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1 Nov 2009

Quote by Resonance
There's some great questions on the Forum today... I'd say yes, a great many.
Conventional beauty I find really difficult to grasp. Often the people I am told are drop dead gorgeously sexy, don't do anything for me. I can appreciate their beautiful and pretty but they don't press the right buttons. I totally understand what Bloke says about Jennifer Aniston, she's never done anything for me and to me she is very plain. Phoebe however, I'd walk barefoot over broken glass for, just for a cuddle and a rendition of "Smelly Cat".
I wonder if we sense something in a person that just is intuitively wrong for us. I don't know what it could be, but it's made me think.

THANK YOU!
Someone else with taste atlast! biggrin

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1 Nov 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
Plain and simple up the speed limit on motorways to 90mph.
As it seems most people who use the motorways are already doing 90mph.

...and increase the RFL to account for the reduction in the speeding fine take by the Exchequer?
Depends, What's an RFL when it's at home? biggrin

As I recall - Road fund licence - the new name for road tax.

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1 Nov 2009

I've noticed that a lot of members suffer from abuse in the early hours and whilst I totally understand that Op's have lives away from the site from the list quoted above I haven't met or spoken to 7 of them in chat.
Whilst it is possible this is because our paths have never crossed, I honestly think that more Op's are recruited to help those already in effect.
I've already spoken to admin about myself becoming one again, and the offer still stands should they need me to step up.

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1 Nov 2009

Quote by varca
<------- is staying unpierced methinks, all sound like too much hassle lol
:rascal:

Pity.....could have been fun trying to find out where you are pierced with a metal detector.....or other methods :rascal:

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1 Nov 2009

My grey hair lol

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1 Nov 2009

God, he's got a "Borg cock" :borg:
:scared:
I thought I had a fairly high pain threshold, but that's well over my limit I think! :shock:
Good for you though for having it biggrin

Just not for me :shock:

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1 Nov 2009

Quote by Bambi
The fool on the hill.........The Beatles

Run to the hills - Iron Maiden biggrin

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1 Nov 2009

I haven't played many games online, although I did play Ghost recon on a friends Xbox a few times. I mainly play games on my PS2 such as NFL '09 and Raw versus Smackdown '09 (can't afford an Xbox at the moment :cry: ) or Dawn of War and Dawn of War: Soulstorm on my Laptop biggrin

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1 Nov 2009

It's the same here. I used to be able to remember a lot of things, but I have difficulty remembering them - Ohm's Law for example (well, I can remember V=IR, but I can't remember the rest without using google rolleyes

) and what I learned of Languages (French and more recently Japanese, although I was never fluent in either - just about basic conversation lol

) has to a large extent faded away. I keep meaning to do a few courses to sharpen up but cost and lack of time outside of work have kicked that into touch lately sad

I'll have to seriously consider a few things as I don't want this to continue.....

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31 Oct 2009

I don't really do Horror films as they mainly bore me to tears rolleyes

How ever, in keeping with my love of most things Japanese I watched Ringu (the Ring to us Western Gaijin)
:scared:
lol

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31 Oct 2009

Quote by earthchild

erm i have once broken a banjostring ona 25 yr old with a blow job, er last year lol

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER mention that again without some kind of warning NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER sad

:( :( :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :upset:
what you mean like this!
smackbottom

Naughty Earthy! lol

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30 Oct 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
Brighton Geezer said it at 415pm, Dollop.

Shows how much I've been paying attention eh? rolleyes

Thanks for putting me er straight kiss

Well, straightish lol

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by Anoush
I did this:

Landed at the other side, expecting to feel exilerated. Just felt empty and foolish. Other than that, freerunning is awesome thought.

Because of the way the store I work has been designed, we get a lot of kids in doing this rolleyes

All I can say is that climbing up 50 or so feet up Pallet racking and jumping from the escalators is not my idea of fun.
Nor is as a first aider having to try to help them to the Ambulance..... :roll:
(Not a dig at you Anoush, but half fecking term and the kids have feck all better to do... mad

)

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
And.......your a multi millionaire with a 14 inch cock? :lol:

That'll mean he's Bernard Mathews ...I sense fowl play :lol:
Ewwwwww yuk. Did you HAVE to pu that image in my head? BM leaning over all sweaty and jowly muttering "bootiful, just bootiful" :vomiticon:
:shock:
I was refering to the average size of a chicken.... nowt else.
Seriously :shock:
Now I have that image in my mind! :shock:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
And.......your a multi millionaire with a 14 inch cock? :lol:

That'll mean he's Bernard Mathews ...I sense fowl play :lol:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
clearly you just go crazy, and squirt everything you've got at it!

We are talking Sandwiches now ain't we? dunno

You obviously haven't seen Stormy in action with an egg roll have you? innocent

And you ain't seen me with a sausage roll either......crumbs everywhere rotflmao

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by Anoush
clearly you just go crazy, and squirt everything you've got at it!

We are talking Sandwiches now ain't we? dunno

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by fabio
do i have to teach you everything???
red for a bacon sarnie and brown for a sausage sarnie.
sheesh.

okay... so if it is red for a bacon sanger... and brown on a sausage sanger...
what do you put on a sausaage and bacon sanger????? lol

Fabio, as I said earlier - BOTH of them! :lol:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
i am clear with my kids. you want drugs, come to daddy not some cunting dealer.
sex, thats your problem...

:shock: :shock:
I'll second that
:shock: :shock:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by earthchild
On the subject of "human" sandwiches mine would be:
The group Vanilla Ninja :twisted: Me Hayley Williams, (Paramore), Jessica Alba, Summer Glau and Eliza Dushku
Oh and maybe have a bit of Scarlet Johansson in there too
Yeah, I'm a greedy git

Just to reitterate :lol:
As for my previous comment - I meant as part of a sandwich, not part of a sig :lol:
ah but, if fabio is marmite, he is in a sarbo with destinys child n some other bints so in effect it was mentioned in a sarnie lol
:doh:
Damn sideways logic :lol:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by Dlep
On the subject of "human" sandwiches mine would be:
The group Vanilla Ninja :twisted: Me Hayley Williams, (Paramore), Jessica Alba, Summer Glau and Eliza Dushku
Oh and maybe have a bit of Scarlet Johansson in there too
Yeah, I'm a greedy git

Just to reitterate :lol:
As for my previous comment - I meant as part of a sandwich, not part of a sig :lol:

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29 Oct 2009

It's just occurred to me.......
4 pages without any mention of the "M" word :shock: :scared:
lol

On the subject of "human" sandwiches mine would be:
The group Vanilla Ninja :twisted: Me Hayley Williams, (Paramore), Jessica Alba, Summer Glau and Eliza Dushku
Oh and maybe have a bit of Scarlet Johansson in there too biggrin

Yeah, I'm a greedy git :lol:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by earthchild
do i have to teach you everything???
red for a bacon sarnie and brown for a sausage sarnie.
sheesh.

omg i cant believe i am actually going to say this
but i agree with you :shock:
Earthy! smackbottom

It's the OTHER way around!
Unless it's a sausage and bacon sarnie - then you have both with Mayo too biggrin

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29 Oct 2009

Not a tip, but a saying I came up with (and nearly always find to be true rolleyes

)
"Beware the road paved with good intentions - it's usually closed for repairs....." :roll:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by Pete_sw
Ahh, the very thing.
anyone recomend a half decent ftp / website builder?
you thought that was easy didnt ya lol
needs to be free / easy to use & drag n drop would be really cool coz i just can't be arsed with html any more,
the site i want to put up really doesn't warant the effort of dreary hours of html editing, or spending loadsa money on software or hosting.
My isp offers 20gb of free webspace, unfortunately the crafty buggers neglect to tell ya what your http / www. address is lol, love it, crafty buggers )
Its been sooo long sinse i had any interest in web building that i've probably forgotten everything i ever knew lol.
Thanks guys xx
Pete

Click on the SE version as that's the Freebee. You'll have to register online, but that's it biggrin

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29 Oct 2009

Compared to the phones previously mentioned, mine seems rather basic lol

It's an SE W302, but it does the job for me. I've had it a week and have only needed to charge it once (well twice as it's being charged now)
Besides the fact it's a slim one, my fave feature is that you can have video or gif files as your wallpaper (albeit without sound) The features I look for in a phone is a camera (2.0 megapixel which is okay, but without a flash sad

) Bluetooth, MP3/4 and that's about it. It was cheap and because I was a long standing O2 PAYG customer I was given a reduction on the price :happy:

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29 Oct 2009

Quote by noladreams
oh and hasn't there been some discussion about cream leather couches before now?

I think I'd better have a word with my (non-swinging) housemates then, as we have a 2 seater and a 3 seater in our living room! :shock:
lol

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28 Oct 2009

Quote by Try2
Truth is unlike women men are gutless to admit their sexuality as its against their macho masculine image

My Profile has always stated my sexuality as Bi-curious or as a certain Forumer once coined the term "Bi-dabbler" lol

As for the Macho image, I've gotten to the point where I don't care what people think to be honest confused

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28 Oct 2009

Quote by varca
I'm told Markz does not wriggle too much ;) :grin:

He won't if you tie the ropes correctly :giggle:

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28 Oct 2009

I did start to learn Electric Guitar, but other things got in the way and had to sell mine sad

One day I might save up, get a better one and finally learn how to play it, if not for the face it will keep my fingers flexible lol

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