Quote by Dawn_Mids
More, More more!!
Er........ OK :giggle:
:twisted:
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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.....making the hairs on the back of your neck bristle and your pussy ache in anticipation of what's coming next. And then does the 'part your legs a little more for me Princess thing with his/her knee, forcing your legs apart -while pressing-up-against-you and raising-your-arms-up-high-to-lean-on-the-wall-and then trailinghis/her fingers-all-the-way-back-down-agian-leaving-goosebumps-as-he-moves' type thing?....and his body is so close against you you can feel the rise and fall of his chest on your back as he breathes ?? ...
ok ok I've popped a pill and am back to normal.....swiftly moving on from the killer cheek stroke and chin lift then,
, the other good one is once you've done the first kiss bit and your knees are weak, you've gone all tingly because your skin is begging to be touched.... and she/ she does the 'push you backwards-spin-you-round-to-face-the-other-way-and-slam-you-against-the-wall-in-one-fluid-movement- thing.....and then presses hard against your ass and back while breathing gentle onto your neck.....
off for another lie down (insert here) Quote by Sassy-Seren
When you get the signal to move in for the first kiss, don't go straight for her mouth! Kiss her cheek close to her ear so she can feel your breath on her neck. Guaranteed to make her go weak at the knees ! Just before you kiss her mouth, look into her eyes and lightly brush her cheek with your hand.
Now guys..........get practicing ! :giggle:
:inlove: :inlove: ohhhhh the killer cheek-stroke / windows to soul thing
i'm going for a lie down : :
Quote by sexkittenhfx
on the other hand........i posted in LMU last saturday night as i was at a loose end and didnt get one serious reply! so much for single bi females being the holy grail
so it seems LMU doesnt work for male or female?
maybe i should have asked for a shag..... :P
I think I've maybe done a handful of LMU type posts that were either for a shag, be my munch buddy or come to a club/ party with me type requests. And do you know how many replies I got? feckin none that actually turned in to anything
Now, if I stick a post up saying I'm free for lunch/ drinkies etc cos I'm at a loose end, my pm box starts pinging on overdrive :shock:
do you think someone's trying to tell me somathing? :shock:
holy grail indeed Quote by dambuster
I'll take pity on the thread with the least posts Dammy
Ah - but you still need educating in the definiton of "cakeybun"
stimulating conversation you said - an over-coffee debate over the finer points of what does/ does not constitute cakeybun sounds especially stimulating for a Tuesday
Quote by dambuster
Two slices of "Death by Chocolate" ready and waiting
:twisted:
Now that's cakeybun.
No, thats Cake. Gateau type cake.
Cakeybun implies 'bun' - hence cream scones/ iced buns/ muffin type things that come individually wrapped. Even donuts would class as Cakeybun..... but death by chocolate is Cake. :jagsatwork:
Quote by tweeky
Before our public pics were just of Mrs Tweeky and the first reason was quite simply that she is by far the more attractive. Put your best foot foreward as they say. At the time the account was made Mr tweeky was how shall we say "fat with a large beer belly" stick that on a profile and you dont get many replies.
but isnt this what we mean about using the fem as 'bait' because you think that having pics or a description of you that show you as being "fat with a large beer belly" puts people off? and you get a far better response by using her in the pics, than telling any interested parties the truth BEFORE they spend time responding to you?
Or is it in fact due to past experience we once swang with a fat guy who if we had seen the pics before hand may never have botherd with? Maybe at that time we wished to give anyone interested the chance to get to know us first before dismissing us
: As for telling interested partys the truth? what like I lied? the information was always there in the profile, including drinks every night (which has now also changed) as I dont anymore. If anyone makes the choice to respond to that ad then that is up to them, plain and simple.me, I'd rather have a straight up honest description and make my choices based on that, than be 'reeled in' based on only half the facts.
Great dont reply to ads with only pics of half the couple, we didnt ask you too did we?
And as it happens, personally, I'd be highly likley to respond to an ad or pics that are honest and 'here it is like it or lump it' because that to me speaks volumes about the actual people themselves
Hence this is why my pics have been on the forum ooo errrr as I have been educated since being here 
Since posting pics here we have now chosen to remove all pics and info from our profile. Its hard to judge people its an ever changing world in which we live in. :Getting slightly annoyed at having small parts of posts quoted without the rest of the relevent text. Not just refering to those of you on this thread but in general for all
Mr Tweeky
you know, sometimes I wonder why I feckin bother.
Quote by builderforfun
hey not sure about the first point as to new this, but second hits home as i have just been on few swinging clubs websites and read the reviews.
And to be honest itsput me off , it made me feel one im paying for sex or even worst like a male sex slavestood around with a towel waiting for a couple to come and pick me up. Sorry that just does not seem like fun
What a refreshing viewpoint from a guy
Dark is impressed
Quote by little gem
Right your all gonna get slapped botty's for this!! :twisted:
OOooo, yes please - I just winked you and my 'botty' is ready. Do you swallow?
:giggle:Yep, I'll kinda admit part responsibility for the start of this thread*... although... it is actually all darkfire's fault for the encouragement and leaving the carrot dangling to be nibble on.... can I giggle and send winks everyday for a week!???
Can I darkfire???
;)* disclaimer... I admit no responsibility for loss of will to live once Stuarts box is full up or any part there of
I'm bored with this one now
- I propose we hold fire and replenish our stocks of winks until the next unsuspecting bugger comes whinging about not getting winks/ pm's/ replies/ this site doesnt work etc etc etc that, or we use our daily rations on the 4tops ....daily..... for ooooo let me think..... the next 3 months?? :twisted:
Cease Fire Ladies, tomorrow is but another day :evil2:
Quote by stuartrossy1
Is that it ?? any more???
Ohhhhh he's not quite beaten into submission yet Ladies, more effort required!! :twisted:
and I think you owe me a pint Dark !! for scheming this whole plot up!!
What? eh? who me? :shock:
It wasnt me Occifer, it was Little Gem!!!! (points finger and starts running
)Quote by little gem
Can we start a "wink stuartrossy1" thread! :twisted:
Can we? :bounce:
see! innocent I tell ya :angel:
