Quote by freckledbird
Blooody hill too piges!
I migt jist shag him foor hos fourfeit - wit a toy of my chocie!
She done it as above ! Cheetah
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Cheetah
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Quote by postie
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Has to be on the forum.
Has to be quoted by someone else, or me.
FB can edit her spelling mistakes, if she can get it done before they are quoted...
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
OK, people , get grassing on her... I am soooo not wanting to paying that forfeit...
I am watching - can I take her if she loses!
How open and bold are you guys out there .
Forget the size does / does not matter angle .
Lets not be sensitive about this - ok some women only like well endowed guys.
Mine is 7.5 inches and thick so I never say its 10 inches because it will be obvious to any woman who expected more. Its what you do with it that really matters anyway.
Are men using this site typical of the avearage public ?
How many of us can tell it as it is - my guess is that no more than 20 guys will do the poll as this is something we guys are insecure about....
I have read posts about guys with 12 inchers but who has the biggest one on the site?
I wonder if there will be any truthful answers to that one.
I don't want to judge it but no doubt there will be others who will offer to judge!
Forget the size does / does not matter angle .
Lets not be sensitive about this - ok some women only like well endowed guys.
Mine is 7.5 inches and thick so I never say its 10 inches because it will be obvious to any woman who expected more. Its what you do with it that really matters anyway.
Are men using this site typical of the avearage public ?
How many of us can tell it as it is - my guess is that no more than 20 guys will do the poll as this is something we guys are insecure about....
I have read posts about guys with 12 inchers but who has the biggest one on the site?
I wonder if there will be any truthful answers to that one.
I don't want to judge it but no doubt there will be others who will offer to judge!
So many lovely ladies on this site I wonder if we should have a competition - tasteful of course... No doubt to be poliitically correct we should have all the other permutations as well .... whilst I am a red blooded straight guy I respect the rights of others to whatever turns on us.... even the permutations would be a good thread - Mr 6 times a anight , one metre high, with a wooden leg called Cilve......
Quote by lusty_modesty
Does the Avatar image confuse you when you’re a newcomer? When I see an Avatar with parts of female body, naturally I assume that person is a she. Then I’m taken by surprise when I read the post to find that the person is a he.
Also I confuse with some less obvious body images as male. :doh: Some Avatar images are neutral but your mind still conjures up image of that person being male or female without bothering to check the username first. Okay what a Pratorama! I thought someone was a woman, then a man, now I know she’s a woman, I think I’ve got it right this time. :confused:
I agree avatars can confuse but then so can some nicks ....its oftn hard to tell someones gender or sexual orientation. It would be also helpful to know who just wants to chat, who may want some action and who wants both....
Quote by johneboy
well it's bleeding typical isn't it :fuckinghell: here I am working my fingers to the bone entertaining you lot, get to 500 posts..... and what do I get, not a dicky birdnot a mention from anybody..... well it's the last time I pipe up when I spot someone else getting to a landmark in posting :gagged: ...okay, so I'm not even onto page 4 yet but to me 500 posts is some kind of achievement :bounce:
and don't be coming onto here now saying well done JB on 500 posts you sarcy buggers:smackbottom:
goes off to sulk in a corner in the GFZ
Well done JB on 500 post!
Quote by arc-uk
Hi ,
Ive just joined the and thanks for accepting my applicateion
Im a single str8 male(42) from the north west of england,im a non pushy person im very easy to get on with (i wont bite yer lol),hoping to make new friends throughout the preference would be (str8 couple or single female ) for nice adult fun soon as i settle into the community and hoping to strike a nice friendship.I dont have an ad as of yet but will sort one soon as i install my my stats are as follows im 6ft tall has short dark hair ,meduim build and blue eyes.
many thanks for readimg my forum messages
Arc
Welcome, I am a straight guy from Lancashire - it takes a while but most people on the site are great- enjoy.
Quote by Happy Cats
Bet hes not as good as me!
Hey Cats - you may be right - hope you are - I said I was good not fantastic - said I was stiil seeking to improve - aren't we all - if the spotty sparrow wants to take a pop thats nothing unusual is it.... hey it was meant as some fun ... a sex masterclass ... remember the thread .....come on ..lighten up those of you who are getting far too serious!
They have people playing musical instruments, writers, actors and even TV Chefs doing a masterclass - so why not a sex masterclass? Hey we are like sex otherwise we would not be here - right... I am 45 and good at sex but always willing to learn of anything to improve the art of good sex.... so is anyone brave enough to offer any suggestions, advice etc...ok you cannot beat the interpersonal chemistry ...but still my techniques have improved vastly since I was a lad....its not just good wines that mature after all......I have learnt a lot from women being honest with me....listening would be my greatest tip .....
Quote by lusty_modesty
so, what are the things you would like to do before your 50 (if your over 50, try in the next 5 years)
ive got plenty of time left to:
1. visit asia (not picky where, somewhere not touristy and mcdonalised)
2. bungee jump
Lancy-Nancy my TallBoy, non touristy and unMcDonalised places in Asian isn’t such a good idea for giant like you, you’ll only scare them away. As for Bungy Jumping, at least make sure the string is not too long…just joking
Nah, already seen the world...so things I’d like to be able to do before I’m 50:
1) Looking 30 years younger/stunning with cosmetic surgery/diet/exercise
2) Saved enough to retire on a blissful swinging lifestyle
3) Have sex with David Beckham
4) Climb Mt Everest without oxygen & Sherpa guide
5) Write one of the best selling novel
6) Win an Oscar for Best Actor
7) Speak 101 languages of the world
8) Do Space travel
9) Do Time travel
10) Have sex with aliens
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Greetings Lusty , I am Cheetah a pan galatic time traveller from your future. If we met I could take you on a journey 30 years into your past - when you will return you will not have aged and you will have achieved 8,9,10 and 1 - having sex with one of my species gives you the ability to speak any language. Your blood will be so enriched you will not need oxgen and could run up Everest in an afternoon. I have been in your future and as a result of having sex with me you wrote a best selling novel and then won won an oscar in the film of the novel. You retired wealthy and swung for England. I can acheive many wonderful things for you...........but then the Sex with David Beckham was so sad I had to undo all the others - sorry about that....
Breaking News! Following a recent survey it was concluded that swinging has become more to do with spectating ( 79% ), Cyber Sex ( 9%) or Phone sex ( 2% ) so in order to promote greater participation and to raise the standards to new heights the first ever Sex Olympics will be held next year hosted by Swinging Heaven. Already Durex has come forward as a sponsor and more are expected. Your suggestions about events are invited but the following have been suggested so far:
Coitus prolongus - which couple can keep going the longest - the curent record is with Sting at 6 days, 2 hours and 37 minutes, ( Cheetah wa close behind but was disqualified when found having a Lamb Vindaloo as he needed more spice )
Relay - where each person has to continue to have meaningful sex with as many partners as they can moving from one after the other within a 24 hour period.
100 metre dash - newbie guys rush to the first real invite after holding back for months after just posting
The Big Ones - Following promotions and elimination events at regional mnuches 10 finalists will compete for the title of the best sexual partners in the UK. More detail about these events will be released nearer the time....but it is likeky that there will be a Gold Dildo for the best Couple and the same for the best solo performing indiviidual males and females who are not part of a couple.
Coitus prolongus - which couple can keep going the longest - the curent record is with Sting at 6 days, 2 hours and 37 minutes, ( Cheetah wa close behind but was disqualified when found having a Lamb Vindaloo as he needed more spice )
Relay - where each person has to continue to have meaningful sex with as many partners as they can moving from one after the other within a 24 hour period.
100 metre dash - newbie guys rush to the first real invite after holding back for months after just posting
The Big Ones - Following promotions and elimination events at regional mnuches 10 finalists will compete for the title of the best sexual partners in the UK. More detail about these events will be released nearer the time....but it is likeky that there will be a Gold Dildo for the best Couple and the same for the best solo performing indiviidual males and females who are not part of a couple.
and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine coupleI am looking for a horny woman in the north west who is avaialble for totally discreet daytime meets for some great no strings sex- I am cheating on my partner and being open about it - it may be that you are to or might want to be - I will respect your feelings about this and expect you to do the same. I am a decent guy who gives respect and trust..... I am cheating beacuse I want to stay with her but get fiustrated and need the release otherwise I will crawl the walls better than spider man..... I know it goes on but no one wants to admit it - even on this site.... Cheetah
I have read all the Dan Brown books - they were all good - but the Codes were enjoyable because I had an illustrated version with all the photos etc. My last god one was the Time Travellers Wife.....The Curious Incident of the Dog in the night was a good recent book as well about a boy with Aspbergers...
Quote by lusty_modesty
Now and then, we get newbie asking for advice on meet and one of the usual recommendations they get is for them to attend a Munch. Would this be a problem for some of you out there?
For me personally, I’d be more worried sick of meeting someone I know from the workplace or neighborhood etc. I wonder if this has happened to anybody as with the case of the major regional Munch expected to have up to 300 people attending.
I’ve actually met a staff from my workplace in my partner’s ‘grandish’ party held outside our region…crikey. Obviously I was very happy to see this person and we chatted merrily but at a Munch, Jesus what would you say?
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Hey Lusty, I would feel ill at ease - its ok for all those couples who are out in the open about it but I am a guy cheating on his partner and trying to be discrete ....for that reason I would not want to go to a munch .... I know there are a lot of us that wont own up to the fact about wanting some extra sex - its even on this site....some muches sound more like a trainspotters convention rather than people who enjoy sex... waiting for a good blasting now...1...2...3...and go....
