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Geordiecpl2001
20 hours ago
Straight Male, 64
Bisexual Female, 60
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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We have heard of Paradise in Blackpool and have actually booked up for there in May.  Other friends either rave about it or don't like it, so I suppose you'd have to go and try it to see if it suits you.

Yeah, we have had that for years.   But stick to what suits you.

BTW we are often over in the NW so if you'd fancy meeting fellow softswingers at a club give us a shout.

                                John & Shel

Doing very well thanks, and presumably you are both in rude health if your looking for a Canal St pub crawl.

                   Any couples in Patong on the above dates ?


                                            John & Shel

Agree with tigersgobounce (we went to a lot of the same socials as you guys), we also think that the younger ones who are now going to swingers clubs are mainly with established friends and go to (mostly the women) pose and show off in lingerie.  Think Xtasia club has realised this and is now doing events which cater for that. Which suits the layout of the club, which is in fact an ex-nightclub.

The socials we go to have as, as tigers said, become as open as a social from the stamp collectors club.  In the old days, it was "don't let on this is a swingers party" and anyone found playing will be thrown out, these days it's "the management know we're all swingers" and just be discreet with your playing.

All things change !!

                                                  John & Shel

We've been many times, very nice place, great facilities !!   Take your own beer.  Men have to dress down on entry, woman usually wear lingerie.  Only problem we found was that is was full of regulars who know each other and it's sometimes hard to find others to talk to / play with.

Nothing swinging related in Northumberland, could you not host some couples at your cottage ?

We''ll be on Rene Oltra campsite in Cap D'agde from 27th Aug.

                                          J & S

Taking a slightly different view of the Referendum.

If we vote to leave then I'd suggest we'd need a Churchill like figure to guide Britain, but who of our current crop of Politicians are anywhere near Winston ? take your pick from those who want to leave................  Boris ?...............   Corbyn ?.............Nigel Farage ?   

And if we vote to stay, then your probably need a Maggie Thatcher type person to fight our corner in the EU, but we're lumbered with Cameron, or Clegg (remember him?)............Corbyn .............or maybe Nicola Sturgeon for PM.

                        Which makes the choice very difficult.


                                                   John

We are at Cap (on the Campsite) from 27th Aug till 10th Sept, if you'd fancy meeting us let us know.


                                                        John & Shel

We're softswingers, near Northumberland, could meet Tuesday 8th March at the holiday cottage.  Please message us if you'd like to meet us.


                                             John & Shel

OK, stuff you need to know;

In the bar area, women can wear normal clothes or clubwear (there are seperate locker rooms for men and women). Guys can wear jeans and a shirt, but smart looking.   To go into the play areas women can wear clubwear or a towel or naked, men can wear boxers or a towel or naked.

Take your own alcohol.

There are open or lockable playrooms, on a mixed night you will find that single guys will follow you into open rooms. We prefer lockable rooms on mixed nights.

It's a friendly place, chat to anyone.

Car park is right outside the club.

We've heard of people having difficulty finding the club, it's down a little lane, so if your not sure where it is ring the club for directions.

Don't take mobile phones into the club.


                                         Think that's about it.


                                                           J & S

Enjoy your night there on the 27th, but if possibe try the following week also. Sat 5th March is couples only, a great atmosphere, last couples only night was very busy, something like 80 couples.   Hopefully we'll be there on 5th March also.


                                                         John & Shel

Last two weeks of Sept will def. be a bit quieter !! First two weeks is great, but then a lot of places will be preparing to put the shutters up, but it won't be dead. If you could go earlier in the month it would certainly be more busy. The foam parties will still be on in early Sept. One advantage about going in Sept is that the shops have the sales on regarding lingerie and shoes.
J & S
If you want a "hotel" there are two. Hotel Eve and Hotel Oz, neither cheap, Oz being the most up-market.
But most people stay in apartments, or you could stay in Garden of Babylon which is like sort of in between a hotel and apartments.
When are you thinking of going ? As from now till end of Aug is high season when it might be difficult to get acomodation. The fun goes on till late Sept tho.
Quote by niceguybob
Hi
My wife and I will be there for the first time in our motorhome from 30th June to 3rd of August if you are still around then.

We are in MH on campsite 20th June to 4th July.
J & S
If / when any Political canvassers knock on the door, they will probably say something like, "hi we're from the Labour / Lib-dem / Tory party".
We then reply, "So, you've come to apologise have you ?"
Totally stuns them !!!!
Quote by crisjane
Hi ,my wife is in the next few weeks is going to fuck a young black guy, with a ten inch dick. With my permission. As I want to see her happy and fullfill her fantasy, my only concern is after she's fucked him with a big dick like that, how do I please her as I'm only small 5inch, and will she still think of me in the same way. I no she loves me, any one with any comments,would be appreciated, chris

Actually, reading your posting, it appears that your wife is the one who is going to be fucking the young black guy by using a 10" dick, a strap-on I presume ? So why not stick your 5" dick in her while she's right up him ? Sorted !
J & S
On another thread on this forum there is a bit of a kerfuffle about people having predicted certain things which might or might not have happened, according to other posters.
OK, lets see who can do the best predictions for the coming year !!! And they have to be easily checked facts, not "I possibly meant that, or he really meant this" so we'll limit it to a few catagories which are solid and factual.
Here are the items on which I want your predictions;
1, Who will be Prime Minister after the Election in May ?
2, What will be the standard rate and top rate of tax and VAT rate in UK on 1st Jan 2016 ?
3, What will be the exchange rate of UK £ against the Euro and the Dollar on 1st Jan 2016 ?
4, What will be the price of unleaded fuel and diesel at the pumps on 1st Jan 2016 ?
5, Will there be a solution to the Ukraine problem by 1st Jan 2016, if so what is it ?
6, Will UK armed forces (not special forces or advisors) be fighting in Africa by 1st Jan 2016 ?
And in homage to Dammies law (oh so long ago) my answers are ;
1, Ed Miliband
2, 20% tax 40% tax and 20% VAT
3, Euro to the pound and Dollars to the pound
4, Unleaded £1-20 Diesel £1-25
5, Fighting stopped by agreement, Russia gets agreement to keep Crimea via UN
6, Air assault brigades and helicopers attacking Muslin terrorists in Nigeria.
John
Youtopia swingers club in North Yorkshire has a camping / caravaning / Motorhome field attached. Very popular camping weekends thro the summer. Fun in the sun during the day and the club at nighttime, then fall out of the club into your caravan.
J & S
Think a lot of the "sex scenes" were staged by actors or faked. They let the women keep their high heels on while playing on the beds !!! All the swingers clubs that we go to insist that high heels are taken off as they wreck the beds.
J & S
We're in Patong, Phuket, Thailand from 8th March for a week, if any couples out there would like to meet up.
J & S
Really sorry, but Shel has been dropped in it at work and we now can't make it.
Totally devastated as we were so looking forwards to it.
John & Shel