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Geminifemale
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 65
0 miles · West Midlands

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I once witnessed something which I knew at the time i should have done something about, but to do that would have put me at risk and outside the law due to the remote location and circumstances, so I decided discretion was the better part of valour
That was 6 yrs ago and i remember it often and now wish i had done something
"its beter to regret having done something than to regret not having done it"
I think if you can change and adapt to new or old situations and think differently no matter what your lifelong dogma or habits, then you will stay forever young.
Dont be a dinosaur
Something I read yrs ago re men in denial of latent gayness:-
Some men prefer sex with a shemale because they can kid themselves they arnt gay cos "she" wore makeup or cos she "looked" female.
Every time I go into a gay bar or club, I look at the "normal" or "Straight" looking guys and try to imagain seeing them on a building site somewhere, but cos i know they are gay, I just cant picture it.
Having said that, I cannot picture seeing the camp ones anywhere outside clubland.
I used to work with real butch type guy who was gay curious, yet no one at work ever suspected his fantasies
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'd aim for something a bit (lot) smaller than rabbit and build up slowly. I'm practially watertight - rabbits are too big for me vaginally never mind anally. :shock:

Im so glad to hear that, I thought it was just me who is that tight, thought I was healing up due to lack of use redface
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I need that Calendar lol

Ah. that was once upon a lifetime, a shaghappy time of fuckfests and a mid life crisis.
Seemed like a right laugh and a good idea at the time, but as the signature says, .....better to regret something youve done than to regret not having done it
Oh that was in 2004 for the 2005 season, but life took a turn for the worse and i didnt get past easter.
Feb was based on a valentines, me posing as cupid, theme, march was me in a bunnygirl outfit from the fancy dress shop and april was going to be me lying on the floor like a starfish, naked and stratigically covered by day old fluffy yellow chicks
Why do we tell insensitive jokes which are in such bad taste whenever there is a tradgedy?
Ive had 2 based on the brandscoombe ship wreck,
Quote by MikeNorth
I'm not surprised with all that walking out in the snow with next to nothing on....nice pics though. :twisted:

Well I had to do SOMETHING for the january page of the calendar biggrin
I prefer holdups when wearing thigh boots and i can get away with a shorter skirt cos the suspenders dont show :shock:
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Yes i have - but as the other Buzzcocks classic goes, 'Oh shit I wish I'd known before now, Oh shit you were such a fucking cow' - which always reminds me of this particular person and makes it all feel a little better...

I dont recall that one, but yes, hindsight is no bloody good after the event
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It's locked?
And I had the best post ever to put there, too - I was going to say stuff that would aleviate everyones boredom forvermore. And stuff.
Oh, well. Just better post my usual inane rubbish insted, then :/

Please dont keep us in suspenders..............spill the beans please?
As the old Buzzcocks song goes.............."Have you ever fallen in love with some one you shouldnt have fallen in live with" ?
Was it fun?
Was it worth it?
Did it last or end in tears?
With hindsight, would you do it again?
If i had gone to the Fox i would have been packed in like a kipper, its standing room only in the lesbian pub of the year on a saturday night.
I had planned on going out earlier but ive had "the" cold for 2 weeks and still have a bad chest so though a smokey pub wasnt a good idea.
Maybe better to be bored than smoked to death
LOL
reminds me of the YOUNG ONES episode when they were bored so Vivian suggests a game of murder in the dark, and of course burried an axe in Neils head.
Im so bloody bored this evening, nothing on tv, no one posting much on here, lost interest in reading, cooked a chilli concarne earlier, done the washing up, had a drink, phoned a few mates and im STILL bored
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mad
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HEY........steady on, I think your bragging now! rolleyes

redface
No man can be THAT good wink
But on the other hand, ...youve had the pleasure, I havent.
Maybe we could negociate an hourly rate, as opposed to a 2 minute rate as per most other men? :P
Quote by Mallock2006

HEY........steady on, I think your bragging now! rolleyes

redface
No man can be THAT good wink
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Its good to see a guy who's well trained :shock:

And practised wink
HEY........steady on, I think your bragging now! rolleyes
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And I might age you prematurly, if you survived the ordeal lol

I doubt it Gemini.... He is married to me, he can survive anything :giggle:
Its good to see a guy who's well trained :shock:
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makes me feel so old sad

A womans only as old as the man she feels wink
*I could take 10 years off you in a heartbeat* :rascal:
The last guy i felt 2 weeks ago was 42 and the one a week before that was 47 that very night, so you can guess what he got for his birthday redface
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I did my class 3 HGV at 21 and have had a licence for 30 ys in June biggrin

Surely thats a typo.........
You cant have been driving for 30 years wink
Oh yes i have, got my provisional at 16 thanks to an agricultural dispensation but was restricted to agric vehicles only such as tractors.
So I cleaned up the tractor with the best cab, put my L plates on it and traveled all sorts of places, like to a mates house then we would walk to the pub, get pisssed and i would drive home in the wee small hours down the back lanes.
But it did mean that i could and did quite legally drive a Ford 9700 with a bulker lorry body welded to a drawbar and crossed the quarry weighbridge at just over 32 tonnes laden at 16 yrs of age
Jezzz, ive had a gun licence for 29 yrs now
makes me feel so old sad
Today I will be mostly writing up course work notes, reading ahead for next week and generally being a girly swot to get on teachers good side.
Then im going out to get shit faced and laid biggrin
I guess we are all different and learning at a younger age is easier.....look at the 3 yr old Chinese pianists and violinists
I passed my test on the first attempt 2 weeks after my 17th birthday having only had 4 lessons and a week later I did my first solo flight in a Cessna.
I did my class 3 HGV at 21 and have had a licence for 30 ys in June biggrin
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Yep... just tried it... the VOA website is suddenly dead rolleyes

Not surprised, prob crashed with cash strapped council tax victims looking for a windfall