That was flagellated not mastur . oh too late :!:
I felt sorry for him , I have been given a bj in the firms time , somehow the fact that you are both being paid while you are doing it heightens the pleasure . It is important to remove the lippy ring before you go home.
Anyway , which would you prefer the President be doing , getting his dick sucked , or sending troops to invade somewhere ?
Some sorts of Saki are served warm , it does work . I hate the way people here in England, well GB feel guilty about the cost when they drink a reasonable wine . In France it costs so much less that a working man can have a drinkable bottle every day , and one that appears in the text books on Sunday . If only a political party would put that in their manifesto .
Yeah , advertising , for the Daily Mirror , The Hotels , or both . Dealing with the press , it pays to be very careful.
Oh that's simple
I am virtuous
You are having a good time
they are slappers .
I can see how you dont think about an intoduction , when you are used to your tits preceeding you into a room like a fanfare of gold plated bugles announcing an Empress !
Some girls enjoy wringing you out when you have fallen big time , but its not returned, others are like spiders , they are happy to have you stung and immobile in their larder in case they ever need you . When you get into a situation like that it's a release when you finally break free , perhaps you have answered your own question .
As you can gather I have been there , big time .
New one for the "different Places " thread , on a surfboard .
Ere Dahlin ,fancy a shag
Not until now you smooth talking swine .
I really do not think the forum is here to solve every sexual problem in society , we are here to shamelesly enjoy ourselves . However we can talk about these issues which will present themselves .
Some of the threads on here do get interesting , now this one tempts me to say , go and pay for it , but then that is a bit flip , even for someone with a handle like mine . Be interested to hear what other members think about this "solution" to what is real problem.
Oh Elephant
A kangaroo has 2 legs and a snake has none , why does an elephant have four feet?
Well he would look stupid with 4 inches!
Now I can answer some of those "Hello Big Boy" ads
:P
Not thinking of gate crashing(moi squeeze into phone box full of women?) , err but where is this phone box .Honest I was only going give you a call and see if you need any more cheese nibbles and paper hats :roll: 
, the RSPCA are everywhere . 
