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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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Remind me to bring my camera. For the sake of science, of course.
I think I saw the same one, Kat. First his orgasm, then hers. Not a view you see very often, and to be honest I'm not sorry about that. Just show us your outside, Blue!
As a pretend photographer myself, I know that it can be hard to get great pictures. But when you've got a perfect subject, the photos almost take themselves.
I'll second that, Heather. And let's keep our fingers crossed that they get seconds tonight too...
Quote by Moist
maybe they could stamp my passport at the toll bridge..... ha ha

At the troll bridge?
I just started reading Bukowski (Tales of Ordinary Madness) yesterday. It's very different from the books I usually read, but I like it.
That's the lovely thing about this place. It doesn't take very long for newcomers to become part of the family. Stay. Read. Post. Enjoy. You'll be absorbed into the collective in no time.
Break out the champagne! What a fantastic post to end the week with.
Next challenge for you - get her swinging wink
If you're female (or even just have a name that might be interpreted as a female name) and you're on the net, you're going to attract morons. It's a very sad fact of life - about the only thing you could do to free the site of them is make it invitation-only. We had that discussion recently, didn't we? That would be a bad move.
You are most certainly NOT a troll, Moist. I think you're lovely. And I reckon that tosser would be delighted if he could find a pig to molest, knickers or no.
Mark, does SH have an R&D department? That tosserometer sounds like a great idea.
One of my goals (OK, I lied. I do have a few goals) is to spend a few months driving around Australia. I don't know when I'm going to be able to do it - having a job that gives me the money to afford a trip like that means I don't have the time. Having the time means I don't have the money. Perhaps when I marry that heiress...
I've done a few holidays like SBox's suggestion. It's a good way of finding places that you'd never normally see. "I'm at the station in Cologne. Where does the next train go?"
What you need are some birthday hugs, and some birthday snogs. passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss
Indonesia was far too humid for me. Great place, LOTS of people (which is something I have a problem with), beautiful mountains and countryside. I believe they have the odd volcano or two as well. I still haven't seen a real volcano, except for the long-extinct ones on Easter Island.
Oh dear... I forgot to list "travel" in the hobbies thread.
My favourite places in Europe are Maastricht and Oslo (or Norway in general). Going a little further, Australia (biased? me?), Easter Island, and Santiago.
And then there's the rest of the world. Too many places, not enough time.
Funny you should accuse me of being queer. My mother once asked if I was gay. Is it something in the way I look? Never mind.
Why did you have to run away so quickly? We're nice people in there. Really we are.
You've caught the avatar-changing disease already, so I'm sure the munching won't be far behind.
Don't be afraid. I haven't been to any munches yet, but I've met some of the inmates here. You'll never find a better group of people. Friendly and welcoming... just perfect. I love them all.
I'm feeling a bit guilty going on like this, as if I'm hijacking a thread. But that's silly, since the thread is about you :-)
If you're going to the London munch, then I shall look forward to seeing you in Edinburgh. These things appear to be addictive.
Air fare? You say that like it's another country.
I'm going to get in big trouble from Jags for that one :-)
Reading (I still can't believe there are people who don't read every day). Cinema (though it's usually on DVD these days). Photography (not particularly good, but you don't have to be to enjoy it). And I do enjoy going to the theatre, but that's not a very frequent event.
Yes yes yes! Come along to a munch. I'm told they're a lot of fun. There's one in Edinburgh in April - that'd be a good one to start with wink
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I am just trying to decide when the time might be right to come out of my shell! redface

Will, I've seen you naked. If that's not coming out of your shell, I'm not sure I want to be around when you do! lol
It also might be because we locked the door behind you. Let someone like you get away? Not likely!
It's not the opening line, but I don't care.
An hour goes by; she doesn't.
If you don't cry, it isn't love.
Is it... ? "all hands up her" is a bit of a crude way of putting it, but I completely understand wink
Happy birthday!
No apologies necessary - my general aura of silliness doesn't always come through in my posts. And I haven't forgotten - remember that we already established that yours must be better. Dressed or not.
Are you questioning my masculinity? I don't get cars. Never have. At least I have the memories of your backside to keep me going.
Don't think you have to change your picture! I quite like it. And if it expresses your personality, so much the better. Sexier, you say? Let's see it!
I didn't think it was - I'm sure I've seen that picture before somewhere else. Yours is sure to be much nicer. Real things always are.
I don't think that beds make themselves. That's why I'd be astonished if I ever came home to find mine made :-)