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DungeonMaster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · County Durham

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As a lot of the locals on the site know one side of my business makes bondage furniture, the other makles timber building of any kind, over the years we have made many sheds of all shapes and sizes,and im never surprised any more at the reasons folk what a shed for, most are your common garden shed's but we have had request's for specialist sheds made for every thing from train sets to a large home brewery complete with bar which was fetured on local TV, every man should have one shed at lest, for what ever reason he feels fit,we have made them to suit all manner of live stock from tropical fish and creepy crawlys, to birds and show mice,yes people show mice,but the one with the bar was by far the best we made, the guy used to brew his own beer then have his freinds around to sit and drink it at his own bar, class all he had to do was sort out a take way and never have to leave his shed.
I find lube, lube amd more lube helps, and as mentioned things go back to normal very fast,
Quote by Dirtygirly
What do you do when you cant get to sleep? Im sure trawling the forum isnt the best thing to do....

Wank! :rascal:
Sound advice, well it's and Im awake, guess what Im doing :twisted:
if you look back at many of my post's there are a lot about am for some reason this is a time I always wake up, once Im awake I don't go back to sleep, I always seem toget by on 3 to 4 hour's sleep always have done, one girl I play with on a regular basis is furious some time's after a long session when she is woke up in the middle of the night, :twisted: well I find that a better alternative to trawling the forum, but yes if Im alone then a quick look on here, and some BDSM site's, oh and free porn plays a part in my unusual hours awake,being selfemployed, it wouldn't be the first time I have gone to the workshops and made some thing,one past partner once said of my nocturnal prowling's that the only thing's that should be around when I am are , vampirers, burglars, hamsters, and prostitutes.
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Mix it with rock salt... it keeps them on their toes :rascal:

You're a closet sadist aren't you? :grin:
I like it though, might come in useful sometime :lol2:
DM makes mental note "bring own lube"
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Ahh DM, I've been here a while,just not posted since my first dabble a couple of months ago. This thread i am qualified to reply to!

Im sure a nice girl like you would qualify to comment on most thing, any way nice to see you about wink
Kaz whats a little pain between friends,
Vampanya how long as it taken you to come on here lol
It would kill me not being able to go down on a woman again,but I also can see how much pleasure others get from the experience of giving so if only to even things up a little, I will sacrifice my own giving nature and be a taker, shame on me.
OH yes thats nice .....slower....slower ahhhhh
Oi let me out this cellar, Im off to JWD's party sorry bloke, as he sneaks some can's under his jacket. lol
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tongue & bums, Tongue & bums, Tongue and Bums.....
,... Tongue and Bums lol

Yeah thats it Tongue and bum's are even fun for the straight guy's
Leprechaun, thats cover's just about every thing there is in the cuckold life style,it is a scenario in which I have over the years play extensivly, both on one off's and with one couple for over three years,the root of the cuckold lifestyle is as in all sub Dom relationships is a mind game,first and foremost as a bull you need to get into the cuckolds head, unless it is a one off play on a mild level, saying that it can be a very enjoyable experience for all on what ever level it is played, the bareback play is one that needs a lot of thought, and the long term couple I played with, yes I did play bareback,but not untill we had all been tested and the relationship was seen to be a long term one,and then it was a relationship in which we all only played with each other on a very regular basis, at one point I almost moved in with them, so play need's to be safe as in any relationship nilla, swinging what ever, but there will always be those out there that will be happy to take the chance for the enjoyment of there own kick's.
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I had a chinese banquet once when I was about 20. Met a bloke in a club in Liverpool later that night, he had a pretty big knob, I was a bit new to deep throat technique then and his cock went a bit too far down my throat and.. I threw up the whole of my earlier meal on him in bed!
Nice! confused
Never saw him after that....
He did leave me this lousy business card on the bed though when he left... lol

OK no Blokes or ladies saying they once had a card handed to them in a club and ---------Trust you
Ok we have all in our dark and distant past's made total cock's of ourselves,I have made my fair share, but reasently I have had contact with a groupe of lads that worked for me some time back, I used to run pub and night club door's in the north east, and with birthdays and other excuses for a night of drinking and for old men to be making fools of them selves, we have spent a bit of time together lately, and a lot of thing's from the past have raised there ugly heads,some that really shouldn't be repeated :twisted: but a couple of the lads have just droped in for a cupa, and last weekends chat was brought back up, and one thing that seemed to get every one laughing was my well, fuck up,it seemed like a good idea at the time, no it was a good idea at the time, many a disco dancing, blonde, fake taned, dolly fell victim to the power of the silky worm.
Ok get on with it! the embarrassing bit..... I had a batch of buisness cards made up which read
FIXER OR BROKEN HEARTS
AND SHATTERED DREAM
JOHN _ _ _ _ _ _
The Love Shack
Tel:- 1111
Right now you have all stoped sniggering there as to be some one that can beat that, what have you done in the dark and distant past you wish you hadn't
And I don't want any of the ladies saying they once had a card handed to them in a club and ----------
what made me smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not sure but it's just got wider and won't go away lol
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Here goes this should lower the tone,
Harry Flashman
Flashman (1822–1915)Brigadier-General Sir Harry Paget Flashman is a fictional character created by author George MacDonald Fraser, based on the notorious bully 'Flashman' from 'Tom Brown's Schooldays' by Thomas Hughes. It follows on from Flashmans expulsion from Rugby School. Enlisting in the British Army he cuts a swath through the Victorian wars and uproars (and the boudoirs and harems) of the 19th century. Though Flashman constantly runs from danger, betrays or abandons acquaintances at the slightest incentive, bullies and beats servants with gusto, beds every available woman, carries off any loot he can grab and gambles and boozes enthusiastically, he arrives inevitably at the end of each volume with medals, the praise of the mighty, and the love of one or more beautiful women. By his own unapologetic self-description he is - "a scoundrel, a liar, a cheat, a thief, a coward—and oh yes, a toady.
This guy is so low on the scum scale he as to be good lol

He sounds like the rik mayall character in blackadder 2, wasnt he called flash?
Yes thats right all taken from the same character
When I have met in hotels I have always book the room and stayed over, so payed for them myself
I own a joinery business, which because of the way thing's have gone over the last coulpe of years as now changed direction, for the past two or three years we made bondage furniture as a side line, now the company is moving total towards doing this full time, lately this is bringing me into contact with some very intresting people, and some face's I have not seen for a very long time, in the near future it's going to mean spending a fair amount of time traveling around the country and visiting swinging/fetish club's and event's, but if it keep's lads in work I will have to suffer these hardship's.
It also mean's the area above the workshop's as been turned in to a fully equipped dungeon with all manner of strange thing's in there, as well as my desk and computer, oh!, and a large fourposter bed, now the usual office surrounding but it's not a bad work environment, and can be fun when I have close friend's visit.
Im trying to find the bad point's about work, is being horny all the time a bad point.
Seen the subject and got excited thinking this was going to be about hot wax play, opps!
Think I better sneak back off :twisted:
Here goes this should lower the tone,
Harry Flashman
Flashman (1822–1915)Brigadier-General Sir Harry Paget Flashman is a fictional character created by author George MacDonald Fraser, based on the notorious bully 'Flashman' from 'Tom Brown's Schooldays' by Thomas Hughes. It follows on from Flashmans expulsion from Rugby School. Enlisting in the British Army he cuts a swath through the Victorian wars and uproars (and the boudoirs and harems) of the 19th century. Though Flashman constantly runs from danger, betrays or abandons acquaintances at the slightest incentive, bullies and beats servants with gusto, beds every available woman, carries off any loot he can grab and gambles and boozes enthusiastically, he arrives inevitably at the end of each volume with medals, the praise of the mighty, and the love of one or more beautiful women. By his own unapologetic self-description he is - "a scoundrel, a liar, a cheat, a thief, a coward—and oh yes, a toady.
This guy is so low on the scum scale he as to be good lol
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Don't do it... I'll lose ALL respect for you - and you can tell her that too ;)

:twisted: Respect is not some thing Im looking for, what I want is to take there minds and souls, for I am the prince of darkness. lol
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With me the "oh fuck!" is never a moment it's all the time it's happening,I could quite happily be rimmed all day long. :twisted:

You and me both mate... just not together - although there's a thought :twisted:
LOL may be Im being selfish, but Im a ladies man, saying that it's not the first time I have dominated a husband and had him do all manner of naughty thing's he wouldn't normaly do, and I have a brand new accomplice, a lady that has a liking for abusing young men, that as asked me to use the dungeon and join in, now Im one of them bad men that keeps on saying Im not gay, Im a man's man wink but the time looks closer every day when some guy is going to feel the power of the silky worm :twisted:
With me the "oh fuck!" is never a moment it's all the time it's happening,I could quite happily be rimmed all day long. :twisted:
Opening my eye's for the second time this morning and realising I was still alive, but saying that it was a very small and short lived smile. Spent some time last night with an old friend by the name of Newcastle brown ale, started of a pleasant reunion, at the moment I don't care if we never meet again.
I certainly have very few bounderies, but really enjoy helping other push there's, and feel yes they should be pushed and tested all the time, but being very carefull not to take thing's that little bit to far and making the experience uncomfortable.