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Geordiecpl2001
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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I'd have the 50s for the purity of the music, to see the birth of rock and roll would be amazing.
I'd also have the 60s and 70s so I could see the likes of Rod Stewart, Mott the Hopple and Rolling Stones at the Roundhouse and Marque. Plus of course seeing The Beatles in The Cavern.
John
Pretty obvious that Deirdre has never been in the swinging world, cos she never mentioned timewasters once. Nor did she have anyone saying, "joined xxx swinging site a week ago, never had a shag yet, they must all be fake!"
John & Shel
Actually Angel, apparently the best place to decypher the Geordie accent is under a duvet.....something to do with the acoustics I believe.
John
Big thanks to Easy and Sassy for this tremendous Munch!! Always good to be with the NW crowd, such a lot of great characters from over there. Also, good to see a load of people from Scotland and a few from the NE.
As usual for us won't name names but enjoyed speaking, shouting, saying "what?" to all the people we knew and making some new friends as well.
John & Shel
In our experience, many couples are put off by the fact that we do not go all the way.
So you get a reduced number of replies, but no big deal, its just peoples preferences same as saying "prefer bigger girls" or "don't like hairy men".
If thats your boundary, stick to it, just accept that some people want full swap so therefore won't contact you.
However, you will still meet some great people and have fun within softswing limits!! lol
John & Shel
Well, if you really want to try a certain race or gender or whatever, your more likely to get it if you ask.
So do we have any blonde, bi-female, Peruvian, uni-cycling, trombone playing people in here who might fancy meeting us?
John & Shel
We agree with Shaz and Tony also, wonder if this could be adopted as an offical SH definition? That would clear up all confusion.
John & Shel
We both enjoyed it very much. Always enjoy the "speaking to camera" type of show, sort of lets you in on the characters thoughts without you having to work it all out.
John & Shel
As sexkitten said,to us if we see bi-couple it means both partners are bi.
Also weird to us is single male adverts which sometimes say "looking to meet bi woman" why? What can a bi woman do for a man that a straight one can't?
John & Shel
If the reports are true and the mother was driven to it by tormenting scum. Then my thoughts are; she should have poured the petrol on the scum doing the tormenting, then set them alight.
Outcome, she gets a few years in jail, daughter is cared for by social sevices, scum won't do it again.
John
If its an ad and we recognise people then its obviously a no-go. Also, we tend not to reply to ads from people who live in same town as us. However, when your at a club and you meet work collegues, people from next street and even people whos kids went to school with yours, well what can you do? Your all in the same boat, just go with the flow!
John & Shel
We have a simple approach....we say to people we play with "Ask for anything you like, but don't be offended if we refuse" seems to work.
John & Shel
Most of the women who have answered this thread have said they would not pay for sex.
Here's a question tho.
What if there was a man who through a genetic mutation had sperm which if digested made you look 20 years younger.
How many women would give him a blow job?
John
Quote by cpl4fun6
We would pay for it.....a nice lady to join us.
But we are looking for fun as long as we all enjoy it I don't see a problem. Although the best times we have had is when we have not paid.

That raises an interesting point...Imagine you've taken your wife to a good hotel, you book a female massure to come to your room for a bona-fide massage for your wife. Then the female massure (sp?) started touching her in a sexual way.
They start getting it on together, is that paying for it? Even if no more money is asked for.
OR the massure asks for money but your wife says please pay her, I'm so turned on?
John & Shel
Looking at it from a different angle.
1st girl comes home in the morning and says to her mother......I've been turning tricks behind the bus station for £10 a go, made £100, now I buy new clothes for the kid.
2nd girl comes home in the morning and says to her mother.......was in a nightclub last night, Russian billionaire wouldn't leave me alone, offered me £1,000,000 to sleep with him, now I'm made for life.
Which one is the prostitute? Which one would society condem?
John

ffs,how good is their version of Whole Lotta Love cool
........and the fact they're as fit as fuck has nothing to do with it lol
fil
Well if you listen to thier version on "myspace" you'll be impressed......and at the "moaning" bit, it sounds like she's having a good orgasm.
John
Go for the alternative......
LEZ ZEPPELIN
Four Lesbians from USA who play LED ZEP music. Lot cheaper, that who we're going to see.
John
If you look at parental involvement it appears you have three choices,
1, They did it together, if so, your saying that for 100 days they have been able to keep a cover story 100% accurate between the two of them? Very difficult! Think about when you meet new people "on the scene", you may be cagie about describing your job, where you live etc, but how difficult is it for little details not to leak out, or the "cover story" not be consistant between the two of you?
2, She did it, so now your saying that she managed to act so well that even her husband believed her? Look how many people in the world suspect their partner of having an affair, "just because they know". People who have been together a few years will be able to tell when their partner is lying. And if she did it, the urge to admit it to him would have been overwhelming.
3, He did it, same reasons against as in 2.
Sorry, don't buy it.
John
Somebody must have lubed this thread, it nearly slipped off page 2!
So we wiped it on the curtains and it recovered.
John & Shel