Excuse me for a moment. Watch out for those cables - you don't want to trip over them, or you'll bring the lights down. And try not to bump the tripod.
What's that? Oh, nothing. Ignore me. I'm just preparing the lesson plan for next weekend's GFZ.
Moist and Mrs FC, how about a nice smile for the camera?
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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
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My list depends so much on my mood.
Abdoujaparov "Will She Come?"
Bonnie Prince Billy "A Minor Place"
Eels "Daisies of the Galaxy"
Godspeed You Black Emperor "Raise Your... CD 2, track 1"
Grant Lee Buffalo "Better for Us"
King Wasabi "Everything's Just Dandy"
Magnetic Fields "Nothing Matters When We're Dancing"
My Friend The Chocolate Cake "That Eye The Sky"
Sisters of Mercy "Marian"
The Wolfgang Press "Chains"
Yo La Tengo "I Heard You Looking"
That's a small random selection of favourites.
Abdoujaparov "Will She Come?"
Bonnie Prince Billy "A Minor Place"
Eels "Daisies of the Galaxy"
Godspeed You Black Emperor "Raise Your... CD 2, track 1"
Grant Lee Buffalo "Better for Us"
King Wasabi "Everything's Just Dandy"
Magnetic Fields "Nothing Matters When We're Dancing"
My Friend The Chocolate Cake "That Eye The Sky"
Sisters of Mercy "Marian"
The Wolfgang Press "Chains"
Yo La Tengo "I Heard You Looking"
That's a small random selection of favourites.
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I'm afraid the only two of the second list that I'm familiar with is the Sisters and Bauhaus. The string quartet version of Enter Sandman doesn't count. I do a bit better with the first lot.
I'd love to go to more gigs. I'd love to go to any gigs at all. The bands I want to hear tend to play in pubs, which isn't somewhere I feel comfortable in company. There's no chance on my own.
I have made a vow that when this spiffing new music centre is completed, I shall attend whatever is happening on as regular a basis as possible.
I'd love to go to more gigs. I'd love to go to any gigs at all. The bands I want to hear tend to play in pubs, which isn't somewhere I feel comfortable in company. There's no chance on my own.
I have made a vow that when this spiffing new music centre is completed, I shall attend whatever is happening on as regular a basis as possible.
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That was an extremely serious transgression. We'll have to wait for Mark (Mighty Leader and Judge)'s ruling, but in previous cases the punishment has been to be forced to read the forum as many times as day as you can face, interspersed with numerous postings. You have to be cruel to be kind.
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Big hugs and snogs for Moist 
As Will might say: Get thee to a munch! Why wouldst thou be a breeder of loneliness? I am myself attracted, but yet I could believe me no such thing that it were only myself. You are very wise, witty, sexy; with more qualities at your call than tossers have emails to say them in, imagination to give them appreciation, or grace to deserve them. What should such swingles as us do, crawling between earth and (swinging) heaven? We are hopeful lonelies all; despair for none of us. Go thy ways to a munch. Where's your father?
I'm not sure what your father has to do with it, and I'm not entirely sure what the rest means. And Will probably has too much sense to word it like that. But I hope you get the idea.
(I LIKE starting sentences with 'And' and 'But'. I shall continue doing so, whatever the purists say)
As Will might say: Get thee to a munch! Why wouldst thou be a breeder of loneliness? I am myself attracted, but yet I could believe me no such thing that it were only myself. You are very wise, witty, sexy; with more qualities at your call than tossers have emails to say them in, imagination to give them appreciation, or grace to deserve them. What should such swingles as us do, crawling between earth and (swinging) heaven? We are hopeful lonelies all; despair for none of us. Go thy ways to a munch. Where's your father?
I'm not sure what your father has to do with it, and I'm not entirely sure what the rest means. And Will probably has too much sense to word it like that. But I hope you get the idea.
(I LIKE starting sentences with 'And' and 'But'. I shall continue doing so, whatever the purists say)
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I can't say I've bothered with the ads myself (though I did have a peek at yours, Moist). A hit rate of one in twenty billion must be a bit disheartening, however nice the one might turn out to be.
But you don't need the ads. You've got us! Just imagine - right now, there's dozens of people all around the country thinking "that Moist is a nice girl, isn't she? Grammar isn't the nice old lady she visits on the weekends. She owns her own dictionary. And I bet she types with more than two fingers at once. I'll cancel my holiday and spend the next month hiding under a bridge in Wales, waiting for her to drive across."
But you don't need the ads. You've got us! Just imagine - right now, there's dozens of people all around the country thinking "that Moist is a nice girl, isn't she? Grammar isn't the nice old lady she visits on the weekends. She owns her own dictionary. And I bet she types with more than two fingers at once. I'll cancel my holiday and spend the next month hiding under a bridge in Wales, waiting for her to drive across."
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Quote by Sappho
Okay, well I'd rather give up sex than the forum - but you're not going to insist on that are you?
Psst, Sappho... c'mere... (whispering) if you can't give up sex, come up and visit me. I won't tell them, honest.
As for giving up the forum - absurd! I'm amazed you can even think it.
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What's all this talk about Wales? It's a lovely place, I'm sure, but wasn't the point of this thread Moist's passport? (Which reminds me - is your passport photo as terrible as tradition demands, or did you get one that looks like you?)
For culture, just about any major city in Europe will do (I'd be inclined to avoid the excessively big ones like London and Paris, but that's because I don't like too many people). For history, just about any city in Europe. The Netherlands would be a good starting-point for the first-time traveller. Amsterdam has some decent museums, and most of the people speak English better than the English do. At this time of year the canals should be frozen. Cologne's cathedral will take your breath away. Make sure you climb to the top.
Get out and enjoy yourself. Once you're bitten, you'll never want to come back home.
For culture, just about any major city in Europe will do (I'd be inclined to avoid the excessively big ones like London and Paris, but that's because I don't like too many people). For history, just about any city in Europe. The Netherlands would be a good starting-point for the first-time traveller. Amsterdam has some decent museums, and most of the people speak English better than the English do. At this time of year the canals should be frozen. Cologne's cathedral will take your breath away. Make sure you climb to the top.
Get out and enjoy yourself. Once you're bitten, you'll never want to come back home.
