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FredFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 58
UK

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Quote by Mark
Again, I'm with you on that one. The Archers theme tune goes something like this here... dum di dum di dum di daaa, dum di dum di daaaa ~CLICK~ ;)

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As long as that? :shock:
For me it is dum di du ~CLICK~
Funnily enough though if I do get to hear a little of the tune it takes me right back to days working in the North Sea when the shipping forecast was sacrosanct - having the radio on on the bridge so you could just hear the theme tune when The Archers finished meant you had to get ready to scribe the forecast!
Viking, North Utsire, South Utsire, Forties, Cromarty, Forth, Tyne, Dogger, Fisher, German Bight................
Still bloody know em all of by heart!
Humber, Thames, Dover, Wight, Poretland, Plymouth ........
Aaaaarrrgggggghhhhhhhh!
If this is the male menopause - bring it on!
Full head of hair - no grey - losing weight - getting fitter - completely de-stressed and working 2 days a week!
Oh - and sex - lots of it! wink I feel 24!
If the only penalty is listening to John Humphreys shredding some poor hapless twit on the Today Show then it is a pleasure to be here!
Life begins at 40 -F**king right it does! 8) 8) 8) 8)
Oooohhhhhhhhhhh!
The radio in my car is stuck on Radio 4 - much to the sprogs and Wilma's disgust.
The only thing I turn it off for is the Archers! Can't stand any bloody soaps - telly or radio!
I like plain crisps more than the shite ones I used to love as a kid like Worcester Sauce, Prawn Cocktail, Hedgehog ....
I'm turning into my Father.......... Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Best technology bought:
Headrest screens and DVD player for car - complete silence on a four hour journey with 2 kids - worth it's weight in gold and would recommend it to anyone with kids from the age of 4 onwards - and they have never complained once of travel sickness.
Best fun bought:
The Love Swing. Without a doubt the best £65 we ever spent on bedroom accessories.............
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Tonight I went trawling the MP3 archives on the sharing caring sites and I was staggered at the number of titles of mpeg clips that are available that contain words just to pick up on searches which are porno videos.
I'll give you one example:
sexy madonna titties dirty teens s club 7 porno facial cum britney spears fuck anal anime
How the F**K am I supposed to allow an 8 year old anywhere near a PC to search for music videos when that sort of SHIT is going on?
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Thanks for all the suggestions folks - will keep trawling!
1 question - moody black and white 50's type film - girl on platform - steam trains - cafeteria............ was it Visage? (Early onset Alzheimers!)
Do you know something...
I have just found a can of chocolate and Tia Maria flavoured spray cream and I cannot bring myself to use it....... :shock:
Wonder why? confused :? :?
Thank you one and all.......
I have started the search already for the right mpeg files for some of these. When I think of the early days of pop videos I think so many of them were magical - I reckon I will think they are really naff when I watch them again now - however the kids do think that the Aha one is really cool so maybe I will be pleasantly surprised.
Vienna is a must have I think! (If not for her - me!)
Any more classics of the 80's greatly appreciated!
Thanks
Fred
Sappho - you have a PM from me about this....
Fred
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Having just read the thread again - will forward a copy to you as well Bassdude. Good luck!
I have to say that there is also a problem in that sometimes the friendships become so strong that it does get in the way of swinging.
I will give you an example...
Just recently I was stood there - 1 item of clothing on - with the delectable lady in front of me - in the perfect position in the love swing - with the flimsiest of barriers between us and I was as sober as a judge.............
What on earth possessed me to stop and turn away at that moment without the first thought of ripping off what remained of our clothing other that the deepest of feeling for the friendship I have for her and the respect she deserves from me? As well as the respect I have for a couple that we spend so much time with and think so much of even though they were not there at the time....
Was I just dreaming?
Was I a fool?
Nope! on both counts......
Did she expect or want something to happen - I have not got a F**king igloo! I am so crap at reading signals that She could have had "Shag me" written accross the front of her panties (and very nice they were as well - Brown and lacy if I remember right!) and I would have misread it for "Shop me"!
:doh: sometimes I even stun myself!
Would I swap it for a quick shag and no feeling - NEVER! - There are some poeple on here I respect more than people I have known for years and yet I have never met them or only met them briefly!
Fred
A few days ago I downloaded an old favorite pop video AHA - Take on me. For it's day it was an amazing pop video and even by todays standards it still stands out.
But here is the rub - We have an 8 year old daughter going on teenager who now has this video and Black Eyed Peas - Where is the loveon her PC in her bedroom and has asked me to find her some other really awesome videos to have on her computer. (I have to say the lyrics to Where is the Love are some of the most moving ones I have ever heard!)
I need help - can people list some of the most fantastic pop videos and I will go off and have a trawl and try to find some for her to have on her PC.
Over to you guys!
Thanks
Fred
How about straight out and out honesty.
It is painful but easier in the long run....
Whilst there are some really odd reasons why you do not click with some people - we have had a few - most of the time you just do not click. Be honest and say "On this occassion I will have to say Thanks but No Thanks as I just do not feel it will be right"
In the short time we have been swinging we have had to do this maybe 100 times and we have never had a single negative response back - in fact in some cases people have thanked us for our honesty....
I have just had a look at an email I sent yesterday and it says this:
Hi xxxxx & xxxxx,
Sorry for the delay in replying - we have been a litle busy of late!
Thank you for getting in touch but on this occassion this is a polite "Thanks, but No Thanks". However we wish you luck in your search for fun.
Be good - Be happy - Be horny - Be Safe!
Yabba Dabba Dooooo? We bloody well do!
Fred & Wilma
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The first 50 are painful and make you cringe - when you get to 200 it becomes easy! rolleyes :roll:
Hope this helps
Fred
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Don't walk behind me; my arse is too big
Don't walk in front of me; my tits bounce
Just walk beside me and find me some grass

You are in so much trouble FredFlintstone

Ohhhhhhhh bugga! :shock: :shock:
Is this 20 pegs and a bit of string time? wink
I think I may have trouble finding you some grass - where does one go to buy drugs these days - the local police station? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Jags
I only do acid drops!

Please refrain from talking about drugs in the forum otherwise I will be forced to take action and delete the offending post!
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I'll give you a snog hun....
Keep the slap though......
AND leave my nipple alone!
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Quote by KitKat
Swinging Heavnen

Quote by KitKat
(Did I spell that right miss?)

Nope!!!!!
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Quote by gmanxxx
now stop your fretting and come on in the bubbles are sooooo relaxing!!!

I am getting paranoid.......
Did you make the bubbles or the Jacuzzi???????
Fred
Quote by gmanxxx
chin up man face it like a true brit... and stop smiling like a cheshire cat!!!

I can't help it man..........
I just don't understand - I am sooooooooooo confused.................. confused :? :?
A body and face somewhere between Ian Botham and Keith Chegwin and they WANT to see me take my clothes off.
I can't lick my eyebrows....
I can't breathe through my ears......
And a cock that measures 12" when measured from my arse - on a good day - downhill with a following breeze!
:shock: :?: :shock: :?: :shock: :?: :shock: :?: :shock: :?:
Have they all been drinking Pinkstuff - or is this a piss take - or are they still in shock - or is it all three ????????
Fred
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't walk behind me; I may fart.
Don't walk in front of me; I may vomit.
Just walk beside me and I'll splash in the puddles

Interesting signature hun!
Quote by gmanxxx
you have seen the jacuzzi courtesy of Steve-1? haven't you?

I did - but as I have yet to see a toilet in here as well I will hold fire on jumping in! - Show me where the Khazzi is and I will view it with a little less suspicion!
Quote by gmanxxx
beer or wine?

Errrrrr - Wine - but again I'll wait til I know that there is a toilet - once I start drinking I will need to go and I just know a certain person from the provinces is waiting outside for me!
I think I may be in favour with Wilma - she just came in and I cooked her a fresh pancake and showed her how good a tosser I can be! I even let her squeeze my lemons herself!
Fred
Quote by Dawn_Mids
But I have matches and I can also think of a way of putting out any fires if it gets out of hand redface

The cricket green has still not recovered from the last time you "watered" it!
Behave!
Fred
Oy.....
Steady on girlies.......
What are you fighting for ??????????????????
I'll do it again if it means you will stop fighting - now kiss and make up before I change my mind....
Fred
Quote by KitKat
Bloody Hell, I think I would run that fast with a firework stuck up my arse!

Now doesn't that conjure up a nice image as an addition to the ribbon game - whiuch one do we replace with "Stick a firework up Kats Jacksey, light it and see how far he gets down the high street before it goes off"??????
Fred
I seem to remember that a certain gallant took it like a man and did his dare for queen and country.......... even if he was a little less than steady on the pins......... confused
I then seem to remember that a certain person (lady is perhaps too strong a word!) from the provinces refused to then complete her dare !!!!!!! :shock:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - WIMP! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Gman
Jags if you had mean't Fred I would have understood as would have the majority of this cafe....

OY - don't you start taking sides! Remember I'm in this bunker with you at the moment! wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm not going mention the D-word again but it sure was an evening I won't forget in a long time

And you can keep quiet or you will be thrown out of the queue in the other thread! rolleyes So you ARE a tosser as well then .............. welcome to the select band!
Fred
Quote by Sappho
DISAPPOINTED!!!

Oh god - I feel such a heel now! :upset:
Sappho darling - forgive me! :cry:
It was not my fault - just sobriety and images conjured up by Sarge's video footage! rolleyes
Bleeeccchhhhh!
Fred
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Now, I could tell you a funny story about that.

Just hold that thought a minute please hun! redface
Quote by lucyslovely
does it only work with 7 people or have you tried it with more ??

It will work for any multiple of 2 above 4 plus a referee - make as many ribbons as you like. However if it got to 12 I would have 2 games running - twice as much hilarity! rolleyes
Quote by Gman
question is will piccies be published for benfit of all?

I am sure that can be arranged - have a nice picture of 3 men at the feet of Jags (Well - thighs and groin to be exact!) plus 1 picture of a hapless Will still feeling pain after all the alcohol when Jags decided to turn the ribbon game into a "munch" on a throw of 18! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
How much am I bid? wink :wink:
Quote by Gman
starts to find way back to his Bunker

*Grabs hard hat, Flak jacket and NBC suit and follows Gman*
Move over man - must be room for one more in here! :shock:
Quote by gmanxxx
steps back and crosses arms and watches Wilma Exhaust Fred.... knew she could not resist a challenge...

I wish!
Quote by Jags
Don't stop til you get enough.... lol :rose: :rose:

Is this the complete contents of your iPod in a playlist???????
I'm also a :wanker: hun - but that is your fault!
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More sex please!
Fred
Quote by Jags
Swing Low, sweet chariot...coming for to take you upstairs!!

I WILL resist!
Hehehehehehehehe - that tickles! redface
Stop it! wink
Fred