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Flipper
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If you understand it it can be very uplifting . There is a lot to dislike about the modern "big business" game though .
F1 suffers from the same probs , Touring cars or Moto GP or WSB are 100 times more entertaining .
Well other than the obvious , that moment when you feel the girls pussy lips parting as you enter her ? redface
Works for me biggrin
I may not be posting again today
The flack Neil has got it's not surprising some young men decide to take up golf or model aircraft flying instead . :scared:
just the 600 at the moment but working on getting more as soon as my insurance is somthing reasonable

nothing wrong with 600cc s only prob is the sportier ones are so peaky that its hard work to ride them ( OK if I was 18 again , yeah bring those 14,000 rpm on baby !)
Anyway great to have some bikers here , and no more bike techie on swinging forum,
I thought they were like pair of scales , where theres a will theres a weigh
Quote by MikeNorth
I share your worry, Flipper. I also worry whether "Auf Wiedersehen Pet" was shown in Germany, and if it was, whether they used the title, "See yer later, mein liebling".
Mike.

So no change there , you post asking for some help and finish up even more confused. confused:
If you choose me , I can promise not to be likeable , does this help confused:
Welcome to the forum , i cant add to the excellent advice you have already been given.
MMMM leather and bikes , how many CCs have you got confused:
Sure you will enjoy it here and welcome
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You know having seen "The Professionals" ( for anyone under 50 ,ask your dad ) on German TV , it was dubbed into German , really ! I have always wonderd if they managed to sell them "The Bill" and if so is it titled "Das Wllhelm" confused: :?:
This has worried me for some time now.
Surprised more girls not weighing in on the side of Daisy. At the risk of being seen as sex traitor , if I was having great sex with someone 4 times a week , I would expect this sort of situation to develop , for one partner or the other .
And once you are married it would soon be down to once a month leaving plenty of time for swinging as a biggrin couple
What was I thinking when I typo-ed "teat drive?" before posting the above?
Baby you can PM me, cover me in chocolate and lick it off or send me out to buy new batteries for your vibrator , all I ask is test drive when I get back with them .
Or all of the above , although last time I was in Woolworths covered in chocolate I did get some strange looks , and taken to the tills by by someone who thought I was £4-99 including a bonus bag of jelly tots. If I was bi I might have gone for it .
Whatever you do DO NOT tell her u r gay. This will be cue for redoubling her efforts to save you from yourself, if you tell you have a social disease be careful , you could soon be watching your relationship blossom while spending hours together in the waiting room at the GU unit .
When you are catering for thr reception I would like a vegetarain option pls.
It is not how much nothing you have , it's what you do with it that counts
re the title of this thread , can I claim all the obvious bra jokes before anyone else does , please ?
Re life in general yes it is difficult isn't it , we live in hope of Council Tax going down the trains running on time and a babysitter that doesnt charge a fortune to spend all eveninbg snogging on your couch with her boyfreind while finishing the Ouzo that you were keeping to remind you of that holiday in Greece actually turning up , perhaps even at the appointed hour .
You know I feel better now as well
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As I see it the big problem if this is your desire is that you can never use alchohol as social lubricant to achieve it .
Try asking in you can explode into slivers of silver after just 2 G&Ts , no I think taking up judo or origami would be easier and safer . boink
Oh no , you don't log on for an hour or so and WBB launches a thread you should not have answered immediatley confused: ( or sooner. )
Did you go to Art School WBB?
If all the 9000 lurkers finally say , this emoticon :welcome: will get RSI. Re chossing what to wear , I have some ideas lol
I thought everyone had dressed up as woman and gone into a pub for a bet on a quiet wet weekend , well everyone in the Uk anyway.
I will never forget when the Doc carried the kit for doing a prostate biopsy into the room :shock: . Wow I said , which end of the cow does that go in?
Jovially he replied , bend over. evil
All worth it when I got the all clear :thrilled:
I can still remember when Clares tits were on the Avatur :shock: , but a web site would be nice.
Well all your friends from here , with all the girls in stockings :shock: , and none of the men in thongs :scared: would make a great start anywhere . biggrin
I don't want to intimidate anyone but i don't want to have the repelling effect i am seemingly having! i daren't send people to my website a sI want my identity to remain anon as such!

It is not just you , I have heard this before from really lovely girls . I have usualy been pleasently surprised when meeting a super nice looking girl that that they are just a normal person once you stop being dazzled by the appearence . In fact sometimes they are realy pleased to have some attention , just because everyone else has been scared off !
Re , not being able to access anti virus site , yes some of the recent worms have prevented access to these sites by altering registties , so you cant get the update that killls the worm .
I run Antivar , scanning twice aweek and with the AVguard on all the time , spybot , and after clearing the drive ran the "innoculate " program which fhas been 100% ever since . I have a hardware Firewall in the DSL router I bought , oh and I run the free Symantec "Housecall" about once a month , it often finds stuff that AV guard missed , usually in an archive , but why have that cr*p anywhre on your m/c
Re Mischiefs slow m/c , there is a good chance it has been turned into a "Zombie" and was busy sending spam when it slowed down . I was told by someone who runs a software firewall that it had a,log for attempted hacker attacks , and it was seeing thousands every day ! So yes within minutes of going ADSL always on you could have a problem. I'm sorry that this was not made clear to you when you went Broadband , it should have been pointed out by AOL , IMHO.
..... Probably cos no "ladies" offered

Oh OK , I thought you had something to tell us Blue until this cleared it up .
Really , who writes this :bs:
dont tell me , it's an initiation for new Sub Editors , they have to make up the wankiest story they can and if it is believable they have to buy the beer after work .