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Geordiecpl2001
4 hours ago
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Bisexual Female, 63
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Think that Reese give an accurate way, but you could cover them in oil then press them firmly into unset plaster of paris. Remove them when plaster has set. You now have negative casts of your bazookas. Fill cast with water, then empty onto weighing scales. Assuming weight of water is roughly equal to weight of body you now know weight!!!
We have some oil and plaster if anyone needs help!!!
john & Shel
We have some oil and plaster if anyone needs help!!!
john & Shel
The Manchester version of the Erotica show is on 1st to 3rd April. We went two years ago and got stung for very expensive entrance tickets. This year seems more reasonable prices. On Sat pay at door is £18.
We fancy the trip from Tyneside to go to the show, followed by a visit to Cupids. Anybody else from this site fancy meeting up at the show or at Cupids?
John & Shel
We fancy the trip from Tyneside to go to the show, followed by a visit to Cupids. Anybody else from this site fancy meeting up at the show or at Cupids?
John & Shel
After reading the thread about what peoples jobs are and remebering that I sort of fell into a job rather than choosing it, it wasn't much of a leap to wondering what people would do for a living if they really had the choice.
If I had unlimited choice of jobs mine would be either;
1 Training Dolphins or 2 Training Lapdancers
Of course the real problem would be having both those jobs and getting them mixed up, imagine throw a wet haddock to a lapdancer or buying lingerie for a Dolphin!!
Anybody else got dream jobs?
John
If I had unlimited choice of jobs mine would be either;
1 Training Dolphins or 2 Training Lapdancers
Of course the real problem would be having both those jobs and getting them mixed up, imagine throw a wet haddock to a lapdancer or buying lingerie for a Dolphin!!
Anybody else got dream jobs?
John
We have just solved this very problem!!!
We have arranged to meet a few couples in a pub in NE. But we don't know what each other look like.
So we checked out the (very large and busy) pub first, and saw it had a glass collection hatch, then we saw it sold some unusual drinks. So the deal is, "go to pub XX stand near glass collection point and have a bottle of YY drink in your hand".
Should work!!
John & Shel
We have arranged to meet a few couples in a pub in NE. But we don't know what each other look like.
So we checked out the (very large and busy) pub first, and saw it had a glass collection hatch, then we saw it sold some unusual drinks. So the deal is, "go to pub XX stand near glass collection point and have a bottle of YY drink in your hand".
Should work!!
John & Shel
To add our pennyworth.
We prefer couples only clubs but also do go to clubs on mixed nights. Such as last night we were in a club in the NE, mostly couples and we knew most of them from way back. But this club also lets in single men. No problem with the men as people, nice to talk to downstairs, not pushy etc. Just normal people. But this club does NOT have a "couples only room" consequently whenever we were either by ourselves or close to another couple, suddenly you would look up and see a man real close. Often he would ask "do you want any company". Well we did not and they were not pushy and either went away or just watched. But the feeling was that we were never going to be left alone!!
Perhaps the answer would be for clubs to have seperate areas, one for couples only, one for couples who are interested in singles. While the non-sexual areas should also be mixed.
John & Shel
We prefer couples only clubs but also do go to clubs on mixed nights. Such as last night we were in a club in the NE, mostly couples and we knew most of them from way back. But this club also lets in single men. No problem with the men as people, nice to talk to downstairs, not pushy etc. Just normal people. But this club does NOT have a "couples only room" consequently whenever we were either by ourselves or close to another couple, suddenly you would look up and see a man real close. Often he would ask "do you want any company". Well we did not and they were not pushy and either went away or just watched. But the feeling was that we were never going to be left alone!!
Perhaps the answer would be for clubs to have seperate areas, one for couples only, one for couples who are interested in singles. While the non-sexual areas should also be mixed.
John & Shel
Has anyone tried that new K Y jelly which has been advertised on telly? Called something like "warming K Y Jelly"?
We tried some "warming" cream a few years ago, did nothing for Shel, but some other girls said it was great. That was applied directly on the clit whereas we assume the KY is for "whole"
area application.
John & Shel
We tried some "warming" cream a few years ago, did nothing for Shel, but some other girls said it was great. That was applied directly on the clit whereas we assume the KY is for "whole"
area application.John & Shel
I think that JudyTV made a good point about you getting arrested / sued if you attack the scum. The police will always go for the easier target, which is you. Much too much bother to sort out the ones who know how to work the system.
But Judy also made a good point about the Council or housing ass. being part lible for known trouble makers. Could you find out if this family has had trouble with previous neiboughs? If so, as Judy said, why do you not threaten the Council with legal action for putting the scum next to you?
As regards the violent approach, if you do know of people who would assult the scum on your behalve, make sure the scum are assulted in an area away from you, by masked men who do not mention it is anything to do with you!!
John
But Judy also made a good point about the Council or housing ass. being part lible for known trouble makers. Could you find out if this family has had trouble with previous neiboughs? If so, as Judy said, why do you not threaten the Council with legal action for putting the scum next to you?
As regards the violent approach, if you do know of people who would assult the scum on your behalve, make sure the scum are assulted in an area away from you, by masked men who do not mention it is anything to do with you!!
John
Strangely enough there is a story about this very subject in todays "Mirror", allegedly you send a company 10 pounds and they will email you a "dare" for you or your partner to surprise each other with.
Sounds like easy money to me, how many dares do you need to comeup with? After all it unlikely your clients will be comparing notes!
John & Shel
Sounds like easy money to me, how many dares do you need to comeup with? After all it unlikely your clients will be comparing notes!
John & Shel
A friend from school days who I had lost touch with, last heard of he was working in London. He contacted me, turns out that he lived literally within 1 mile from me. Strangly enough I had lived in several NE towns over the last 20 years and unknowingly he had been living in the exact same towns at roughly same time as me. Spooky or what
John
John
Most clubs are usually free for single girls.
Actually when we went to Cupids regually a few years ago, we would see girls who worked at Casinos and nightclubs in town come into Cupids (at zero cost) have a sauna, then go home to get ready for work. Never saw them "playing", they just made use of the facilities.
John & Shel
Actually when we went to Cupids regually a few years ago, we would see girls who worked at Casinos and nightclubs in town come into Cupids (at zero cost) have a sauna, then go home to get ready for work. Never saw them "playing", they just made use of the facilities.
John & Shel
