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Derek_kelp
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater London
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Sexpert
New there is such an obvious reply to yours that includes your pussy and a finger/several fingers but I'm gonna be the better man ;o)
Pet hates.....
Misleading or ambiguous road signs.
Too many road signs/writing on the road/bumps/tabletops/rumblestrips/flashing lights/sharks teeth/speed cameras/speed indicators.
Pet hates.....
Misleading or ambiguous road signs.
Too many road signs/writing on the road/bumps/tabletops/rumblestrips/flashing lights/sharks teeth/speed cameras/speed indicators.
Sexpert
My pets hates when you stick you finger up his bum.....
....sorry the old ones are the best
....sorry the old ones are the best
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Freckled lol......not quite.....let's just say we have both had a few adventures and there have been some very lucky ladies
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Kaz, I think you have just hit on something there. Anything new/slightly unexpected and different, ie; variety being the spice of life, hehe!
Dino I would agree that communication is key. Asking is ok, but I have found a better way.......learn....and then lead
For the physical....
Go to allexperts and do a search on "how to have great sex" (I'm not sure of the rules on posting off site URL's) there is tonnes of stuff there.
ehow too
Then go to redtube or youporn (can't remember which) and do a search on how to make a woman squirt
For the mental....
Read a beginners book on Neuro Linguistic Programming.
Do a google/youtube search for seduction, watch read and learn ;o)
Dino I would agree that communication is key. Asking is ok, but I have found a better way.......learn....and then lead
For the physical....
Go to allexperts and do a search on "how to have great sex" (I'm not sure of the rules on posting off site URL's) there is tonnes of stuff there.
ehow too
Then go to redtube or youporn (can't remember which) and do a search on how to make a woman squirt
For the mental....
Read a beginners book on Neuro Linguistic Programming.
Do a google/youtube search for seduction, watch read and learn ;o)
Sexpert
I was around my best mates (of 15yrs) house last December(probably the day after a quiet beer or 9 ;o)
I needed to check my mails so after asking I fired his internet explorer up, the 1st page had a list of sites he's visited including SH!
Now I know we have very similar views in life, but as it turns out we had both been on the site for about 4yrs and neither one knew.
Well you might be able to work the rest out for yourself
I needed to check my mails so after asking I fired his internet explorer up, the 1st page had a list of sites he's visited including SH!
Now I know we have very similar views in life, but as it turns out we had both been on the site for about 4yrs and neither one knew.
Well you might be able to work the rest out for yourself
Sexpert
or not knowing where/when the next spank might be....if that is your thing
'ello 3s xx I thought you might like that post lol
'ello 3s xx I thought you might like that post lol
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Kaz, what could I do? Haha! Watch this space
Talking about using your senses, being all good. Another slant to this is blocking one off, lets say sight. If you blindfold someone, then it heightens all the other senses. Not only that it stimulates your imagination too, hehe!
Mrs, I agree and would suggest that the better the friend, the better the sex......although to fly in the face of that an "angry shag" can be hot too! Haha!
Talking about using your senses, being all good. Another slant to this is blocking one off, lets say sight. If you blindfold someone, then it heightens all the other senses. Not only that it stimulates your imagination too, hehe!
Mrs, I agree and would suggest that the better the friend, the better the sex......although to fly in the face of that an "angry shag" can be hot too! Haha!
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Sarah I would agree.......in part.....although.....I have heard that it is a great way to wake up too
Gorg, totally! In fact if you use all your senses that is good. Last shag??? Make it last days then, not minutes/hours! Haha!
Kaz absolutely.......although if it feels good, maybe one could ask "What could I do to make it feel great/wonderful/amazing"?
Killie, it's been a long time since anyone described me as a young buck, but I can vaguely recall something along the lines.........yeah that might work, hehe!
When talking about touch, some people suggest the maximum amount of skin to skin contact is good and others prefer the minimum amount, maybe a breath or an eyelash fluttering. I'll try them both and let you know :wink:
Gorg, totally! In fact if you use all your senses that is good. Last shag??? Make it last days then, not minutes/hours! Haha!
Kaz absolutely.......although if it feels good, maybe one could ask "What could I do to make it feel great/wonderful/amazing"?
Killie, it's been a long time since anyone described me as a young buck, but I can vaguely recall something along the lines.........yeah that might work, hehe!
When talking about touch, some people suggest the maximum amount of skin to skin contact is good and others prefer the minimum amount, maybe a breath or an eyelash fluttering. I'll try them both and let you know :wink:
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Ben, thanks mate I really appreciate that, especaially coming from you.
Pit I don't think it is just you, defo agree there. And the ideal is if it comes back just as much.
Foxy loads of stuff, thank you.
Pit I don't think it is just you, defo agree there. And the ideal is if it comes back just as much.
Foxy loads of stuff, thank you.
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Ben I totally agree.....and would add, if I may.....
include the places that don't normally get any touch, those that might not be normally considered erogenous zones;
between fingers and toes, backs of elbows and knees (in fact most joints) eyelids....the list goes on.
That must be Mr Tweeky then
*makes mental note; buy a cheaper headboard* Hahaha!
include the places that don't normally get any touch, those that might not be normally considered erogenous zones;
between fingers and toes, backs of elbows and knees (in fact most joints) eyelids....the list goes on.
That must be Mr Tweeky then
*makes mental note; buy a cheaper headboard* Hahaha!
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I've been doing quite a lot of reading on this subject for a few years and thought it might be an interesting question......and discussion, for open-minded people.
If you could give some simple advice on how to have great/better sex, what would it be and why?
If you could give some simple advice on how to have great/better sex, what would it be and why?
Sexpert
Hi ya, I confirmed via the event list but it looks like that didn't get through.
Myself and Newgirl09 are definates, if that is allowed lol.
I'm gonna do a pre munch lunch thing in town again, it is likely to be in the same place as last time for Please can people pm me if you are interested? Ta.
Also because of people dropping out there are spare rooms in the hotel, so if you need accomadation the let me know, too.
Myself and Newgirl09 are definates, if that is allowed lol.
I'm gonna do a pre munch lunch thing in town again, it is likely to be in the same place as last time for Please can people pm me if you are interested? Ta.
Also because of people dropping out there are spare rooms in the hotel, so if you need accomadation the let me know, too.
Sexpert
'ello everyone
Just to recap......if anyone wants to have a beer let me know....
Venue a minutes walk from Embankment tube......on the river
I can't post the name here (SH rules doh!) But floating and not a million miles from Charing Cross rail bridge.
onwards.
Just to recap......if anyone wants to have a beer let me know....
Venue a minutes walk from Embankment tube......on the river
I can't post the name here (SH rules doh!) But floating and not a million miles from Charing Cross rail bridge.
onwards.
Sexpert
Brucie you wuss! ;o)
For tomorrow night....
I'm gonna suggest a venue/bar/boat very near to the South entrance of Embankment Tube stn. It's central but public, so bear that in mind for the vanilla folk lol.
I'll be there from ....maybe a bit earlier.
All you proper londoners should know the one I mean. If you mail me I'll send all the details.
For tomorrow night....
I'm gonna suggest a venue/bar/boat very near to the South entrance of Embankment Tube stn. It's central but public, so bear that in mind for the vanilla folk lol.
I'll be there from ....maybe a bit earlier.
All you proper londoners should know the one I mean. If you mail me I'll send all the details.
Sexpert
well I'm still up for a quiet beer or 4 Thursday. Everyone else still in?
I hope she is ok too.
I hope she is ok too.
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Aaaaw Brucie I was hoping to watch and learn from the master ;o) Not in an S+M kinda way you understand lol
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Just a very quick one to mirror everyone else's comments....
Thanks to the Tweekys for organising a great night, top job!
Thanks for everyone who made the night special and those who came to lunch too.
It was great to meet everyone and I'm really sorry if I missed you.....so many people.....so little time hehe! (and too much falling over juice!)
Roll on the next one!
Thanks to the Tweekys for organising a great night, top job!
Thanks for everyone who made the night special and those who came to lunch too.
It was great to meet everyone and I'm really sorry if I missed you.....so many people.....so little time hehe! (and too much falling over juice!)
Roll on the next one!
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Ok, slap greatfully received....which is odd because I normally administer them.......does that make me a switch now? ;o)
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Hi all, I'd like to start by saying thanks to the Tweeky's for organising all this, I certainly appreciate their efforts, and am well looking forward to it, hoorah!
My small contribution is an opportunity for people to regroup/meet a little earlier and chill before then.
We are gonna meet at the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and Restaurant at , I'll be there early to make sure it's sorted. They do drinks/snacks and meals too, and overlooks the waterfront.
I need to give them numbers 1st thing Friday morning, so if you want to come along, please send me a mail.
Thanks again.
Mods Edit - please contact this member for details of the location, as this information should not be put on the open forums
My small contribution is an opportunity for people to regroup/meet a little earlier and chill before then.
We are gonna meet at the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and Restaurant at , I'll be there early to make sure it's sorted. They do drinks/snacks and meals too, and overlooks the waterfront.
I need to give them numbers 1st thing Friday morning, so if you want to come along, please send me a mail.
Thanks again.
Mods Edit - please contact this member for details of the location, as this information should not be put on the open forums
Sexpert
I'm up for a new adventure sure....
...and the chance to wind rora up is a bonus ;o)
...and the chance to wind rora up is a bonus ;o)
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Crikey, I know I'm an unassuming type of character but I've not even made it to the reserve list :sad:
Now I know how the kids who were bad a sports felt, at school
Can I have a 2nd opinion please?
Now I know how the kids who were bad a sports felt, at school
Can I have a 2nd opinion please?
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Oh go on then!
The last one was fab so I'm guessing the next one will be more fabberer! Please put my name down too.
Thank you.
Del
The last one was fab so I'm guessing the next one will be more fabberer! Please put my name down too.
Thank you.
Del
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17th, Woohoo! I am there! I might even make a weekend of it ;o)
I'm gonna invite a few select friends too.
Cock, I'm not sure I could ever get THAT drunk hahaha!
I'm gonna invite a few select friends too.
Cock, I'm not sure I could ever get THAT drunk hahaha!
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Ooo! Party? Woohoo!
I will gladly help you celebrate, it will be different to see you without a ciggy and a coffee in hand
I will gladly help you celebrate, it will be different to see you without a ciggy and a coffee in hand
