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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
The best for me was 2 Litre Dolby, who were supporting Yo La Tengo in Sydney some years ago.
It was the week before my birthday. I noticed that my favouritest band were coming to Australia, BUT NOT TO PERTH. I was slightly miffed by that. My friends, being the wonderful people that they are, got together and bought me a plane ticket to Sydney for the weekend. I love my friends.
I got up as usual on Friday morning and went to work. Came home, packed, and headed off to the airport shortly before midnight. By 6am I was in Sydney.
During the week, some American friends of friends who had been visiting Perth had left and gone on to the next part of their holiday. You guessed it - they were in Sydney too. We met up and did the usual touristy things.
Then it was nearly time. I found the venue. I got my ticket. I'd had no sleep since the previous morning. Then this band came on. I'd never heard of them before. The music they were playing was slow and dream-like. It started with the occasional note played here and there. No structure to it at all. Mostly silence. Over the next half hour the gaps were gradually filled in, and by the end they were playing some beautiful instrumental rock.
That half hour of music fitted the state I was in perfectly. I forgot that I was in a small and grubby pub, and was transported into a wonderful other world where nothing existed except this beautiful music.
Then Yo La Tengo came on, and as expected were brilliant. But they couldn't quite recreate that magic.
It was the week before my birthday. I noticed that my favouritest band were coming to Australia, BUT NOT TO PERTH. I was slightly miffed by that. My friends, being the wonderful people that they are, got together and bought me a plane ticket to Sydney for the weekend. I love my friends.
I got up as usual on Friday morning and went to work. Came home, packed, and headed off to the airport shortly before midnight. By 6am I was in Sydney.
During the week, some American friends of friends who had been visiting Perth had left and gone on to the next part of their holiday. You guessed it - they were in Sydney too. We met up and did the usual touristy things.
Then it was nearly time. I found the venue. I got my ticket. I'd had no sleep since the previous morning. Then this band came on. I'd never heard of them before. The music they were playing was slow and dream-like. It started with the occasional note played here and there. No structure to it at all. Mostly silence. Over the next half hour the gaps were gradually filled in, and by the end they were playing some beautiful instrumental rock.
That half hour of music fitted the state I was in perfectly. I forgot that I was in a small and grubby pub, and was transported into a wonderful other world where nothing existed except this beautiful music.
Then Yo La Tengo came on, and as expected were brilliant. But they couldn't quite recreate that magic.
Sex God
Dear Blue,
You're clearly an intelligent person, fully aware of the consequences of your actions. You're not afraid to try new things, and not embarrassed to continue doing the things that you enjoy. You're not doing any harm to anyone. Quite the contrary - you're giving others the opportunity to enjoy themselves as much as you do.
Keep up the good work.
Love, Deirdre.
If only.
You're clearly an intelligent person, fully aware of the consequences of your actions. You're not afraid to try new things, and not embarrassed to continue doing the things that you enjoy. You're not doing any harm to anyone. Quite the contrary - you're giving others the opportunity to enjoy themselves as much as you do.
Keep up the good work.
Love, Deirdre.
If only.
Sex God
Your thinking is too similar to mine to be coincidence. Have you been sneaking in to read my mind while I'm not watching?
I didn't bother listing batteries for the mp3 player. I figured at least one of the women would smuggle a plentiful supply aboard along with a vibrator or three.
I didn't bother listing batteries for the mp3 player. I figured at least one of the women would smuggle a plentiful supply aboard along with a vibrator or three.
Sex God
Moist, because I like her.
Sappho, because I like her.
Will, because Sappho would kill me if we left him behind.
Jags, because Jags would kill me if we left her behind
KitKat, because I can cheat and get two good friends for the price of one.
Mark, because the new SH will need a captain, and I need someone who can count.
Come on - you didn't think I could limit it to just five, did you? We'll all fit in somehow, even if I have to swim along behind.
The first luxury item must be my mp3 player. I wouldn't last a week without music.
The second is my books, although I'm not sure how much time we'd have for reading.
Now it's getting harder. Good friends, good music, and good literature. What else is there in life?
Sappho, because I like her.
Will, because Sappho would kill me if we left him behind.
Jags, because Jags would kill me if we left her behind
KitKat, because I can cheat and get two good friends for the price of one.
Mark, because the new SH will need a captain, and I need someone who can count.
Come on - you didn't think I could limit it to just five, did you? We'll all fit in somehow, even if I have to swim along behind.
The first luxury item must be my mp3 player. I wouldn't last a week without music.
The second is my books, although I'm not sure how much time we'd have for reading.
Now it's getting harder. Good friends, good music, and good literature. What else is there in life?
Sex God
I'll set my alarm clock, and will be up and undressed for you.
Work is full of programmers. They'll understand why I choose the company of a beautiful woman in a helicopter over a day in front of the computer... well, actually, to be honest I don't think they would. I worry about some of them.
Work is full of programmers. They'll understand why I choose the company of a beautiful woman in a helicopter over a day in front of the computer... well, actually, to be honest I don't think they would. I worry about some of them.
Sex God
I'd probably be disowned if my parents knew that I was even talking to people here. Their reaction to discovering my sister's "open relationship" was not good.
I'm fortunate that I know so few people in this country. There's not much chance of bumping into someone that I know.
I'm fortunate that I know so few people in this country. There's not much chance of bumping into someone that I know.
Sex God
Quote by Moist
Once I bought a purple basque
I thought it looked just fine
And then it got ripped off of me
When I went to the tyne....
That is brilliant! I'm having trouble deciding which is better - your obvious talents, the purple basque, you in the purple basque, or you out of the purple basque.
Can I have them all?
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
djohn you promise the cable and the tripod are only for your pleasure!!!
Your pleasure too.
Quote by Moist
you aint seen nothing yet ...
You tease! Show me everything... go on, I dare you! (Let's see if that works as well on you as it did on Will. It worked very well on Will, didn't it, Jags?
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