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Derek_kelp
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater London

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*totally deadpan*
Hand models do better if they have magic/conjuring skills (think sleight of hand ;o)....
I did a casting for a pop video once and they wanted our hands to be the actors lol, kinda like Mrs hand and her 5 daughters...........meets Morph.
:giggle:
"I saw a film a few years ago"....oh really? wink
I thought about the same thing for a while and decided that if I got one it would be a sybian.
Ladies it's nothing like the real thing lol
...but a cross between riding bareback on a horse/pneumatic drill (an adjustable one tho, lol)
There are lots of types of models out there, hand, bum/leg, catalogue, character, glamour, fashion.....I could go on, lol
They also come in all shapes and sizes funnily. The similarity is that they generally all are a tool to sell stuff.....so almost 2 dimensional, in that respect.
In simplest terms a fashion model is a clothes hanger/mannequin. There are 2 schools of thought with that too; one says the model should almost blend into the background and the other is where she/he is striking. But either way people should want to aspire to be them/buy what they are wearing.
The way this is put across, emotionally, is the balance of self esteem and use of jealousy etc. Kinda like.... look at me, I got this going on, don't you wanna look/be like me/have what I have got?
Some are naturally slim and others have to "work at it!" which I'm not a fan of really. In an ideal world they would use just regular people....one day maybe lol
I have met a lot of models and the nearer the fashion end the more their realities are "skewed". They tend to be nice people but the industry changes their attitude. The clever/stronger/older girls tend to be the nicest as they can see through all the nonsense lol.
These in my opinion are the most attractive. The likes of Elle and Kate now fit into this group, probably because they are older/wiser.
Having said that the C list/wanna be fashion models I have met tend to be right idiots/b*tches. I'm guessing there are a lot about and have a kinda pecking order/desperation thing going on.
The glamour models tend to be a lot more real/fun; they get to sell things via "sex" which isn't soo bad lol. They are allowed to be themselves more too. Having said that, a minority of those are "warped" sexually and the porn industry is always a powerful lure too.
One thing, you don't have to be super intelligent to be a model and sometimes that shows too ;o)
My favourites tend to have all the best qualities and for me are the most "attractive" on the whole. Having said that I'm rubbish at faces and names so can't really offer any examples.
Although I was doing a job one day and they were casting for a model for the shoot the next day. The brief was for a tall, blonde, slim and leggy model and they had about 30 girls in. One girl lit up the room as she came in tho, wearing normal clothes (arun jumper, jeans and boots) she had a presence.....and all the things I've said already here. No idea what her name is lol.
I agree with some views that BJ's aren't the be all and end all....although I'm enjoying them a little more as I get older lol
A tip for better blow jobs; Senses.......what are you doing with both your hands/all your fingers/finger nails? Are you looking into each others eyes? What sounds is he making and for that matter her too maybe? I won't go on...
On the whole I've preferred to be a bit more...erm...vigourous, lol. I suppose that might be more of a facef*ck. Kinda similar but different.
I suppose an interesting difference between the 2 is power, hmmmm! Food for thought!
Here is a like for anyone who wants to learn how to deepthroat...... wink
There have been some good points made...and some very good points too...then some extremely good ones...and now my head hurts!
I've started up a Good ideas/suggestion thread up, in the hope that it will help.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/366964.html
If we aid admin then it might make all our lives easier/cheaper...perhaps wink
Yup free/long term perv.....although it's not actually perversion if it's a lifestyle choice....apparently ;O)
Oh!...and I use the site....erm...on occasion...haha!
Thank you for the invite, it is very thoughtful.
I think I should sit this one out.......but we will certainly see you at the next Coventry social. I'm not sure how it happened but we missed you at the last one, lol.
Have a superb party.
One way to combat this is to plan longer meets, say between 5 and 48hrs, then everyone has plenty of time....and recovery time too if you want it wink
If you handed out viagra like smarties that might work too (tongue firmly in cheek ;o)
For me turning someone on and having them turn me on too is more than half the fun.
I have learnt that the brain is the best way for this too happen, stimulate that (via the senses and imagination) and the rest....erm....comes naturally lol
I'm confused.....Brucie you are getting it on with Jason Bourne?
I heard he is a master of disguise wink
Matt Daaaaaaaaaamon!
I found this 5yrs ago it's a good start wink

Oh it's explicit btw, just in case that isn't your thing.
Back to the OP why didn't you just use the batteries out of the TV remote?
Or failing that use your electric toothbrush? wink
There are a couple of varieties that can be worn by the man as well as the woman, so you can share the fun, hehe!
I have lost the details but maybe other people can shed more light on these? wink
When I did my HGV test (15yrs ago) it was made absolutely clear that I was in charge and control of anything I and my vehicle did.
The case my instructor used to press the point home was of a lorry driver who was prosecuted for manslaughter when he went round a roundabout and the 2inches of ice on the roof of the 40foot trailer went sliding off to the side and right onto a car next to him. Killing the driver.
Snow on a roof of a car would be similar to an unsafe load; You wouldn't put half a cubic metre of feathers on your roof and try and drive around.
Obviously strapped down and in a duvet it would be ok wink
Sorry people I can't come, I'm doing an early Christmas meal and New is out of the country.
Are people doing the Coventry thing in Feb?
Hope you have a fun night....and say hi to the TV's for me wink
Ok here is a simple one for people.....
Take something totally ordinary, that you would do without thinking. Eating, washing, dressing or brushing your hair etc, and do it for your partner or get them to do it for you.
I.e. Turn something mediocre into something erotic wink
Hi guys and gals wave
As per usual I'm gonna organise a pre munch drinks/lunch thingy. It was a great success last time and an good opportunity to meet up in the light of day and chill.
It's going to be from 2pm in the town centre at a bar/restaurant place. PM me if you would like to attend (before Friday morning please) and I'll book the table. I'll reply with the venue details etc.
We had booked the hotel for Friday and Saturday but not so sure about the Friday now. Is anyone else thinking of doing it?
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This will only be an educated guess.....I used to work closely with some blue light drivers.
The police and fire services will want to get there as fast as possible, for the safety of the people involved (and balance this with the safety of themselves and all the other people on the motorway)
All the emergency services should obey the rules of the road, unless there is a better reason no to.
The hard shoulder is the least safe part of a motorway, you can't see if anyone will move into your way. But you can see people move out of your way actually in traffic. And the person who doesn't see you won't move as opposed to jump in front of you!
Speculation.......If the police had got there 1st and assessed the situation and the people were obviously not too badly hurt, they will let the ambulance know not to rush perhaps?
Hi ya guys and welcome.
From my point of view....
General advice; Chill, have fun and try not to take it too seriously.
Observations....
There seems to be 3 areas to the site; Adverts, chat rooms and forums. People tend to use one of these and maybe just flit around the others.
Profiles; Read the Profiles as well as look at the pics. Have something interesting on yours.
Treat people as you would in real life, it will set you aside ;o)
Yup! Filling a tube with sand stops it from kinking, so you can get a proper radius ;o)
Of course it has to be tightly fiiled....ooer! and secure....sandy bits=not good!
Yes, I believe we both are....haha!
I'm sure I saw the bumble bee/angry wasps thing in Viz's Top tips once ;o)
Spidey then she will need to fill it with sand to stop any.....dare I say it....kink....ing....oops there it goes wink
On the question of the roundabout, it depends on the sign; where the exits are marked and the thickness of the lines as to what lane you should use for entrance on the roundabout.
Ie the sign might be different to the actually roundabout....I hope that makes sense now, haha!
Freckled totally agree........the key to good/great driving is observation. Then best using that information.
Me4......don't hate the truckers, hate the person/people who decided to have them all travel within +/-1mph of each other!
Wet totally agree....
with that in mind which genius decided to limit all LGV's to within +/- 1mph of the rest??
Grrrrr!