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Devon1
21 hours ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Devon

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I love dirty talk biggrin
Although to be honest, I only have the confidence to talk dirty, if I am getting a response, either physically, or by my partner talking back to me.
A big part of sex for me, is the thoughts that you have whilst being naughty, and sexy talk certainly gives me sexy thoughts. :D
It gets me going far more, than just rubbing my willy lol
Quote by poshkate
I'd like to be a pilot.

me too.......i'm currently having lessons but think i'm a long way (and a lot of money) off quailifying!
another one of mine is to buy a farm and run a donkey sanctury (i've no idea where i got that one from)
also i'd like to do something that used my creative skills a bit more.......but saying that i really love my current job and at the moment wouldn't want to change it........but its always good to have dreams i think......
We have a donkey sanctuary here in Devon, you can even adopt your own donkey
Here's the website for them

Prefer horses myself, donkeys are right stubborn devils lol
Devon to sunray (pete_sw)
Rooftop surveilance team ready, to peer down on the ladies below
Will there be any CQB? (close quarter boobs)
do you need any flash bangs :twisted:
all tooled up and ready for action lol
send sitrep
out
Would have to be a tropical island biggrin
I would be the owner of a pole dancing club :twisted:
Carribean music, me swinging in a hammock, sipping rum and coconut, watching the ladies dancing :D
Every night would be party night, friends come round and stay as long as they wanted.
Oh and I would have a cave, like the one at the playboy mansion, where you could swim in the warm water, and get naughty :rascal:
Quote by curvy-gal
Thank god they dont do big tit tax
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Taxing big tits :shock:
They want to tax Markz confused
lol
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*parp* :giggle:

was that a fanny fart confused
thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
Quote by Darkfire
steamy is good dunno
>>>>> runs off to switch the sauna on too. Wanna join me, no towels :rascal:

woohoo
i'll wear my see through thong biggrin
Quote by Darkfire
it promises to be an interesting evening biggrin
toffee or regular? lol

Oh your such a tease :twisted:
As its a bit late, i'll just have a regular :lol:
nice and warm in the jacuzzi :D
oooooooooooooh
popcorn in a jacuzzi biggrin
Now that could be interesting lol
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I'd love to be maid of honour - so long as the best man knows his duties :twisted:
H.x

I reckon, that everyone that replies will want to be best man biggrin
Can Dambuster be the Vicar lol
Quote by de_sade
Anyone felt compelled to join mate(s) / work colleague(s) / client(s) into sex with them because too much was at stake not to? Such as losing your job or an important client for example?

Yes. Quite some years ago, during a trade fair, the female marketing manager for a company I had a lot of business with knocked on my hotel room in the middle of the night and invited herself in. She made it pretty obvious in no time at all that she had come across for sex. At first I was taken aback, no - a little shocked. Then flattered. Then by degrees, very perturbed...
I was on my own. No partner... She had left her partner at home too. We both seemed to have a perfect opportunity.
What to do, what to do??
If I fucked her and she blabbed to anyone in her office and it got back to the wrong ears it would have ruined a very good / lucrative relationship with the company (not very professional conduct on my part you see - although I am aware it goes on all the time...) If I fucked her and she got remorseful and confessed to her hubby, my little indiscretion would have inevitably ended up on my doorstep like a steaming pile of shit as well as queering it up with the company.
What to do??
She came onto me very hard and made a number of promises about how our businesses could benefit if......etc,etc,etc. It was becoming increasingly difficult to resist and I am afraid the beast was on the rise.
Truth be told I took the cowards way out. I thought about my partner and my business first and told her I was flattered but was not willing to compromise my relationship and our business relationship for a night of sex. No matter how good it might be...
Morally I did the right thing. In terms of business, I slit my own throat. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned??? Too true, she broke my business in half and within two years the company I had built up was gone...
Should I have fucked her..? It would have made my life easier and my business more successful for sure....
Nope. I made the right decision.
De_sade
Someone with principles biggrin
Good on you i reckon :thumbup:
I guess, either decision you could have made, would have been both right and wrong confused
As for the original question, er nope not been compelled into anything, although as myself and my partner both work together, sometimes she does force me to have sex with her :shock:
I try to resist, but I always give in lol
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hi all you horny females if you need satisfaction hard sex pussy licking etc i am your man come and get me ladies

Your get hair balls doing that :shock:
Oooooooooh it has to be women, they make me horny biggrin
Sparkling sexy eyes, always do it for me :twisted:
Then the women that run their fingers through their hair whilst sitting in a car, always find that sexy :twisted: No idea why though lol
Clothes that reveal just a bit, but not too much, so my imagination can then run wild :twisted:
Southern Irish and Geordie accents mmmmmmmmm :D
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Why is it that we all make assumptions about others.......???
Why are we so quick to judge others without knowing them... and on such tenuous amounts of information???
A group of teenagers after dark.... hanging about together.. and automatically some people think that they're up to no good.... causing trouble etc...
Drive a nice car........ must be rolling in money....
Speak differently to others.... people assume you're above or below them in social scale..
Why can't people just accept others for what / who they are.... and not assume things about them that probably are blatently not true......... take time to get to know people better before casting a judgement on them.
What's your view?
equi-princess xxx

Well, I assumed you were really posh biggrin
Then I saw you in that shell suit, and I realised that.......................
Only joking Equi lol
I'm guilty of making assumptions, but only as a quick assessment of people prior to speaking to them.
I do know, that everyone outside of Devon is strange though :lol:
This is quite an old one, but its great I think biggrin
'A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you, saying 'damn that was good' :D
I reckon that last bit, might apply to a few Munchers here lol
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ok i have a question & didnt want to start a new thread so i will post it in here smile
sheddy i seem to remember from somewhere on this site you are a bit of a fan of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!! well its on tv at the moment & i know i only have one eye on it but wtf is it about :shock: lol :lol:
lost in southampton :lol:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh what channel confused:
Its fab biggrin
Quote by lovejoy68
me well i run the country so i can`t tell you

wave hiya maggie lol
bolt
OMG :shock:
Its not maggie, its far worse, your Cherie Blair confused
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I'm the lead singer with a well known mancunian band :shock: but shhhh you've not seen me on here the press would have a field day rolleyes wink

Your Morrisey :shock:
Is that why you live in a shed lol
fgs please tell me I don't come across as mr happy himself do I :cry:
Maybe your have been trying to hide your real persona, by putting accross a happy image, when really your writing depressing songs in your shed :lol:
I don't mean it really :lol:
ooh I remember, ' pastel picking Papa, put them pastels down'
and
' R Whites lemonade, i'm secret lemonade drinker'
Oh and the monks for erm was it walkers crisps, saying ' its all covered in mud' biggrin
Ah them were the days lol
Quote by sheddy
I'm the lead singer with a well known mancunian band :shock: but shhhh you've not seen me on here the press would have a field day rolleyes wink

Your Morrisey :shock:
Is that why you live in a shed lol
From my experience, their are good and bad in both sexes, although saying that, a lot of blokes can be right arses.
From chatting to friends etc, when you go looking for a partner / boyfriend / girlfriend, it just never seems to happen. The right person usually comes along when your not expecting it, or looking for someone.
Skimpy (my otherhalf) and i used to have a good friend when at were at Uni, and she used to cause herself endless amounts of grief, by searching for a boyfriend. She gave herself so much trouble with her endless quest, that I think she scared some guys off by appearing desperate.
Not sure if its a case of sods law or what, but over the years i always end up having more attention from ladies when I have been in a relationship lol
So guess, what I am saying is, by not looking for a partner, you might have more chance of finding them confused
Does that make any sense :lol:
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hi
very to the point but in some respects better than some of the sad waffle that gets
posted
It may go down a bit better if you put a bit more effort in to your profile.
them that make acidic comments will always find something!

My comment was not meant to be acidic, I guess some folk will read such things in tongue in cheek comments rolleyes
Ho hum
The 2001 census, said Exeter has a population of 111,078 biggrin
So yup a few locals there :D
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We are going out for fun in er..... 20 minutes :twisted: - and yes, it is somebody from this site :thumbup:

Does Meaty know your coming lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by robpet
Well being from Plymouth originally I always took the idea that northerns were friendlier than the rest with a pinch of salt but now I know it is true. I cannot believe that not 1 person could help me out. I thought that was the idea of the dogging forum but obviously not. You can tell from my profile and some of you would have seen me in the chatrooms to know I am genuine. Never mimd I shall wait until my return home for some fun here in the friendly helpfull east midlands.

Maybe there is no dogging happening in Plymouth at the moment dunno
Some of the sites were taken over by boy racers.
I don't think some of your comments about southerners, will make the locals think your the friendliest chap.
Lastly, I thought dogging involved patience rolleyes
How about, one size fits all lol
You get magic gloves, so why not a magic willy :lol:
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A Spat.
Ugh.

excellent.......one point to winchwench........
who invented jeans?
levi strauss
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7
Jas
XXX

biggrin correct :D
Next un confused
What was the first name of Dustin Hoffman's female character in Tootsie?
Jas lol
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Brad's Drink biggrin
This is fun! :bounce:

another one to hugs1 lol
how many possible opening moves are there in a game of draughts
Erm
12 confused