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Carpathian
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Shittidy Shit!!!
I pressed bluddy edit again instead of post reply and wiped out my last post completely!!! So now, once again, looks like I'm talking utter bluddy nonsense rolleyes
OK nobody move, has anyone got the post I 'edited' in its original form on their page? dunno

You mean this, darling ???
Quote by Misschief, just before she lost it,
and can whack my google any time you wish wink :twisted:
Carpathian Googlenaut

Isn't he romantic
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: hump
hmmmmmmm so just two words is it, that's buggered up my google whack :cry:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
francoise sagan, we have no secret handshake or nod to identify ourselves

MissChief - soon to me 'Misschiefietta fairyumphdomuff' by deed poll cool sure to work 8-)
Ooooooh, the things I do for you !! :wink:
Quote by Chris002
I shall be vigilant, if I ever come across miggins madness shop I shall avoid it at all costs, I will take your advice on board Gilbert!
No are you really that bad Misschief?

I'm the Carpy that Gilbert mentioned and I do have the inside gossip on what Misschief is like in real life.
I really shouldn't tell you this but :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
Bugger, seems I'm censored !!! wink
Evening honey ! Mmmmmm, quite a star !! wink
A 'googlewhack' is typing two single words into Google and getting just one single result (anybody who likes Dave Gorman will know of this idea)
Still, even if your name isn't one you're still wonderfully unique in my eyes.....and can whack my google any time you wish :wink: :twisted:
Carpathian Googlenaut
Well done Helen !!!!!!
A sterling effort well worth applauding !!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Woo hoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!
We did it - stay logged in for a few mins more at least and lets catch any stragglers and latecomers !
Blimey 81 logged in the already and then up to 87 by the next time I checked !!
Here we go !
Quote by MISSCHIEF
so started rambling on about what a crap design the daddy longlegs was redface Even as I was saying it I knew it sounded so stupid, but my mouth just wouldn't stop! At the time I was mortified, but by the time I had driven home I couldn't stop laughing about it.

Priceless. lol
Come to think of it, I'm not a very good example at all. There are two people from here who witnessed me just short of throwing up the hour before I was due to meet Carpy for the first time surprisedops: ...... That was a bit different tho - drink and chat was the last intention of mine wink

You had people with you ! I'm standing at the station staring at each car pulling towards the car park - people must have thought I was a train spotter who'd not got the hang of it.....
:twisted:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ah, whats a place name between us, dear.... :twisted:

Oh No!!!!!!
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
MissChief - stupider than Miss Stupid being stupid at the annual stupid covention
My, what a funny word 'stupid' is when you say it a lot (like I have just been doing while bashing head against the desk)
Oooooh, now thats VERY clever !
Admit your mistake and then, when I'm meant to be thinking up a witty reply, confuse me with one of your "funny sounding word" comments..... wink
As for the sites, I think Honour is a stormer - this was a corking idea for a thread !
Carpy
Quote by MISSCHIEF
:notes: :notes: :notes:
Christmas list now compiled and ready for Lapland and Teeside wink
:smile2: :smile2: :smile2:

:shock:
Teeside ?
TEESIDE !!!
{thinks about what she could be wearing......}
Ah, whats a place name between us, dear.... :twisted:
Totally love the idea - I'll probably be very guessable but will really love guessing everybody else.
We'll need chance to think of a pic / character etc etc but I'm all for it !
Carpathian
Ooooooh, god no !!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Disclaimer: Misschief is a lousy judge of character, therefore she is entitled to change her mind at any given time cool

:shock:
I didn't see that on the contract !!
Nice to see you, to see you...er....back.
Wasn't sure if the poem would make it over to the alternate world - you know what the posts like these days... wink
Carpathian
I tried looking for an icon that would sum up how unfortunate it is that you are moving on.
Instead I'll wish you well for the future and we'll say a big thanks for your time and your posts !
Carpathian (and Duckpathian)
I'm on Freeserve but it's identical - every single other page you try works fine except this one. I was beginning to think it was just me !!
I've heard other people on here (not many, but some) say the same - what ISP are you with ?
I have the same thing sometimes - can lose it for a couple of days. Silly as it sounds I drop my connection and login again a few times before one of them finally works. Must be an ISP / routing thing ?
Funnily enough, I had to do that tonight !!
We've had an 'ice cold wine' incident that sticks in my mind - great if expected but liable to make you jump if it isn't !!
I'll say no more on the subject but I know one other person that will be laughing as they read this !! lol :lol:
Blimey - four figures !!
The thing is about this total is not the fact you've posted that number of times but that you've kept the quality up all through that mammoth run.
So, get yourself a new keyboard (I'm sure the one you have must be worn out !) and get yourself cracking on the next 1000 !!!
Carpathian
There's also that weird mental block thing too where a normal, perfectly good word suddenly seems as though you've mispelt it. The more you stare at to try and convince yourself it's right, the odder it seems.
Once you look away and read something else it seems fine when you go back to it.
I always thought it was a 'just me' thing but others I've mentioned it to seem to have had the same thing. I always wondered if thats how dyslexics feel if you magnified the feeling ??
Oh, and I sometimes stutter during the word 'digital' which is odd as I works with computers, love video games and electronic music - you'd think I'd be used to it by now !!
Carpathian Type-o-naut
Quote by KitKat
And just to make it clear, we do NOT read adverts before they are posted, so reporting ads with comments like "How did you F***ing useless twats let this one get posted, it is about time you c****s did your f***ing jobs properly" clearly indicate a less than perfect understanding of how the moderating of adverts functions.

It also indicates a complete lack of manners !!! :twisted: wink
Quote by mattmoleman
Can anybody remember what happened to that Tab clear? I liked that stuff and all of a sudden it dissapeared.

I was beginning to think I'd invented that in my addled mind - great wasn't it. I remember the cans were semi-transparent (which was quite a trick)
As for the colas - Aldi's own brand works for me but only when ice cold.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mmmm, I think Eddie Izzard would describe himself as a Cross Dresser. confused :?

He's always said it's more like "a tomboy lesbian trapped in a mans body"
Quote by MISSCHIEF
My wish would be to have a certain man here today and not 300 miles away ........ the biggest stick in the world won't reach him dunno .... I've just come out of the 'PMTs', even though I have had this syndrome for the past 25 years, I still don't bluddy recognise it until everything calms down again confused - In fact I only realised I was out of it when writing in Matts thread last night.
PS sorry hunny, only kidding, you're totally safe again now for another four weeks :rascal:

I'm wishing for teleporting to be installed outside my house this afternoon and outside a certain other too. If the 'Tomorrow People' had it all those years ago then I can't see why I can't have it now rolleyes
As for 'beauty' becoming 'the beast' I have to say that I'd hardly noticed - but if she's planning ahead already I'll have the riot shields and water cannon on standby for next time !!! :twisted: lol
{reads thread and walks over to calendar, marks the 21st with a huge star and does a little dance to celebrate}
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well done !!!!
The good thing about hitting round numbers like this is that you've immediately got your next target to aim for !!
I'm looking forward to your next 100, then your next 100, then your.............. cool