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Geordiecpl2001
9 hours ago
Straight Male, 66
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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Quote by crisjane
Hi ,my wife is in the next few weeks is going to fuck a young black guy, with a ten inch dick. With my permission. As I want to see her happy and fullfill her fantasy, my only concern is after she's fucked him with a big dick like that, how do I please her as I'm only small 5inch, and will she still think of me in the same way. I no she loves me, any one with any comments,would be appreciated, chris

Actually, reading your posting, it appears that your wife is the one who is going to be fucking the young black guy by using a 10" dick, a strap-on I presume ? So why not stick your 5" dick in her while she's right up him ? Sorted !
J & S
On another thread on this forum there is a bit of a kerfuffle about people having predicted certain things which might or might not have happened, according to other posters.
OK, lets see who can do the best predictions for the coming year !!! And they have to be easily checked facts, not "I possibly meant that, or he really meant this" so we'll limit it to a few catagories which are solid and factual.
Here are the items on which I want your predictions;
1, Who will be Prime Minister after the Election in May ?
2, What will be the standard rate and top rate of tax and VAT rate in UK on 1st Jan 2016 ?
3, What will be the exchange rate of UK £ against the Euro and the Dollar on 1st Jan 2016 ?
4, What will be the price of unleaded fuel and diesel at the pumps on 1st Jan 2016 ?
5, Will there be a solution to the Ukraine problem by 1st Jan 2016, if so what is it ?
6, Will UK armed forces (not special forces or advisors) be fighting in Africa by 1st Jan 2016 ?
And in homage to Dammies law (oh so long ago) my answers are ;
1, Ed Miliband
2, 20% tax 40% tax and 20% VAT
3, Euro to the pound and Dollars to the pound
4, Unleaded £1-20 Diesel £1-25
5, Fighting stopped by agreement, Russia gets agreement to keep Crimea via UN
6, Air assault brigades and helicopers attacking Muslin terrorists in Nigeria.
John
Youtopia swingers club in North Yorkshire has a camping / caravaning / Motorhome field attached. Very popular camping weekends thro the summer. Fun in the sun during the day and the club at nighttime, then fall out of the club into your caravan.
J & S
Think a lot of the "sex scenes" were staged by actors or faked. They let the women keep their high heels on while playing on the beds !!! All the swingers clubs that we go to insist that high heels are taken off as they wreck the beds.
J & S
We're in Patong, Phuket, Thailand from 8th March for a week, if any couples out there would like to meet up.
J & S
Really sorry, but Shel has been dropped in it at work and we now can't make it.
Totally devastated as we were so looking forwards to it.
John & Shel
I'd bet money on one thing.
IF the Scots vote for independence and it all goes horribly wrong then it'll all be down to the horrible English in some way, nothing to do with the Scots who voted for it.
John
I really think it's the currency question which will decide it and I suspect that the Scots will vote NO.
If you look at the independence / currency question and Alex Salmond saying "Oh yes, we'll keep the pound, it's our pound as well"
Then look at it like this;
Mrs Salmond comes home one night and says to her husband "Alex, we've been happily married for many a long year, but now I want to have my freedom. Nothing against you I just think I'll be better off if I'm independent".
Alex says "But honey we're better off together, please don't break up our happy marriage".
Mrs Salmond "Sorry Alex, I've made my mind up, we're splitting up...........but by the way, after we're divorced I WANT TO KEEP A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT OK ??"
Anybody on here been divorced? Would you keep a joint bank account with your ex ??
John
Quote by deancannock

definition of a coward as provided by English oxford dictionary ...seems to fit the bill:
" A person who is contemptibly lacking in the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things "

By the same token then, when the British Army retreated to Dunkirk they were all cowards ?
John
Quote by MidsCouple24
Don't forget that a Romanian male (or female for that matter) residing in the UK has an automatic entitlement to Child Benefit for his/her children even if the children are still residing in Romania, and the same applies to all EU Nationals residing in the UK, if each of the quoted 805,000 claim for 2 children each that is an extra 16,000 payments of child benefit that the recipients might not be entitled to in their own country.
EU rules say that an EU member residing in the UK is entitled to any payment a UK Citizen is entitled to regardless of them being entitled to it in their home Nation ie if Romania don't pay child benefit to their citizens we still have to pay it to them. whilst I see the Government are trying to stop some of the payments we make to people migrating here they haven't stopped some of the ridiculous ones.

Actually it's NOT EU rules, Britain and a FEW other EU Countries do that, not all. If you went to Romania for instance, you'd find that they have NO legal obligation to pay you the RANGE of benefits that we pay to Romanians.
Why we still do it is a mystery esp. when our Dear Leader is trying to cut the number of migrants to our shores.
John
Going to vote UKIP if for no better reason than I want to give a big kick to the other parties who for so long have been and still are Out of Touch with ordinary people.
J & S
Strangely, some of the people from the "old" days who we'd have classed as "going to try anything in swinging" are now leading very respectable lives away from the scene.
Life changes !!! But we're still here if anyone likes the look of our profile.
J & S
Quote by Les_NE
I am staying on Rene Oltra Allee Mer for a week or so call in for a drink if passing

Don't think they would get on the campsite without the wrist-band ??
J & S
It does too often seem that the Crims get away with it and the innocent victims are literally left to pick up the pieces. Can't see any of the current crop of politicians having the guts to change it tho. Maybe Nigel's mob would be less tolerant of the wrong-doers ??
John
Quote by Chish
... and if the press had kept their noses clean by not hacking Millie Dowler's mobile (and other such diabolical things) perhaps there would not have been a need for Leveson or ultimately Maria Millar to steer legislation through Parliament to control their actions rolleyes

The printed media is out of control and has a self-belief that it is there to dish it out but not receive it. So when Leveson hung all their dirty washing out in public, and they failed to drag any Ministers in the process they just said 'Sod You' when Parliament (who we elect) told them how they would be regulated. And years later there is STILL no regulation. So Maria Miller was fair game as they knew there would be no comeback.
The answer is simple. Just stop buying newspapers, they go bust and its sorted.
What the hackers did was against the law !! A prosecution against the individuals who did it, with sufficiently long prison sentences as a warning to others would probably have solved that whole problem. The same principle could have been applied to MPs who claimed expenses to which they were not entitled.
Instead, in both cases, the blame was placed upon the systems and the institutions instead of indiviuals.
John
If the photos on your phone are as good as the ones on your profile, guess the people at the store enjoyed fixing your phone !!
J & S
Quote by GnV
"and then stick two fingers up at the EU if they try to overrule it. "
It's a myth that the EU demands people stay if they break the laws of the host Country.
It's just not true.
If you disrespect the laws of your host country, you can be deported - it is written!
France have done this twice now in recent times with the Roma. Once under the rule of President Sarkozy and more recently under Mr Flanby.

I think you'll find that many times in the past, those who should have been deported, like the Italian lad who stabbed the Headteacher to death, get a judgement from the Court of Human rights that they must stay in this Country. That's who would get the two fingered salute !!
John
Don't think we need to get in-commers to swear allegiance to the UK.
But we should make it clear that anyone not born in the UK who is convicted of a criminal act for which the penalty could be a jail sentence WILL be deported along with all of their dependants. And we should do this every time !! Maybe we need a referendum to get the people to agree with this and then stick two fingers up at the EU if they try to overrule it.
John
Quote by HnS
Certainly not Maria Miller

Luckily Maria Miller has already found herself a new job................stand-in for White Dee from Benefits St, with the added bonus that Maria doesn't charged with benefit fraud !!
J & S
Quote by Lisafunfun
Anyone care to let me know which Hotel is where the majority will be as I would hate to miss anything, Messages very welcome?
Thanks
Lisa xx

Could we know the name of this hotel as well?? Mind, we promise to be well behaved, repectable and not offer anyone beer and not let Shel run around in her underwear !!!
John & Shel
Quote by MidsCouple24
I think this is disgusting.
Those skirts are nowhere near short enough wink
Nothing new is it really, at one time especially in the 60s Cabin Staff were always chosen for their abilities and their looks and nobody tried to hide it, they were not called Trolley Dollies for nothing.
It is not the only industry to use scantily dressed people to promote products is it, half the advertising on TV uses half dressed women even when the dress code has nothing to do with the product, cleaning your teeth seems to be something only women do and only when wearing underwear, soap is only used on naked bodies not hands or face, perfume is only effective if your in your sexiest lingerie, even coca cola tastes better when your having lunch at the office and can watch it being drunk by a male Adonis without his shirt on and doing a laborious task.

Auto shows wouldn't be the same without the glamour models.
Not sure I want to see all cabin staff in mini-skirts though, if the TV programmes like Fresh Air are to be believed half the staff are gay men and I just do not think the effect of having them wear mini-skirts would be the same lol

Knew I should not have done that AD !!
John