Sexlightened
Sorry I have wondered of in a drunken stooper, a little unsteady on my feet, you have been beaten to it kaz, while you were down stairs a very nice lady as helped me on my way,I just hope she will respect me in the morning.
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DungeonMaster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · County Durham
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Sexlightened
Oh I fear you ladies could be to much for me, and Im crap company at the moment :sad:
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Ladies another time may be I would hate to get any water in my whisky
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you know what just got a PM, and the smiles back, funny how little thing's can make the world look so different 
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Quote by varca
Varca, more and more Im seeing blackpudding on the menu's, and im all for it, love the stuff,
Starter-Dazzling beetroot-cured salmon
Main-Lobster Thermidor
Dessert-baked chocolate pudding, Im not much of a dessert man, but its a good one to share with the ladies
And send my complement's to the chief, very nice I will come here again
I do too especially with a poached egg and it goes so well with so many different things. It's funny that I love it so much really, when I consider that I stopped eating it many years ago when I found out what it was made of lol. It found favour again a few years ago when I ordered a dish that contained it by mistake and now I could live on it lol. I just don't think about the 'where from' bit
Yes like I say it's becoming more and more popular, in starters and main dishes,and yes it's all about flavour, so many people just won't give it a try because like felt once, the thought of where it comes from.
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Don't really care much to night shove me a bottle along this end of the bar and one glass, if I get to rowdy get me a taxi and I square up with you in the morning
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absolutely ##ck all it's been one of the s**tiest days of my life :sad:
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1953 classic western "Shane", when Alan Ladd rides off into the sunset, and the little kid shout's "come back Shane we love you"
Am I really just a big softy
Am I really just a big softy
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Varca, more and more Im seeing blackpudding on the menu's, and im all for it, love the stuff,
Starter-Dazzling beetroot-cured salmon
Main-Lobster Thermidor
Dessert-baked chocolate pudding, Im not much of a dessert man, but its a good one to share with the ladies
And send my complement's to the chief, very nice I will come here again
Starter-Dazzling beetroot-cured salmon
Main-Lobster Thermidor
Dessert-baked chocolate pudding, Im not much of a dessert man, but its a good one to share with the ladies
And send my complement's to the chief, very nice I will come here again
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Well I hope you lot are all having a whale of a time, sorry I couldn't make it in the end, have one for me, be that a drink or a woman :twisted:
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I am all ways impressed with the amount of punishment and pain the human body can take, and enjoy. :twisted:
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This was the man that made the builders crack in a pair of jeans fashionable,mind it did look better on the cat walk than on the building site
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I was sub-contracting in the city of Derby, a place with a big multicultural population, so it was a big thing in and around there, some exciting night's in place's with names like The Pink Coconut :happy:
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Looking good for getting there,found an old bottle of "Faberge Brut" in the back of a cupboard, shows how often I get out and ready to boogie, god Im showing my age, sure I can keep up with the young'ns and show them a thing or two, may be three, see you all there
and ready to boogie, god Im showing my age, sure I can keep up with the young'ns and show them a thing or two, may be three, see you all there Sexlightened
Very cynical Brucie, I have met some very nice couple's and single ladies from the yes it does help to be a bi female Sexlightened
It's ok witchy, I have a big box of plaster's, and all the time in the world to find some one to kiss it better failing that I could always call on penfold
failing that I could always call on penfold Sexlightened
Hey, if you can live with it and your doing some you know a favour, it's not the end of the world, but don't forget the old CSA could be just around the the judge is saying who is the father of this child, I don't think there is a place on the form for,"well I was doing them a favour"
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Just life in general,,, Im in a good place at this moment in time
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I have been asked quiet a few time's to assist in pregnancy, manyly in cuckold couple's, Im not sure if it is all fantasy to be honest in some case's, but one couple where very keen on the idea and wanted me to father not only one child but over the years two or three, I did ask the question about the guys fertility, and was asured there wasn't a problem,my problem was one of morality, and if I father the children what if the couple split up in the end, ect. ect. so apart from the health issue there is a lot more to think about.
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Glad Im not alone, I grow all my own veg all year round, at one point I was in danger of becoming a right good life freak, with chicken's,goat's and pig's, as well as the odd bottle fed lamb chucked in for good measure.
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My great granddad was french does this also explain my liking for onion's too
does this also explain my liking for onion's too Sexlightened
for those with no intrest what so ever I have a second hand copy laied around some where, I must say at this point I had no intrest what so ever don't even know how it got here, some passing rouge must have left it.
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Ex-partners, there have been too many over the years, most of which are exes for good reason, so would never be revisited, a couple I do keep in touch with, well more bump into at family doe's and the like.
Ex-friend's are few and far between, I don't now or ever have let many people close, so those that have become friend havn't done so over night, so I tend to keep them closer.
Ex-colleagues, well if I bump into them we chat and pass the time of day end of.
Ex-neighbours, having not moved far from my root's I also come across them at time's it's good to see most of them but there are some I would cross the street to avoid
Ex-swinging partners, most but not all of my swinging partners have been long term or repeat meetings,so our path's do cross often, and most keep intouch, either when a horny hot memory come back, or they have a need for some thing we have shared in the past:twisted:
Ex-friend's are few and far between, I don't now or ever have let many people close, so those that have become friend havn't done so over night, so I tend to keep them closer.
Ex-colleagues, well if I bump into them we chat and pass the time of day end of.
Ex-neighbours, having not moved far from my root's I also come across them at time's it's good to see most of them but there are some I would cross the street to avoid
Ex-swinging partners, most but not all of my swinging partners have been long term or repeat meetings,so our path's do cross often, and most keep intouch, either when a horny hot memory come back, or they have a need for some thing we have shared in the past:twisted:
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My first introduction to swinging came when I worked the doors of clubs and pub's in the northeast, one night a young woman came to me on the door, with what I thought was going to be a complaint, but instead she asked if I would take her home and have sex with her in front of her husband who was in the bar,now she was a very good looking woman, and my first thought's were along the line's of(I go home with them,get down and dirty with her, her bent over the sofa, me with my trousers around my ankle's in storm's two or three past adversaries, me getting a kicking with said trouser's holding me rooted to the spot, and with a hard on) not a good look, being a young hot blooded male the only thing to do was strike a deal, we ended up in the back of there car, while hubby drives around the town for an hour,a good time was had by all, went on to be a regular thing every couple of week's, and never looked back
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I would say most men that are unsure about strong minded women, are that way obviouly because to some extent they feel threatened, but also because they are unsure of themselve's in some way, I find coversation with strong willed or minded women both challenging and intresting, even if there not always right as they usualy think they are couldn't resist that sorry, but truely Im at ease with women that have an opinion, and would rather spend time talking to one than some one that is just going to agree with every thing I say,nod and smile in the right place's.
Especaliy when we are talking about who's turn it is to wash the dishes
t man if the ownership of shoes and boot's make you a girl I had better change my profile
couldn't resist that sorry, but truely Im at ease with women that have an opinion, and would rather spend time talking to one than some one that is just going to agree with every thing I say,nod and smile in the right place's. Especaliy when we are talking about who's turn it is to wash the dishes
t man if the ownership of shoes and boot's make you a girl I had better change my profile
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No it's true I have the trophies in a cabinet at home, it's only ever been won twice in a row once before, and that was by a spanish dwarf, little bast**d took some finding, hide under a bucket.
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Still not 100% sure on getting there yet Bloke, but as ex world hide and seek champion 2 years running Im sure I will find you, and if you have the football and rugby team at your place, Im going to have to make more space in my room for there wive's, look's like my drinking time might be cut short.
