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10 Aug 2004

Quote by Mandy_1964
Phew! It looks like I didn't completely "blow" my first chance...

I thought you had...... :shock:
That was why I was so excited!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG! - Who else was in the room at the time? rolleyes

No - don't say - to frightened to know now!
Fred

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10 Aug 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Fred,
I last saw your 23 year old heading off to find firmer flesh and emptier heads.
Sorreeeeeeeeee.

Are you trying to say I can't get it up???????????
WHOSE BEEN TALKING?????
Hurruummmppphhhh!
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
If the rafters were strong enough............I'd get a swing for our bedroom.

Trust me - a standard ceiling joist can easily carry the weight of two people in a swing (even in the middle of a joist). It can also take the weight of one person in the swing and three people hanging on but not putting all their weight on it.
We always end up with a few flakes of plaster o the floor - but nothing a good hoover cannot sort.
Ours has been in use for about 8 months now and we have had no problems.
Hope it helps!
Fred
Go on - get one!

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Oh Fred, the old ones are the best!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

SSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I know we have done this one before - but it is my favorite! :bounce:
Can we?????
Hmmm?
go on?
pleeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee!

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9 Aug 2004

Ooooooooooooohhhh!
Mine has to be two curvacious, confident women dressed in very sexy and tight underwear taking complete control and making me pleasure them and use me as a sex toy until I end up on my back with one on my face and one riding me and the pair of them playing with one another.
Do with me what you will!
redface

Back in 5!
surprised

ops:
Wiiilllmmmaaaa!!!!!
P.S. - Will the woman on my face please remember to bob up and down at least once every 2 minutes - I have yet to master breathing through my ears! wink

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by yellowfrog
I'm pretty sure a crack addiction would cost a lot more than a month though

Yes - but you still seem to lose track of the same number of hours!
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Bring it on! :evil2:

Oh boy - this is gonna be fun..............
Got a little confident of late dearie?????????????
Hehehehehehehehe...

Quote by Mandy_1964
It suits you! What can I do to make you blush some more??!!

Carry on as you are - beginning to enjoy myself for once. Now just watch Jags come in and spoil my fun and try and send me to bed.......
Any volunteers to help tuck me in?????????/

Quote by Mandy_1964
How about seconds, hmmm?? :twisted:
Mandy
xx

Now - got to play this cool........
Need to let her know I love the idea.......
But dont want to appear too keen and therefore look tarty......
Let me seeeeeee...
Yes Please!
Yes Please!!
Yes Please!!!
Yes Please!!!
Yeesss Pleeeaaaaaaasssssseeeee!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Phew - reckon I got away with that one - how cool was that?????? :shock:
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
My voice was at half mast Fred, but sorry to offend anyone's sensibilities...it's sometimes so difficult to know whos toes you are treading on. Just hope I missed the lady from Cap d'Agde's breasts as I rampaged about.

You mean the Fallen Modonna with the big boobies? rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Bring me another 23 year old - I seem to have lost the last one!
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

"Well, he's just this guy I met - you know.........."
I guess if you appreciate that a robot can experience pain then you just open up a full vista of life's humour on every level. However to speak of Slack Bladder and Stinky Winky, Dipso, Gaa Gaa and Poo in the same sentence without lowering ones voice could get you into some serious trouble around here.
Can someone please pass me my pills and loosen the top strap on this jacket before I settle down to watch Rainbow I would appreciate it..........
Thanks!
*sigh*
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Yes, true, but you would need to be of a certain age to know that.
I think that some of us were still watching Teletubbies when Baldric was strutting the boards.

But what of those that still watch both??????????
Yours confusedly..........
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
And you have the courage to say what everyone must really think about people who are over 25.

25...........
Far too bloody old..........
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

I walked in on my parents at it one night......
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
I have never been the same since! bolt

I need to lie down - feeling a little sick now!
Fred

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9 Aug 2004

Welcome from another young and inexperienced couple taking their first steps.........
WHAT are you lot laughing at??????????
wink

:wink: :wink:
Fred

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8 Aug 2004

The quickest way to solve the problem is to start measuring from your arse instead of on top. That way you gain extra inches at no cost and with little pain. rolleyes

I say little pain, because experience has shown me that the metal DIY tape measures can inflict a nasty cut if retracted too close to your newly found monster or the bent over piece gets stuck up yer bum. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I never boast about my 12" since I discovered it though. Just don't want to put the single males with only 8" or 9" to shame in the ads section. Their life is hard enough as it is!
Just trying to help!
Fred

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8 Aug 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
So, for the first day of year 29..........

We are not long lost twins then......... PHEW!

Quote by CarrieAnn
I decided that I would like to go for a play on the 'swingy thing' so went down to the dungeon. Without even thinking about it, i was in the swingy thing, my skirt up around my waist, the heels of my long boots wedged against the chains absolutely gagging for it.
Not feeling totally comfortable, I proceeded to strip off almost completely, just leaving on my hold-ups and knee length boots, then we were away!!!!!!!!!!!! Other people were coming in and out of the room and I found this such a turn on. I then went in to 'my own little world' and just enjoyed. :twisted:
CA xxx

Best bit of equipment we ever bought - getting worried about the battering the joist is getting at the moment though :shock: and we have STILL not had to explain to my mother what the bolt is for in the bedroom ceiling!!!!!! rolleyes

Glad you enjoyed yourself hun
Fred
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8 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
You aren't long lost twins, separated at birth are you... now, wouldn't that be strange! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bloody hope not - otherwise it reduces the possible number of swinging partners by another one, and at my age you need all the help you can get........... rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Happy bithday soulmate!
Fred
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8 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Not sure how many of you read The People paper but we found an interesting article just inside relating to Nadia's desire to bed a Caveman type person namely a threesome with a certain Fred Flinstone. Not one to gossip or anything........!

Bloody 'ell............. :shock:
Don't tell me this is the one everyone is talking about..... never watched the bluudy program meself......... mad

:x
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
You know how to cause mischief young lady - you could get into a lot of trouble for that - and very soon....... wink

Quote by bluexxx
:shock:
Do you think Wilma will be jealous when she finds out? :shock:
:wink:

She would probably set me up and then quietly giggle to herself if she knew - keep quiet you lot - pleeeeaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee?

Quote by RSAB2
Quote nadia - "I want men with big willies" - Anyone up for it?

Phew! - That has got me off the hook then redface

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Quote by Mandy_1964
Well, I can't say I blame her... he's really rather good! ;)
Mandy :oops:

NOW I'm blushing........... :oops:
Gotta go - just remembered there are some tins of paint in the garage need turning....... rolleyes

Mrs RSAB2 - I wanna word with you........ whip

Mandy :smitten: - you are an absolute darling - please let me know what I owe you for spreading the rumours hun! :wink:
Fred

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8 Aug 2004

It's my birthday - so please can I please have a candle please next to both of my entries please?
Was that polite enuff?
See you all on the flip side - somewhere about Tuesday!
Fred

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6 Aug 2004

I think you will find that was the secont time the water was an odd colour. The first time was when Will was left to do the plumbing when the GFZ was refurbished!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8942.html
I need a beer - and please do not put a paper doily on the table - who the feck invented them and why?
:doh:
Fred

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6 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
PS - nice to see you back Fred - hope you are well!

Why thank you! Good to be back - just got to moderate myself a bit and maybe I will be in more regularly now.
Although having said that I am not going to be round a lot this weekend and going into hospital at the end of the month so will either be in here full time relieving the boredom afterwards or totally silent - I don't do pain!
Fred

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5 Aug 2004

I am going to start crying in a minute....
*sniff*

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5 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
keep it up

For you darling - anytime! wink

Fred
XXX

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5 Aug 2004

My god guys......
Talk about stirring up old memories.........
I suppose I had better tell all the newbies why it is called the SH Hmm Hmm....
It was an idea by Sappho to have the SH Women's Institute. I built the web pages and we used the proper WI logo and everything - all in the name of fun. Sneakily I though nobody would have the nerve to tell the WI they had found our page whilst browsing and so we were safe.
Next thing Mark gets a letter from a solicitor acting on behalf of the WI telling us to take down the web pages or face court action......
The letter arrived on April 1st this year so we assumed it was a piss take - right up to the point when Mark spoke to some sour faced bat who told him it was real.......
I wanted to ring her office once the pages were changed and leave a message that Fred Flintstone from Swinging Heaven had rang and that her new Web page was ready for inspection.......
Mark reeled me in........
BUGGA!
So that is why we have the SH Hmm Hmm pages........
They did die off - but if you guys want a revival - I will happily build the pages if anyone wants to contribute to them again????????????
Fred

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5 Aug 2004

I have ignored you for 5 mins - do I get a double mention now??????
I'll tell you who I miss.....
Arti
*sigh*
And what did you do to the sheep after we were arrested anyway?
And has anyone seen Fly?
Fred

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5 Aug 2004

You daft bugger - thats the hubby wrapped in foil shouting "eat me!"
:shock:
Resist woman!
Fred
XXXXX

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5 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags

Did this work???

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Now I remember who I sent it to.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred

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5 Aug 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
:laughabove:
Fabulous Fruity Fred!!!
You poor deranged girlies.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

I swear to god I am going to stop slapping here one of these days as a punishment.
Just ignore her!
Fred

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5 Aug 2004

Quote by plums
I got mine as a nickname from when I had a healthy crop of plums from my tree to get rid of. I took them to work every day for 10 days and got the nickname. As for the sexual connotations sadly I should more likely be called prunes !!

Someone mention plums??????
I thought only Dawn Mids had that picture of me :shock: :shock:
Fred

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5 Aug 2004

Hi Chardonnay,
Don't pop your cork too early!

Quote by RSAB2
What's this another we love Clare thread, OK so i'm only jealous 'cause she looks grrrrrrrrreat!

Wot....... And you don't? rolleyes

:roll:
:doh:
Bloody 'ell woman! wink

:wink: :wink:
Fred
XXXXXXX

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5 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
He is and he does - so I'm told!!!
:lol:

"Saucer of milk for table 3!" Meeeoooowwwwwwwwwww!
wink

Fred

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