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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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Quite right. All sausages have something valuable to contribute to the world. And isn't the journey the important part, not the destination? If these so-called "thick" sausages take a little longer to eat (it's a myth - completely untrue from what I've heard), that doesn't detract from the end result. It only adds to the enjoyment of the process.
All sausages are created equal. They are endowed by their makers with certain tasty flavours.
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One I've heard with my own two ears: "Thank you for flying with us today. We need the money." OK, not the funniest ever, but it was real.
On another flight, the landing was so smooth and perfect the passengers burst out in spontaneous applause (it really was that good). The pilot ruined it after we'd reached the gate by coming on the PA to confess that we'd actually been applauding the autopilot.
If I was female and in Gloucester I might be able to think of something to keep you entertained. But I guess we'll just have to be bored :-)