Quote by Bonedigger
dark
home decorating....painting or wallpapering?
:censored: :fuckinghell: :doh: :cry: Painting, sod that buggering about with wall paper.
Legendary British Rock bands: Led Zepplin or Pink Floyd
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Catcorb
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Suffolk
Forum
:laughabove: 
Quote by Jpsauce
We got one earlier this year, just like a normal strap on but it has a bit for me as well and believe me when we're using it I get as much pleasure from it as my guy does.
Got it from Pabo (crap service, took 2 months to deliver and they tried charging our card many times). Am sure you'll be able to find one similar someplace.
Love honey are very good A1 service goods normaly very reasonably priced and goods arrive very quickly. Also if you spend over a certain ammount delevery costs nothing. :twisted:
Their are also user reviews on there website, on the goods they sell so you can see what others think on what you may want to buy.
I like Celery. I am I strange because I like celery? Don't answer that 
Get better sausages and burgers from your local butcher if they make them in house all the better. Normaly cheaper than super market and LOADS better taste wise, but this will depend a lot on your butcher. If buying lots a good butcher will give you a discount for bulk as well.
Don't buy the long life baps and rolls you can get made that mistake once, bloody horrible things.
Don't run out of Sauce
Don't buy the long life baps and rolls you can get made that mistake once, bloody horrible things.
Don't run out of Sauce
Quote by H-x
These mails were from a while ago, I saved them mainly to remind myself of the guy's name incase I bumped into him in the chat room, and because they were so bad they were funny.
ere av sent u sum messages ,and can send pics lol ,cant c y u aint replied av cum 2 conclusion u r a timewaster or a cockteaser.
I replied to it, foolishly, that he should may learn to write in English and my lack of replies meant I wasn't interested in him not because I was a timewaster but because he was rude.
thanks for the reply,yeh this issa gettin entertaining 1 .i av tried downloading pics to my profile but they wont download mpeg for sum reason .and if u r boasting u av got pics on u r profile then y not show u r face ? is it because it matches u r arse?actually if it does then i wont complain as u av gotta gorgeous arse even mo so u into anal sex as well lol ,defo a true blooded woman or just another COCKTEASER , i if u r so genuine then message me u r e-mail addy n i'll defo send sum 4 insulting my intelligence ,r u granted authority to use academic initials after u r signature?U keep thinkin u r shit dont smell lol n un day sumun will make u eat it n then u'll just realise it smells like everyun elses! havva nice day!
And some people wonder why they don't meet anyone
H.x
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I thought my spelling and gramma was bad. My word what an a**ehole. I suppose they are here on SH just as much as anywhere else in the world. But bloody hell how can someone be so rude
: :!: 
uch: 
Quote by duncanlondon
Finally, meat is the product of a vegetarin diet. So I have no qualms about eating it.
I am sure I read somewhere in the last couple of months that some company that produces animal feed wants to start feeding anamals other animal remains like they did before BSE. Then think that they have found away so nothing like BSE would happen again. :crazy: :fuckinghell: :eeek:
Makes me feel very very uneasy.
The dubbed air freshener one with the kid siting on the loo saying "its all gone its all gone" :censored:
And then his mum out side the loo door sayin whats gone darling then he puts note, writen by an adult trying to write like a child, under the door. Grrrrrrr
And those purfume ones just silly
wtf are they on the people that think them up.
And then his mum out side the loo door sayin whats gone darling then he puts note, writen by an adult trying to write like a child, under the door. Grrrrrrr
And those purfume ones just silly
wtf are they on the people that think them up. 
:cheers: Quote by keeno
Full moon or blue moon
Blue moon is the same as a full moon it's nothing to do with colour. It is a second full moon in the same calendar month. It don't happen very often hence the saying "once in a blue moon" At least that what I was told.
Drinking beer from: Glass or Bottle :cheers:
Quote by foxylady2209
My pet hate in a chat room is the person - so often an individual of the male persuasion - who marches in (well, as much as you can in cyber-space) announcing :"bi-m, colchecster, can acomm, whisper if interested" or some such statement.
It's a CHAT room for crying out loud. Not a railway station lacking an announcer "the train now arriving at - - " etc.
And then - when they get no response presumably - they post it again. Word for word, and obviously they are copy/pasting. So they add being bone idle to their errors.
ps. aplogies to any bi-males in Colchester - that was a made-up example.
They also normaly say they are "professional"(sic) with 23 inch and thick cock :shock: and a heavy cumer. I can not belive they can get any action, do they??
Quote by anais
A quick interjection to correct Anais
White sandy beach
Naturalist beach or family beach?
A naturalist beach would be the place to spot Sandpipers and knots, surely.
A naturist beach is where we'd get our kit off! lol
I know what *I* meant hehe Im into bird watchin! :lol2: :lol2:
did I get away with that?? least my spelling was correct???
Radio one
Naughty or nice?
I didn't even notice
Nice
Although I like to think I am nice and Naughty :twisted:
Dead Music Icons: Jimi Hendrix or Jim Morrison
Quote by anais
White sandy beach
Naturalist beach or family beach?
Last time I went to a naturalist beach was in brighton. My sister who is 10 years older than me, and her friends took me (art students
). I was about 12 years old and didn't know were to look :twisted: :shock: And I would hate to embarasse my kids so Family beach it is.
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Swinging Heaven features sexually explicit material. To access this site you must be of the legal age to engage with the material of an adult site.
By entering Swinging Heaven you agree to the following;
- I am deemed an adult where I live, and I am at least 18 years old
- I am allowed to access & view sexually explicit material
- I accept responsibility for accessing this site