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Geordiecpl2001
4 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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Hi Roxanne,
Sent you a PM, people say that on the forums so you know to look at your pm system.
John & Shel
Hi Roxanne,
There are a lot of genuine people from round the Newcastle area on this site, even some single females, you would not be short of people to talk to, go out with, stay in with, or if you want to go to a few of the parties in the area just let us know.
John & Shel
We would like to come along also, (we met you at Stockton in Dec, you got on very well with Shels boobs!!!)
John & Shel
Venus,
Luckily I have never been in the position of being a "client" of the JobCentre, but I know loads of people who have. Apprently best thing you can do when going to the JobCentre is take in a clipboard with a pad of paper on it.
First ask your JobCentre person their name. Write it down. Ask if they don't mind you taking notes, they will start to look worried at this point!! If they give a statement such as "I think your bad leg would allow you to be a deep-sea diver, have you applied for that job?", ask what qualifications they have to make that statement. If they qoute a rule ask them which paragraph, sub-paragraph, subsection, etc they are refering to. Make sure you write everything down.
Apparently they get undercover investigators checking on them, rather like mystery shoppers, by now they will be breaking out in a real sweat and you might find you are ushered out of the door real quick.
Best of luck with the interview, John
Hi
We are softswingers from Tyneside, but often venture to NW for clubs such as Liaisons, Partners and Cupids. We probably could make some of your meets.
PM us if you want more details.
John & Shel
There seems to be plans for a munch in Manchester in April and while it is not set in stone yet, looks like 9th may be the date of it. Therefore any Newcastle or Teeside munch possibly should avoid this date.
John & Shel
We have enjoyed reading tintedwindows advice and while Shel already can squirt big time on occasions, we are always ready to learn more.
Perhaps tintedwindows could set up a master-class in the subject for interested couples? Preferably in a waterproof enviroment!!!
John & Shel
Is the Cam not that rather lumpy bit of metal which makes the valves go up and down? I'm no expert but I think both Escorts and Astras have them!
John
I think the only way it could work would be if the women were Stepford Wives, which would be great from the mans point of view. (Or the womans if they were Stepford Husbands). But with real human beings? Think it would be very difficult!
John
We were last at Partners on a Sunday evening in the Summer, had a great time.
Has anyone been on a Sunday lately and could tell us how many couples get in?
We are most likely going this Sunday (19th) anyone else going to be there?
John & Shel lol
Hey Andy, your doing good!!
Have you not been having fun with our mutual friend?
John & Shel
PS sorry we did not get to the party Friday night, Shels womanly design fault!!
Well we were going to give a senstive caring response, but Andy beat us to it....so;
Please come round as soon as possible...Shel has her knickers off and is waiting for you........you smooth talking sex God!!
Could you tell us which club it was so it will be easy to find in the reviews?
thanks john & Shel
We both had a good laugh at the meet, as it was our first we did not know what to expect, so had made arrangements to be home a tea-time, guess we should stay later at the next one.
If Marcuso ever goes missing, we can help the police with their enquiries..... Shel still has his fingerprints on her tits!! But what a character he is!!
John & Shel
Good comments from the Liberation people.
The bit about banning mobile phones is a two edged sword however... Rightly ban mobiles from the play area, ESPECIALLY picture phones.....but we do need our bog standard mobile somewhere where we can be told if it is ringing, just in case of emergancies.. At a few clubs they will keep them behind the bar and find you if it rings.
John & Shel
We all agree that the NOTW and all who work on her are complete crap. Should we not be suggesting ways to STOP them and their ilk getting into swingers venues?
One thing about Cupids in Manchester is that as soon as people go in the men have to put a towel on and the women usually put on lingerie, not much chance of hiding a camera there. But what about other clubs where people stay in normal clothes?
Can't see customers submitting to being frisked on entry, so can anyone think of a way to detect the very small cameras that they use? Any cameras found should be inserted (without lub) where the sun don't shine!!
How about getting hold of the photos of ALL reporters who work for NOTW and putting them on this site?
John & Shel
Don't think the PPC would do anything, its all one big club isn't it?
Remember when we were in Denmark a few years ago, there was a story in the local paper that three local Councillors had been to a Brothel got pissed and kicked over plant stands and bins in the town centre on the way home.
In Denmark the headline was "Drunken Councillors trash town centre" In Britain it would have been "Local Councillors in Sex Orgie Shame"
Wish my Viking ancestors had bought the return ticket instead of the single!!
John & Shel
Isn't it strange that the citizens of this Country can be given a referendum about a highly complex issue such as the Single Currency (euro) or Local Assemblies, but our leaders will not allow a referendum on capital punishment, fox hunting, leagalising brothels, leagalising drugs and many other topics. (For the record, if asked we would be against, against, for , against).
Even the "referendum party" only wanted to know if we should pull out of Europe, no mention of having referndums on any thing else.
Why can't we be more like Switzerland where the people have many referendums.
Wonder what would happen if one of the smaller political parties made their manifesto in the next election "we will give the people a referendum for all matters which affect their lifestyle" such as the items above. Their slogan could be "we don't ask you to trust us, we will trust you"
John & Shel
I was pricing a calendar for another organisation and at Prontoprint, if you take in your artwork, made on Photoshop or something, its about £5 per copy if you get over 100 done. Obviously depends very much on the quantity.
john & Shel
Holland is a great country, wish we could move there, were last in Amsterdam about 5 weeks ago, went into one of the "coffee shops" asked the owner to roll a smooth, mild one for Shel that will make her randy!! Don't know what he put in it, but it worked a treat, she was rampant for two solid days. We were at fun4two next day so that worked out well.
Got to praise the Dutch Railways, so clean and efficient!!
It was our first time at fun4two, what a place, out of this world, never been anywhere so good. Will be going back next year for sure!!
John
If we are in Mcdonalds or BurgerKing or the like I always embarass our kids by trying to haggle the price of the food down with the assistant, never works but good fun.
John
In a bed in a Greek hotel while a Ricter (spelling?) 4 earthquake was happening. "I've started so I'll finish".............then "Did the earth move for you?"........It bloody did that time.
John & Shel
Hi all,
We are John & Shel from Newcastle, we have been looking into the Forums for the last couple of months to get the feel of the place, (would have liked to get a feel of some of the people, hopefully in due course LOL).
Encouraged by our good friend Lil_Bunny we have taken the plunge!!
So thats us, we hope to join in some with some of the great topics on here and once we get the hang of the tech bits, put on an ad with a photo etc.
Regards John & Shel
We are planning to go to fun4two for the first time Oct 24th, can anyone give advice about hotels nearby?
Johnn & Shel