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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
Quote by Jags
You don't know who recorded Rubber Soul??????????????????????
My policy with music is "live and let live" (and don't be scared to give anything a try, because you never know what you might like).
But surely knowledge of all things Beatles is genetically programmed in at birth.
But back to the subject. I've never met a clit piercing (or any other kind, for that matter). I've known women who have them, but not in the right way to have met the piercing itself. I do, however, have an imagination. So let's use it. Clit piercing: different. I can see it being good for the woman, particularly when it's relatively new and there are all those unfamiliar sensations when you move. For the man, my imagination fails me. I'll just have to give it a try one day.
Sex God
That's a lot of people missing. Did they get permission from the appropriate authorities before buggering off? At least they could have invited the rest of us. Well, if there aren't some excellent photos on Monday morning, Questions Will Be Asked.
We'll just have to find our own fun. If I start snoring, find an imaginative way to wake me up.
We'll just have to find our own fun. If I start snoring, find an imaginative way to wake me up.
Sex God
So where are the photos???!!! :-)
The more photos there are, the more attention is paid to them. That leads to more reaction, which leads to more enjoyment, which leads to more photos.
It's a wonderful circle.
I'll save you the pain of my photos. Wonderful circles don't need to be broken like that.
Oh, and Kat - I can't respond in the GFZ. But were you implying that there'd be a sensible post from me in three days? My mind is still numb at the thought of what Blue will do when she catches me.
The more photos there are, the more attention is paid to them. That leads to more reaction, which leads to more enjoyment, which leads to more photos.
It's a wonderful circle.
I'll save you the pain of my photos. Wonderful circles don't need to be broken like that.
Oh, and Kat - I can't respond in the GFZ. But were you implying that there'd be a sensible post from me in three days? My mind is still numb at the thought of what Blue will do when she catches me.
Sex God
Quote by BlueEyes
Mr Blue Eyes looks at them about 10 times a day!!!
If you're feeling a little jealous of the attention, I suggest something along the lines of:
1: Get some piccies of your own.
2: Ask Mark very nicely to make you a page for them.
3: That's it, really.
OK, Mr Blue Eyes might still be looking at Heather and Mandy ten times a day. But the rest of us will get to look at you twenty times a day. It sounds like a good plan to me.
Oh. Except the time that we spend looking at you is time that we won't be looking at Heather and Mandy.
Plan B: Get together with the two of them, and take lots of pictures so we can see you all together. Yes, I like that one.
Sex God
A lot of social communities on the net end up with an unofficial inner circle. If they don't like you, or the things you're looking for, they can become very hostile. I've seen people chased out of sex chat rooms for wanting cyber.
That doesn't happen here. I don't know why. I suspect it's partly because the nature of the site attracts fairly open minded people in the first place, and also because we're blessed with an administrator who is active in the forum (and not in a "hand of God" way). If it ain't broke...
But is it not broke? Some people seem to think it is, and some people think it isn't. Does that depend on what you're looking for? Expectations? Level of patience? Whether you have a dog or a cat?
Personally, I think it's not broke, and I'd be rather miffed if someone tried to fix it. But I haven't posted an ad here, nor replied to any. So what do I know?
That doesn't happen here. I don't know why. I suspect it's partly because the nature of the site attracts fairly open minded people in the first place, and also because we're blessed with an administrator who is active in the forum (and not in a "hand of God" way). If it ain't broke...
But is it not broke? Some people seem to think it is, and some people think it isn't. Does that depend on what you're looking for? Expectations? Level of patience? Whether you have a dog or a cat?
Personally, I think it's not broke, and I'd be rather miffed if someone tried to fix it. But I haven't posted an ad here, nor replied to any. So what do I know?
Sex God
I had that happen to me once. The occasional ICQ messages "I saw your ad..." got a little annoying after a while (mostly from men), but one early one struck gold. She was from Moscow, and it turned out that we had a few common interests and both didn't mind having a new friend to chat with. Our travels even managed to overlap in London for a few hours, wich we spent in innocent but enjoyable touristing. Then a few months later she changed job and lost internet access :-(
I never found out where the ad was, or what it said. Was it someone playing a trick on me, or an innocent typo from someone with a similar number? But I got a friend out of it, so no complaints from me.
I never found out where the ad was, or what it said. Was it someone playing a trick on me, or an innocent typo from someone with a similar number? But I got a friend out of it, so no complaints from me.
Sex God
Almost due east from Newcastle, on the way to Carlisle, there is a town called Haltwhistle. In the middle of Haltwhistle there's a sign declaring itself as the centre of Great Britain - it's the same distance to the coast north and south, and east and west. There's a lot of Scotland north of here.
In my geography, the north of England starts around Manchester somewhere. The north of Britain starts at Newcastle. London is another country.
In my geography, the north of England starts around Manchester somewhere. The north of Britain starts at Newcastle. London is another country.
Sex God
For me, they've got to feel real, and that includes day-dreaming through the entire lead-up. It's always with people I know, and situations that could happen - including a few that would have happened if I'd been less of an idiot at the time.
On the subject of rugby players: There was an ad in Australia several years ago featuring lots of shirtless rugby players. The first time I saw it was in the cinema. I was tempted to say aloud "It's enough to make you wish you were gay". But I restrained myself :-)
On the subject of rugby players: There was an ad in Australia several years ago featuring lots of shirtless rugby players. The first time I saw it was in the cinema. I was tempted to say aloud "It's enough to make you wish you were gay". But I restrained myself :-)
Sex God
That's the advantage of a van. If you've got enough people in there, whatever name you say is bound to match one of them...
You needn't be so shy. If you can't ask for yourself, get a friend to do it for you.
Ahem.
Uh, Mr Van Man? (Is that name Dutch, by the way?) Could Blue (double-check name... OK) borrow your van sometime?
And now I really am going to bed. Goodnight all! Sweet dreams.
You needn't be so shy. If you can't ask for yourself, get a friend to do it for you.
Ahem.
Uh, Mr Van Man? (Is that name Dutch, by the way?) Could Blue (double-check name... OK) borrow your van sometime?
And now I really am going to bed. Goodnight all! Sweet dreams.
