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Chief_Kaiser
2 months ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · Gloucestershire

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Quote by Sexysteph
I've been arrested

Blimey! Done that loads redface
Fell of my Motorbike in Fulham Road and landed at the feet of The Damned who picked me up and brushed me down and tried to straighten mangled bike.
You should never compromise. After all , you are the ones doing us a favour by showing.
If someone wont stay around if there isn't more on offer then it's their loss. And anyway, there are other couples around who are willing to do more so let them go away and find them.
If you have agreed limits before setting out, then exceeding those limits will only cause you problems.
Radio 1 deliberately targets a teenage audience these days and makes no bones about it. Since mark and Lard left last year there is nothing for anyone over 21 during the day, evenings are a bit better (RIP John Peel).
As someone who drives all day, the radio is essential and it is Radio 2 all the way except between 1 and 4 when its Hawksbee and Jacobs on Talksport.
I have no problem with properly licensed public firework displays, and I agree that we can't go around banning everything that ever causes an accident, but the firework put through the letterbox was used as a weapon to commit a crime "Arson with intent to endanger life".
The person who we believe did it, ( no one was ever convicted ) was over 18 so was able to buy the firework quite legally.
In the wrong hands, fireworks are dangerous things. As, granted, are many other items with quite legitamate uses, and I am no killjoy, but there should be restrictions on something that is regularly used irresponsibly.
Someone once put a Firework through the letterbox of the house i was sleeping in, setting it on fire and putting young lady and myself in hospital, so I definitely think the sale of fireworks should be banned.
By the way, smoke alarms saved our lives, so make sure yours are working.
Then there was the time Mick Mcarthy boiught me a beer.
Just sitting in a bar in Amsterdam having a quiet drink when John Motson and Mick McCarthy walk in. ( It was During Euro 2000 in Holland).
Got into a conversation with Motty and when it was his round, Mick offered to buy me a drink which I graciously accepted
I was at a football match sitting in the row behind Nigel Kennedy (the violinist ) and his girlfriend of the time Brix E Smith ( ex- wife of Fall singer Mark E Smith and also of the indie group the Adult Net)
At half time, all the fans were going up to Nigel to get their photos taken with him. Thinking he is a tosser, but being a fan of The Fall, I plonked myself in between the two of them, put my arm around Brix and said I wanted my photo taken with her. (she is a very attractive blonde lady). I then turned to Nigel Kennedy and said "Shift up a bit mate, you're in the way".
He took it very well
During the same match I was also very near to George Graham and Jasper Carrott
If you're going to cheat on your partner without their prior knowledge, be sure in yourself that you can live with it and won't feel you have to tell them at a later date.
They NEVER take it well and even if they don't kick you out, they will never trust you fully again
Rocked - Chelsea 4 Real Betis 0
Sucked - Somethings gone wrong with the immobilser on my car meaning it is now permanently immobile and I can't go dogging!
Never had any problems up there myself, apart from being pestered by the couple in the red Escort (avoid!). though I feel the presence of the travellers near the entrance may put a few people off going.
Theres been more action at the other site nearby recently.
Only got bad memories of raves.
A group of 'business colleagues'and myself organised al rave in a field and made a small fortune profit, only to have one of the promoters associates point a gun at us and do a runner with all the loot.
Definitely some VERY dodgy characters around that scene
Rocked - Chelsea 5 Bolton 1
Sucked - Being evicted from my home for the landlords to do renovations
Don't hold this against me, I am ashamed to admit it, but back in the late '80s, before his sick tendencies were known, I was dragged along to a Gary Glitter Christmas gang show by a friend who was stuck with an extra ticket he couldn't get rid of.
I started the night standing at the back determined not to enjoy it, but by the end I was down the front singing and dancing with the rest.
Such innocent times!
I have in the past tried to ring a couple of those numbers that charge £1+ a minute ( purely for research you understand) and very quickly got bored listening to someone who obviously wasn't as she described herself and reading from a script.
However as naller said, there are some normal rate chatlines with 'normal' people who are not paid to be there which can be a lot of fun. Though most are uninclined to have a talk of a sexual nature, you can sometimes find someone who is and even willing to meet up for fun, so don't knock it. It's no different to meeting someone from SH.
If you're not from the immediate area, which deefer isn't, then you could be forgiven for thinking that Cirencester is nearest to that location.
Why do me leave the toilet seat up?
Because if we left it down and then pissed all over it you really would have something to moan about. lol
What you need to do john, is take a trip round some of those well known Swindon parks and sit there for a few hours and wait and see if anything happens.
99% of the time you will be out of luck, but that other 1%!!!!!
It's all about patience.
Faringdon's not that far mate. you will soon learn that you have to put yourself out and travel a bit if you want any success at this game.
Yes i remember them very well biggrin :D
i also met them through this site and they later started their own group on . Unfortunately they have 'retired' from going out in their camper van due to some problems partly with Sadies health ( nothing too serious ) and also because of some abuse they started to get from some members of their group, which was uncalled for.
Therefore they closed the group and their website, though I'm not sure if they can be contacted through their old e-mail address.
They are certainly missed, though they did say they may still visit the Office sometimes
Typical! the one night I could have gone but didn't! Never mind, perhaps another time.
I won't welcome you to SH cos you've been here longer than me.
The one I've got now.
Well I cant really call it a haircut, more a hair uncut, not been to barbers for nine months.