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FredFlintstone
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Quote by Cauchey
Fred: I don't think the red-white-blue gradated oval or some other shape is such a good idea, because those colours suggest either France or the Netherlands....and national associations is not what it's about here
-Cauchey
It has nothing to do with National Identity - it is the colours of the website. But if we are talking National identities the Red white and blue are British colours as well! :shock:
I'm proud to be a British Swinger!
:lol: :lol: Here we go - first idea!
How does that grab you Misschief?
:wink: Fred
Well - me and Will celebrated in style with a number of pints of real ale in the local hostelry tonight - very nice!
Reminds me of a story though - some years ago the local horticultural garage told me the electric start on the mower had packed up and it was about £150 to put it right. I asked if the wife could still start it easily enough with the pull start and he said yes - so I told him it was an unnecessary expense to repair the electric start! :wink:
Within 3 months we had a mysterious fire and I had to buy her a new mower! - Told her it was her birthday and Xmas present for that year though - so got away with it!
Me thinks I am gonna regret typing this when the Abbot Ale wears off!
Hey Ho! It is only the depth that varies!
Fred
Reminds me of a story though - some years ago the local horticultural garage told me the electric start on the mower had packed up and it was about £150 to put it right. I asked if the wife could still start it easily enough with the pull start and he said yes - so I told him it was an unnecessary expense to repair the electric start!
:wink: Within 3 months we had a mysterious fire and I had to buy her a new mower! - Told her it was her birthday and Xmas present for that year though - so got away with it!
Me thinks I am gonna regret typing this when the Abbot Ale wears off!
Hey Ho! It is only the depth that varies!
Fred
If you look at the SH logo why not have an oval pin which is graded red white and blue. It is innocuous, unrecognisable and easily identifiable. That way people could wear them with little chance of being identified or quizzed outside of swinging circles and it will match in some way every single outfit Misschief has in her wardrobe except that silly yellow and black furry number that she has not worn for 8 years anyway!
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone, Dragon Breath, she who thinks she should be obeyed
Hey ho - wonder what I'll get this year!
I'll get a seven stretch with mitigation if I get the right judge!
:wink: :wink: Fred
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(Thanks for the reminder hun - must dig out last years card and the plastic flowers again!)
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I have a bloody card waiting here for you Will. Now don't I just feel stupid!!! Fred told me it was your birthdy so I duly wrote your card last night. Shall I dispose of it or would you like it anyway??
I have a better idea - let's give it to Jags! and make her keep it on her mantlepiece for a year!
:roll: :roll: Someone make her write 100 lines!
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Quote by Jags the blonde bimbo
Locking this now cos it'll stop me feeling like a prat!!
But it don't stop me from posting and making you feel even worse and me feeling slightly superior for once! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Are you sure you're not really blonde hun?
:roll: Can we get a refund on the card, cake, flowers and present we went and bought after taking your advice yesterday? :shock:
Some people eh! :doh: :doh: :doh:
Any other mods want a free shot?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: Fred
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I remember an incident some years ago when a number of firemen were all stuck to ladders when an entire building went live with 3 phase 440V and because everything was wet it linked everything. Some poor young firefighter was volunteered to use the big axe to chop the mains cable using the electrical safety gloves. The bang when he hit the cable threw him 30 feet across the yard and took a huge bite out of the edge of the axe as if a giant had bitten it!
He has a phobia of elctricity for some strange reason now!
Fred
He has a phobia of elctricity for some strange reason now!
Fred
Quote by tallnhairy
not one to look at while in office due to background music
Ooops - forgot to mention the music - sorrrrryyyy!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
You're obviously still trying to work that one out!!!
I love the new improved site even more now and it's good to have you back after your hols.
You bastard and Thanks - in that order!
:wink: :wink: Quote by Heather
Just want to know... do you have the helmet to go with those fireman's trousers, Fred? I do so love a man in uniform...
Several in fact hun - you will need to ask Jags and Sappho if I do it justice - they have booked me for a birthday treat!
ops: I am such a tart!Quote by willxx69
Keep up the good work you two and perhaps you can send some ranchier pics to Jags privately, just to keep her happy.
You mean the cowboy ones Will? hahahaha! - know what you mean - will remember to sort something out soon for her!
Quote by MrFC
Just one question......what have you done with Barney and Betty ???
Worn them out I'm afraid - :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Excellent site ... Wilma I love those corsets, that red one looks magnificent!
I nearly cried when it no longer fitted her - it was fabulous on her and because it was a genuine Vollers corset it could be laced up really tight. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Quote by bluexxx
Now, how can anyone be too experienced? I'd take that as a compliment if I were you, Fred
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: - I don't get it either - perhaps they meant to say hardened but were afraid to say it or maybe the fact that we are a genuine "genuine" couple and we actually replied to them in the fist place scared 'em off.
The number of times people contact us and when we reply they never respond is just unbelievable - Reckon I should stop sending out my facial pics?
Ah well - thanks for all the nice comments folks! - Anyone wanna shag after all that? :oops: :oops: :oops:
Fred
There are so many factors that affect peoples performance from alcohol to first night nerves to stage fright and any other combination in between.
I have never suffered from the old wilts due to alcohol but have suffered in a number of other ways. Once, after defuzzing myself with Veet Mousse, I somehow managed to end up with a chemical burn on the old scrote! We went to the meet - a first one at that and things were going great until my scrote got wet and the burning sensation was out of this world. I immediately lost my erection! However - rather than beat myself up and apologise until the cows come home or try and get it back I accepted it for what it was - I never let it mind fuck me for one moment and got on with pleasuring the lady in hand (so to speak!) The next time we met I made up for it (I hope I did anyway!) and passed it by without a thought.
On another occasion I took a steroid inhaler because I had a reaction to a dog in the house we were visiting and got such a bad case of the shakes because I overdosed on Steroids that I lost it again! :cry:
It is easy to get into the mind games about it and feel all sad and wondering if you have let someone down and that but to be honest I have always just accepted the odd failure for what it is and moved on. I have never met a lady yet that complained!
(Not to my face anyway! :shock: )
The only time I got tanked up was when we had no idea a social meet was going to turn into a swing and I had a large amount of Real Ale to drink and after what seemed hours of grinding we had to stop as I just kept a raging hard on but could feel nothing from the waist down! We were smokin'! and she turned into a Viking God - Thor!
Relax - It has happened to most of us at some time or other - and will no doubt happen again. You just need to have a sense of humour about it and not beat yourself up!
Fred
I have never suffered from the old wilts due to alcohol but have suffered in a number of other ways. Once, after defuzzing myself with Veet Mousse, I somehow managed to end up with a chemical burn on the old scrote! We went to the meet - a first one at that and things were going great until my scrote got wet and the burning sensation was out of this world. I immediately lost my erection! However - rather than beat myself up and apologise until the cows come home or try and get it back I accepted it for what it was - I never let it mind fuck me for one moment and got on with pleasuring the lady in hand (so to speak!) The next time we met I made up for it (I hope I did anyway!) and passed it by without a thought.
On another occasion I took a steroid inhaler because I had a reaction to a dog in the house we were visiting and got such a bad case of the shakes because I overdosed on Steroids that I lost it again! :cry:
It is easy to get into the mind games about it and feel all sad and wondering if you have let someone down and that but to be honest I have always just accepted the odd failure for what it is and moved on. I have never met a lady yet that complained!
(Not to my face anyway! :shock: ) The only time I got tanked up was when we had no idea a social meet was going to turn into a swing and I had a large amount of Real Ale to drink and after what seemed hours of grinding we had to stop as I just kept a raging hard on but could feel nothing from the waist down! We were smokin'!
and she turned into a Viking God - Thor!Relax - It has happened to most of us at some time or other - and will no doubt happen again. You just need to have a sense of humour about it and not beat yourself up!
Fred
In an email conversation with a couple the other day I was told we were "too experienced" in swinging because our webpage said so! :eeek:
Having looked at the pages we decided to revamp them completely and to split it down into 4 seperate pages.
We have also answered all the questions that people have posed us recently - all except the one where Wilma was asked how come she married such an ugly bugger!
We have also decided to relent slightly on our policy of not going for the "pink pics" and put in a couple of our favorite swinging pics. However we are not sure they will stay at the moment. :shock:
Hope you enjoy the new pages everyone - all copyrights acknowledged - no offence meant - all references are blah blah blah and all that other bollox - let me know if I dropped a clanger anywhere!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/
Fred
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Having looked at the pages we decided to revamp them completely and to split it down into 4 seperate pages.
We have also answered all the questions that people have posed us recently - all except the one where Wilma was asked how come she married such an ugly bugger!
We have also decided to relent slightly on our policy of not going for the "pink pics" and put in a couple of our favorite swinging pics. However we are not sure they will stay at the moment. :shock:
Hope you enjoy the new pages everyone - all copyrights acknowledged - no offence meant - all references are blah blah blah and all that other bollox - let me know if I dropped a clanger anywhere!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/
Fred
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Misschief - I think the whole bloody thing was Pythonesque!
I only wish Mark had let me talk to Miss Always Wright & Righteous at the Solicitors who represented the Hmm Hmm - sorry the Anally Retentive!
"There is a Mr Frederick Flintstone from Swinging Heaven in Bedrock on the phone for you Miss Wright"
Priceless!
Fred
I only wish Mark had let me talk to Miss Always Wright & Righteous at the Solicitors who represented the Hmm Hmm - sorry the Anally Retentive!
"There is a Mr Frederick Flintstone from Swinging Heaven in Bedrock on the phone for you Miss Wright"
Priceless!
Fred
Oh well...
As you put it so nicely......
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Welcome back Hun - did miss you really!
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- just making up for lost time!
You missed the refurbishment of the GFZ - we so desperately needed a good tea maker that weekend!
Never mind - one good thing - we found this article of clothing when we cleaned out the old GFZ. We think it was your jumper that the ferrets made a nest in. It washed up reasonably well and may go back into shape and the extra holes are supposed to be the in thing. We even wrapped it in some tissue paper and put it in a nice box for you. Yes - I know it looks like toilet paper - the best tissue paper always does - and NO - the box was not the shoebox we used for Sarge's hamster funeral after Xmas - honest!
Sure you don't want it?
Fred
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As you put it so nicely......
ops: :oops: Welcome back Hun - did miss you really!
:inlove: :69: - just making up for lost time!You missed the refurbishment of the GFZ - we so desperately needed a good tea maker that weekend!
Never mind - one good thing - we found this article of clothing when we cleaned out the old GFZ. We think it was your jumper that the ferrets made a nest in. It washed up reasonably well and may go back into shape and the extra holes are supposed to be the in thing. We even wrapped it in some tissue paper and put it in a nice box for you. Yes - I know it looks like toilet paper - the best tissue paper always does - and NO - the box was not the shoebox we used for Sarge's hamster funeral after Xmas - honest!
Sure you don't want it?
Fred
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