Quote by firelizard
By the time we actually have a meet with anyone we are usually all so gagging for a shag no-body cares anymore what anyone looks like :giggle:
nice one, I'm in with a chance then :rascal:
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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if you think that's funny Maidenfair- this ....was the original 
and as much as I hate to admit it, it was fookin funny!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sorry for the hyjack daz, but am i the only person to find Tools avatar scarey, it looks like the bastard child of a shagfest between Darkfire and Markz :scared:
and as much as I hate to admit it, it was fookin funny!
I've made that very decision this morning ..... bloody good carreer move and £27K salary, but I know I'll hate it because i'll have my hands tied by beurocratic bollox .... or, £7 an hour doing something that challenges me and takes me to emotional breaking point on a weekly if not daily basis but where I cant wait to get to work in the morning & the rewards are everything but monetary ?
I start back on Monday
I start back on Monday
Munch = big, party atmosphere where people travel from all over the country to be there, often includes a theme or getting dressed up more so than you would get away with in pub where vanillas are present....closed off and private for us lot only with private toilet facilities/ bar, for site-members only.
Social = smaller event by scale , often attended by more localised people, more a social get together & chat over drinkies than a party with disco etc type atmosphere, where vanillas may be present and we are not seperate from joe public, sometimes organised in private and have non site-members present.
In theory
in edit : for the purpose of this thread though I dont think the difference really matters, apart from the level of alcohol consumption that might occur between the two which may affect how folk interact with each other
Social = smaller event by scale , often attended by more localised people, more a social get together & chat over drinkies than a party with disco etc type atmosphere, where vanillas may be present and we are not seperate from joe public, sometimes organised in private and have non site-members present.
In theory
in edit : for the purpose of this thread though I dont think the difference really matters, apart from the level of alcohol consumption that might occur between the two which may affect how folk interact with each other
now would be a good time to shut up
where have you been? 
Quote by Jags
As a qualified Dr Who nut I just loved the different aspects which Captain Jack brought to Dr Who and have thoroughly enjoyed the more adult content of Torchwood. The episode where Owen and the woman from '50s had an extremely sexual relationship had some of the most sexy scenes I've seen from the BBC.
:P
you know, that sounds just like something off Points of View not that I'm familiar with Mr Wogan and such programmes
Quote by HarryJones
Whats wrong with wading through all 39 pages to see who has confirmed and when:
You are on page 25 Darkfire.
erm, because I'm sure that some people have asked for invites, pulled out or confirmed by pm not in the thread Harry and as its only 9 days to go the actual list might be more or less finalised now
I have learnt....
that I dont need penetration to have seriously horny fun and have veered totally in the direction of soft play
that the social aspect of this is far more important than the sex but to get both in one swoop is fantastic :thumbup:
sometimes you really can be 'too' friends to fuck
making another fem gush is fuckin incredible :twisted:
I have a major 'thing' for long dark hair
people are not always what they seem
I like to watch, especially in clubs, but I like to hear even more :twisted:
oh, and that I dont gag, I can deepthroat and swallowing isnt an issue , its the blokes on the end of the cock I usually have a problem with
edited to add: I forgot about corsets, stockings with little pink bows on them and shoes with ankle straps :twisted:
that I dont need penetration to have seriously horny fun and have veered totally in the direction of soft play
that the social aspect of this is far more important than the sex but to get both in one swoop is fantastic :thumbup:
sometimes you really can be 'too' friends to fuck
making another fem gush is fuckin incredible :twisted:
I have a major 'thing' for long dark hair
people are not always what they seem
I like to watch, especially in clubs, but I like to hear even more :twisted:
oh, and that I dont gag, I can deepthroat and swallowing isnt an issue , its the blokes on the end of the cock I usually have a problem with
edited to add: I forgot about corsets, stockings with little pink bows on them and shoes with ankle straps :twisted:
Quote by creampie123
according to yesterdays sun those going in are...
jade goody..her boyfriend,her mam and gran..
h (from steps)
donny tourette
danielle lloyd
shilpa shetty
there confirmed...and some off them probably need to be confirmed
these lot are likely..again according to the sun..
justin hawkins
julie goodyear
dirk benedict
paul michael glaser
jermaine jackson
lauren harris
robert kilroy silk
jason cundy
who
actually I know two - Lauren, who in her previous life used to be that kid in a waistcoat and dickie bow doing Antiques Roadshow , and the UKIP man
Morning Halcyon_Pair
welcome to SH!
with regard to getting a mentor, they can guide you and be a point of contact if you need one, they dont work miracles but can offer advice about this site and 'swinging' generally....stuff like the do's and donts, the etiquette and generally answer any questions you might have but feel daft about posting in public or just a quick query. They can help you get involved - from techie stuff like posting pics in the forum & what's what with the chatroom, to explaining the difference between private parties & socials and what is a Munch :idea:
I guess it can be frustrating at times - you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink, and everyone gets out of this site what they put in, wether they have a mentor or not
you'll soon settle in and find your way - just yell for a mentor here if you want a bit of guidance en route :thumbup:
welcome to SH!
with regard to getting a mentor, they can guide you and be a point of contact if you need one, they dont work miracles but can offer advice about this site and 'swinging' generally....stuff like the do's and donts, the etiquette and generally answer any questions you might have but feel daft about posting in public or just a quick query. They can help you get involved - from techie stuff like posting pics in the forum & what's what with the chatroom, to explaining the difference between private parties & socials and what is a Munch :idea:
I guess it can be frustrating at times - you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink, and everyone gets out of this site what they put in, wether they have a mentor or not
you'll soon settle in and find your way - just yell for a mentor here if you want a bit of guidance en route :thumbup:
Gem this sounds fab, well done for organising :thumbup:
if anyone is interested in going, this will be a cracker of a night out
June is going to be a proper ball ache for me to be able to commit to anything at the mo hun, but please bear me in mind closer to the date if there are any spare tickets left
if anyone is interested in going, this will be a cracker of a night out
June is going to be a proper ball ache for me to be able to commit to anything at the mo hun, but please bear me in mind closer to the date if there are any spare tickets left
you know, I misread that at first as:
:shock:
how glad am I that I previewed it and read it properly before hitting the 'submit feminist lesbian rottweiler stylee rant' button 
as it stands, i'm gonna perv Billy Bumfluff for a bit while I chill out & hope to God that isnt what you meant!
he laffs an say no cozz were married its his rite .......
:shock:
how glad am I that I previewed it and read it properly before hitting the 'submit feminist lesbian rottweiler stylee rant' button
as it stands, i'm gonna perv Billy Bumfluff for a bit while I chill out
& hope to God that isnt what you meant! 