We've met Andy at a couple of social events and in real life he is as nice as he sounds in his posting!
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Geordiecpl2001
21 minutes ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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One of our friends is a premiership football side season ticket holder. Worked out the other day that for the price he pays to get in, have a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat would pay for an afternoon session at a lapdancing club.
So, (mainly aimed at the men) which would you rather do? Watch highly attractive women take their clothes off while dancing seductively a few inches from your face.
OR
watch 22 sweaty men dressed in scimpy uniforms run around, occassionally stop to hug and kiss each other, then they all jump into a bath together!! :shock:
I'll watch the women.
John
So, (mainly aimed at the men) which would you rather do? Watch highly attractive women take their clothes off while dancing seductively a few inches from your face.
OR
watch 22 sweaty men dressed in scimpy uniforms run around, occassionally stop to hug and kiss each other, then they all jump into a bath together!! :shock:
I'll watch the women.
John
Jackie,
As part of my job we have been experimenting with some new adhesive tape, its very strong and absolutly invisable. Sound like its just what you need!
If you like I'll bring some on Sat.
The application process is very specialised however, fisrt the skilled fitter has to completly clean the area, we find that the tongue works best for this, then the area has to be patted dry, then the tape has to be applied very carefully and smoothed for about 30 min until it is completly moulded to the area.
This sound OK?
John
As part of my job we have been experimenting with some new adhesive tape, its very strong and absolutly invisable. Sound like its just what you need!
If you like I'll bring some on Sat.
The application process is very specialised however, fisrt the skilled fitter
has to completly clean the area, we find that the tongue works best for this, then the area has to be patted dry, then the tape has to be applied very carefully and smoothed for about 30 min until it is completly moulded to the area.This sound OK?
John
The previous 10 pages (approx) hold many posts which give a clue about the chances of getting an invite! Its a bit like the Da Vinci code. Hidden within such cryptic messages as;
List full, No more people to be added to list, No point in asking your not coming, Reserve list full,
is a cunningly concealed message which when de-coded reads NOT A CHANCE!
J & S
List full, No more people to be added to list, No point in asking your not coming, Reserve list full,
is a cunningly concealed message which when de-coded reads NOT A CHANCE!
J & S
:shock: Just wanted to say that as Vicky has organised this Munch we fully support her in any decision she took in regards the donation. Really looking forward to this Munch!
Just glad we got our names down early. COS NOW YOU CAN'T GET ON THE LIST, SO NO POINT IN ASKING. Wonder if anyone will notice that last bit.
John & Shel
Just glad we got our names down early. COS NOW YOU CAN'T GET ON THE LIST, SO NO POINT IN ASKING. Wonder if anyone will notice that last bit.
John & Shel
There was a series of books published in Newcastle called "Learn yourself Geordie" quite funny even to native Geordies. Judy is right about fairly close areas having very different accents, if we are ever talking to someone from say Ashington it is a really different accent to anyone from Newcastle.
Even though I am not broad Geordie and try and speak clearly, when I was in Canada I was always asked which part of Germany I was from. Speaking of which, apparently in WW2 a captured U-boat captain was being taken from Portsmouth to somewhere else by train, one of his guards was from Liverpool and one was from Glasgow. The guards could not understand each other and as the German spoke English he had to translate between them!
John
Even though I am not broad Geordie and try and speak clearly, when I was in Canada I was always asked which part of Germany I was from. Speaking of which, apparently in WW2 a captured U-boat captain was being taken from Portsmouth to somewhere else by train, one of his guards was from Liverpool and one was from Glasgow. The guards could not understand each other and as the German spoke English he had to translate between them!
John
We also would like to thank everybody involved with organising and running the Munch. We had a great time, knew a few people already but now can put more names to faces.
We must also give a special mention to the legend that is EagerSlut for showing off his sparkiy toenails!! Remember to look out for neon ones ES!!
John & Shel
We must also give a special mention to the legend that is EagerSlut for showing off his sparkiy toenails!! Remember to look out for neon ones ES!!
John & Shel
Thinking back to when we were new on the swinging scene we were paranoid about other people learning that we were swingers, a newbie get together would have been great for us.
One suggestion which might make newbies more relaxed is a "no cameras or camera/mobiles to be used at the meet" rule.
John & Shel
One suggestion which might make newbies more relaxed is a "no cameras or camera/mobiles to be used at the meet" rule.
John & Shel
Anything which is transmitted over the internet can be captured and kept!!
We are a couple, and have met many of the regulars and Mods from this site, but we would NOT ever use a webcam as we wish to preserve our anonimity. When we put photos on a site we can carefull examine the content and backgrounds on the photos to ensure it only shows that which we are happy with. In a real time enviroment such as a web cam, some info which you want to keep for yourself might leak out.
We initially contact other people via email, exchange a few details, then ALL talk on the (mobile) phone. We offer several alternate dates for a meet, always a public venue or preferably a swingers club. If the other people can't match one of the several offered we would suspect they are timewasters and then say "well contact us back with some dates of your own"
Can say that only once have we been let down by another couple on the night of a meet.
John & Shel
We are a couple, and have met many of the regulars and Mods from this site, but we would NOT ever use a webcam as we wish to preserve our anonimity. When we put photos on a site we can carefull examine the content and backgrounds on the photos to ensure it only shows that which we are happy with. In a real time enviroment such as a web cam, some info which you want to keep for yourself might leak out.
We initially contact other people via email, exchange a few details, then ALL talk on the (mobile) phone. We offer several alternate dates for a meet, always a public venue or preferably a swingers club. If the other people can't match one of the several offered we would suspect they are timewasters and then say "well contact us back with some dates of your own"
Can say that only once have we been let down by another couple on the night of a meet.
John & Shel
Bloody Hell.....Is this what it was like just before the English Civil War????
Good job Oliver Cromwell and King Charles didn't have the Internet, might have turned out really nasty!!!
We jump round each of the three sites and have found that each has good and bad points and we post on all of them, depends which topic catches our eye(s) on each site. Just takes a bit more time out of our day. Maybe given time the whole thing will settle out again.
John & Shel
Good job Oliver Cromwell and King Charles didn't have the Internet, might have turned out really nasty!!!
We jump round each of the three sites and have found that each has good and bad points and we post on all of them, depends which topic catches our eye(s) on each site. Just takes a bit more time out of our day. Maybe given time the whole thing will settle out again.
John & Shel
