate his ego any more than it is already !! He's had quite the air of the gentleman duck about town to his waddle since the NW-2 munch.
On secind thoughts, it would mean you can look at somebody elses badge and get away with saying:-
"Fancy ! A duck !"
Quote by james_121
What is 'gonzo' stuff? Probably showing my ignorance here, but I've seen the name around, just not sure what it involves?
Gonzo is a term for shot as real - it happens and is filmed. No storyline worked out or fake ideas worked into it - just shot in a what-you-see-is-what-there-was type way.
Theres officially a whole list of 'rules' for what counts as a gonzo film (pain or non-porn) but I guess thats the gist of it.
There is something about standing up that enhances, boosts and generally improves the feeling of orgasm. It's certainly the old "will my legs turn to jelly before I get there" feeling that distracts from the race to the end and allows the build-up to go on further.
All depends where you're standing, of course, and how you're getting there. Oral whilst standing is enough to make my legs fall off at times..... :twisted:
Obviously, thats just my view of course
All depends where you're standing, of course, and how you're getting there. Oral whilst standing is enough to make my legs fall off at times..... :twisted:
Obviously, thats just my view of course
Quote by billybofh
"Pervirella" is good if you like odd/weird/funny (oh, and it's got Eileen Daly in it, which is nice)
Aaaaaaaah, Eileen Daly - NOW you're talking ! Even better though is that it also has Emily "Bouff" Booth in it too.
The porn I like watching most is strange stuff from Japan where you can't quite work out what's going on, why, or even who's doing what to who.... Japan.. the country where I long to be....
Marina Matsushima, Anna Ohura, anything on the "Fanta Dream Super Idol" label..........a very good call sir !
To add my own choices I'm not so keen on the all too predictable American porn starlet style of things - all very nice if you like that sort of thing but not really anything *special* - they all tend to look a bit the same.
Give me a good British low-budget name any day - Cathy Barry is ok but Violet Storm works for me very very well - it's that tattoos, piercings, alternative thing again.
{wanders off shaking his head}
I'm so predictable
Carpathian
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ohhhh I'm excited already!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I put the 21st of August, only because thats when my holiday starts from work - then I won't have that dreadful struggle into work on the Monday after - it nearly bluddy killed me
Mmm... a little late to this thread and I see my choice has been swayed by a certain voting squaw - August 21st will be fine but if it ends up on another day then guess what - that'll be fine too !
Carpathian
I'd comment on this as although I'm not loving them you do have to admire a whole season unbeaten - pretty special whichever way you look at it.
Then again, what do I know - posting this means the fact I'm a Wolves fan may leak out and then what would I do......
Ah.
Whoops.
I'll get me coat.
Then again, what do I know - posting this means the fact I'm a Wolves fan may leak out and then what would I do......
Ah.
Whoops.
I'll get me coat.
I feel like I've come to this thread late (pun rubbish but intended) but what the heck.
As mentioned in a link further up the thread I can confirm that pure unsweetened pineapple juice drunk for maybe three days before engaging in some fun *does* work wonders for the taste of a males, er, output.
Obviously if it's drunk whilst eating a garlic curry every time then it's pointless but I have been told that it works. In fact I had a coment about the taste before they knew I'd tried that little cure.
Also, it all seems to have been directed towards females swallowing or tasting - as a natural by-product of my love of going down-town I have to say that I adore doing the same with a women - it's weird that that after some of the comments in this thread I still get embarrassed to admit that a lady who comes freely, especially when I'm down there, is a wonderful thing.
Again, in many ways, it's a matter of taste.
:twisted: &
Carpathian
As mentioned in a link further up the thread I can confirm that pure unsweetened pineapple juice drunk for maybe three days before engaging in some fun *does* work wonders for the taste of a males, er, output.
Obviously if it's drunk whilst eating a garlic curry every time then it's pointless but I have been told that it works. In fact I had a coment about the taste before they knew I'd tried that little cure.
Also, it all seems to have been directed towards females swallowing or tasting - as a natural by-product of my love of going down-town I have to say that I adore doing the same with a women - it's weird that that after some of the comments in this thread I still get embarrassed to admit that a lady who comes freely, especially when I'm down there, is a wonderful thing.
Again, in many ways, it's a matter of taste.
:twisted: &
Carpathian
At a slight tangent I think the only I've found that both male and female seem to both like to both wear and smell is CKOne. I quite like it myself to wear or smell too.
I've probably just commited the ultimate faux par by mentioning that brand but guess if I care !!
Carpathian, never a trend setter or follower.
I've probably just commited the ultimate faux par by mentioning that brand but guess if I care !!
Carpathian, never a trend setter or follower.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Sorry se7endriver - a girl thing I know, but where the hell is she!!!!!!! I need to know all the juicy details, and I need to know em now!
Sorry Brigsey, bit of a hijack there, back on track now - perfect example of how it can work.
Talking of perfect example, wheres that gorgeous Carpy! :twisted: :rose:
I've been called an 'example' of many things but 'perfect' has never featured in any way before.
What a lovely day it is indeed - sun, fun and my lovely indian !!!
