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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
'ere Blue! How's about we do all that forgive and forget stuff. You know. Kiss and make up (snigger).
Is that the sort of thing you had in mind, Kat? I'm told I have a way with words. But it's a bit of a strain on the imagination. I prefer to keep to my native language: gibberish.
How did this start, anyway? I didn't shag her once, asleep or not. (scrolling, scrolling). Oh, I remember now. I was a fool, tempted by her siren's song to venture into waters that I knew to be perilous. Drawn by her beauty, my eyes so filled with the clear pure light radiating from her perfect form that I was unable to steer to the left or to the right, but only onward into paradise.
Is that the sort of thing you had in mind, Kat? I'm told I have a way with words. But it's a bit of a strain on the imagination. I prefer to keep to my native language: gibberish.
How did this start, anyway? I didn't shag her once, asleep or not. (scrolling, scrolling). Oh, I remember now. I was a fool, tempted by her siren's song to venture into waters that I knew to be perilous. Drawn by her beauty, my eyes so filled with the clear pure light radiating from her perfect form that I was unable to steer to the left or to the right, but only onward into paradise.
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
And I tell you, he has never been the same since, a poor shattered wreck of a man, scraping an existence on the fringes of society now, more wraith than human, mind body and soul tortured twisted and maimed beyond recognition. :cry:
But you'd do it again, right? :-)
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Oh Djohn, you are so FUCKED!
I wouldn't be so lucky!
Ah well. It's been fun.
Do I get a last request? A final meal? A blindfold, at least?
I know what I need. A stunt double. Does anyone know where I can find one? "Hello, Bob's 24 hour emergency stunt double supplies. How can I help you?"
Sex God
That sounds dangerous... she's bound to wake up eventually.
Never shag someone in their sleep unless you know then well enough to be sure that your testicles will remain attached to your body for at least an hour after they wake up.
If any boy is ever unfortunate enough to have me as a father, that's the sort of advice I'm going to give him.
Never shag someone in their sleep unless you know then well enough to be sure that your testicles will remain attached to your body for at least an hour after they wake up.
If any boy is ever unfortunate enough to have me as a father, that's the sort of advice I'm going to give him.
Sex God
Quote by mal609
It must have been an outstanding Ad you placed if you were chosen for your literacy :haha: Mind you, I'm not knocking you, if it works, keep it up.
Mal
We met in a chat room, not through an ad. She was just pleased to find someone that she could have a proper conversation with. I'm sure you know what chat rooms can be like...
I know every person is after something different. I'm interested in people, not just the short-term purely physical. So if I find someone who's interested in conversations with words of more than four letters, I'm smiling :-)
That's why I don't particularly bother with ads. It's hard to tell much from them. So why am I participating in a thread about ads?
