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Firelizard
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
Straight Male, 64
UK

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So far we have'nt done the pre meet drinks thing. The first time it was relatively local so we booked a lovely hotel and the 3 of us went for a meal at it's restaurant and we sort of decided through the meal. Of course we had talked loads on chat, phone and MSN first though.
The second time we travelled a long way and so did the other person so I did feel slightly worried that we might waste her time...but again we had talked loads so were pretty sure before the event... funny thing is we talked loads on the night too so it was nearly morning before we had stopped swapping knitting patterns etc rolleyes
Another time we were with a few people socially and it just happened redface
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Well this isn't quite sods law but it could have been...
Stormy and I were going to be away this weekend from Friday to Sunday and one of those evenings was involving a meet redface See! we do that sometimes :P However we had to cancel it at short notice but if we hadn't cancelled, this is what has happened so far.....
On Friday Stormy put petrol in our diesel car so it would'nt have got us very far. The children have been poorly all week, so I would have been worried about them. This morning, ladies week started totally unannounced :shock: and tonight was supposed to have been the "meet"
So you see it would all have been sods law if we hadn't been to broke to go smile Oh yes and I nearly forgot to cancel the hotel this morning so we may well have ended up paying for the hotel anyway rolleyes I cancelled it late though and they needed the room so were happy and didn't charge.....
Ah well confused
No it's ok I'm the official Blondewatcher :giggle:
Well! someone had to do it and I volunteered.....cos I like watching her redface
It's ok Go. You need to remember though that you are up against thousand of single men though so the competition can get stiff (scuse the pun) lol Your profile needs to be better than ok to catch the eye.
So humour often works a treat and maybe just one photo of you (not showing your face if you don't want to) but not a cock shot. When people search they often filter out profiles with no pics so you wouldn't be brought to their attention.
This will probably be moved to the cafe though as you are in the chat forum at the moment.
Fire xxx
I must just point out to folk that although we don't operate a verification system.......Winey can blow up my airbed anytime ! :giggle:
Ok Winey..how about this:
I'm looking for a relaxing blow job and sexyfun in what ever form that may take. I try not to take myself to seriously. I love to shag new people, love a glass of wine, love to socialise.
If you are a single female or a couple that likes to get to know someone as horny as feckfirst, then feel free to cum in my box in box that is. I have my own flat with kingsize bed and black silk sheetsand own passion wagonall I need is fit as feckpeople to go with them.
You can always find me in the CAFE FORUM So why not come and say hello, I do venture, naked on camin to the chatrooms sometimes so if you like to chat there let me know what room you use.
Look forward to having sex with you.
Is that ok do you think or a little over the top dunno :giggle:
Actually I do think fem has a point though now I come to think about it :thumbup:
Winey believe me when I say, that in the whatever it is now years, we've been here, we have met 4 women and were definitely on friends terms BEFORE we met.
In my opinion being friends first makes for a better meet when it does happen.
Trying very hard to be completely unbiased though...I think your profile is fab. It has all the right things in just the right amount.
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You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya lol
Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:
Ooooh Steve I thought you were being sarky!!! there really is a hidden tiger :bounce:
I must admit to a little help from a pal though....thanks Tan lol
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How about something easier, who can spot the hidden tiger;

Where Steve dunno blink :confused2:
Oh yes I am always thinking about this....imagine the first person to think of actually peeling the skin off those long yellow things that grow on the trees and then tasting a banana..it must have been heaven smile
and then after that what about the person who thought to put a split banana with a flake inside, in tinfoil and warm through on a bbq and serve with icecream.....mmmmmmmm Oh yeah..that was Sassy wasn't it :undecided: lol
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Arsenal Fan and season ticket holder for my sins here.......
I was one of the few arsenal fans in a school full of West Ham, Tottenham and Chelsea fans.....back in the days before we won anything, it was hard... must be like being a spurs fan now!!!! lol

Oi you!!!! smackbottom
Fluff= Fart
Little people= The kids
Butterfly kisses= When you flutter your eyelashes against a cheek.
Little man= Youngest
Twink= Daughter
Pos = Because..Eldest son could't say it so we all use his word now...and he's 20 smile
Dog dog = Any dog no matter what it's name is lol
There's loads more redface
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I'd like to see Fire's "someone elses gadget I can't do without!" :grin:

I'll get Stormy to pm you a pic... wink
I don't need to see the bit's and bob's but I do need to see faces. A face makes so much difference to my impression of people that it is very important to me .
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Well strictly speaking it's someone elses gadget I can't do without! but I can't tell you what it is cos I'm too shy redface
Quote by Stormwalker
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:

Some sort of little pocket pleaser? used mainly for clitoral stimulation and they tend to be short and slim ish with variable vibration?
Bit like a finger then...eco friendly and biodegradable
Depends how big your fingers are wink
I have ten of assorted sizes....ok 8 and 2 thumbs if you're going to get technical.
..and very clever they are too Stormy :twisted: in the odd moments that I am awake rolleyes
dunno I can't remember the butter...only the cow, with a West Country accent :giggle:
Blimey blink That would be a hotel room to die for would'nt it :bounce:
Tease :undecided:
Quote by jaymar
I stopped buying mags around about the time I started my last course, simply because they were lying around unread and a waste of money. I then discovered I loved reading my coursework books and then progressed onto other reading books, for example the one I'm reading now is about women in the 17th century cool it's great to read how they worked, managed their homes, families AND sex lives, it's a true eye opener.
I don't know you that well Fire, but I do know you're progressing in the world of adult learning *yikes* :scared: so ditch the mags I say!

Thank you Mar and I have a feeling I will be doing just that !!
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watching Hairy Bikers and gonna try a gorgeous fish pie recipe tomorrow :lickface:

lol am watching a full day of them on food channel seen em all before but i luvs them lol
I have a real crush on one of them.
redface
Wot? a fish pie ? blink
That would have to be some colourful wallpaper then Anais for you to blend with it kiss