She was feeling like shit, so she posted on an internet messageboard.
My opinion is that if you want to offer sympathy, go ahead. If you don't care about her problems, just ignore the thread - there are plenty of others to read. But don't start giving her more grief.
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GregLondon
Over 90 days ago
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Honestly, 99% of this stuff is common sense. People aren't alien (well, most aren't). If you're friendly, open and respectful, people will respond. If you're rude, cold, arrogant and aggressive, people will most likely not respond.
In my experience, if you're in a club or something, just be friendly and chat. I've sat chatting to people and looked round and seen 10 single guys sitting on their own, to shy to talk to people.
In my experience, if you're in a club or something, just be friendly and chat. I've sat chatting to people and looked round and seen 10 single guys sitting on their own, to shy to talk to people.
I generally think the ads could be a lot better. I'm grateful they're here and they're free, but there could be a lot more info in them, with proper profiles for likes/dislikes. The profiles on are great for that.
I also wish that people were encouraged to think properly before posting an ad. There are loads of ads in the wrong category, and I suspect a lot of men have posted ads while horny with their cock in their hand and haven't bothered to check spelling/grammar/syntax/anything, so you just get "Man iN NorTh Wset looking for sexxy girlks, am fit and horrny." which is a bit crap.
In praise of this place, the forums are excellent, and you can generally find out more about people from chatting here than from looking at the ads.
I also wish that people were encouraged to think properly before posting an ad. There are loads of ads in the wrong category, and I suspect a lot of men have posted ads while horny with their cock in their hand and haven't bothered to check spelling/grammar/syntax/anything, so you just get "Man iN NorTh Wset looking for sexxy girlks, am fit and horrny." which is a bit crap.
In praise of this place, the forums are excellent, and you can generally find out more about people from chatting here than from looking at the ads.
A similar list of Peter Kay's universal truths.
Universal truths - Peter Kay
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Universal truths - Peter Kay
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
No... I really didn't understand it. There seem to be words that almost form sentences. There are occasional verbs and nouns and if I squint they seem to be connected in some way, but I can't quite figure out how. I suppose you could try typing with more than one hand, but then you'd have to stop wanking.
Oh. And it's pompous.
Oh. And it's pompous.
Kazaa and the other file-sharing apps are useful, but tend to be quite unreliable.
Your best bet is installing bittorrent and then going to somewhere like empornium. You have to sign up but it's free. A massive archive of all kinds of porn films.
Of course, this is all illegal, so only download the flims if you already own the originals.
Your best bet is installing bittorrent and then going to somewhere like empornium. You have to sign up but it's free. A massive archive of all kinds of porn films.
Of course, this is all illegal, so only download the flims if you already own the originals.
Horny, the "you're all so tetchy and whiny" comment is exactly what pisses people off. It's a sweeping generalisation that manages to add nothing to the thread and simultaneously insult everyone who posts here.
There are a few snide comments, but as I said before, it tends to mainly be people flirting and taking the piss out of their friends. You're the kind of guy who walks into a party, sees that a couple of people are joking around and taking the piss out of each other, and shouts "you're all cunts" despite not knowing anyone. Hmmm...
So, you're genuine, are you? Ok. Fair enough... contribute to the board - tell us something, new, interesting, witty or creative about swinging and your sex life.
There are a few snide comments, but as I said before, it tends to mainly be people flirting and taking the piss out of their friends. You're the kind of guy who walks into a party, sees that a couple of people are joking around and taking the piss out of each other, and shouts "you're all cunts" despite not knowing anyone. Hmmm...
So, you're genuine, are you? Ok. Fair enough... contribute to the board - tell us something, new, interesting, witty or creative about swinging and your sex life.
The club is very discreet. The locals have no idea what it is. It's hidden away from the main street. It is a member's club so you can only get in by registering beforehand. The club has a doorman to prevent anyone else getting in, and uses friendly cab firms if people need a cab home.
There is never any trouble at all - people come there to have a good time and aren't interested in causing problems. The people who tend to cause problems in normal pubs or clubs are generally repressed people who aren't happy with their lives - people who go swinging tend to be very sorted and friendly.
That's from my own limited experience.
There is never any trouble at all - people come there to have a good time and aren't interested in causing problems. The people who tend to cause problems in normal pubs or clubs are generally repressed people who aren't happy with their lives - people who go swinging tend to be very sorted and friendly.
That's from my own limited experience.
If you re-read my post (you can read?) you will see that I did not call you a wanker. I said I had no idea if you were genuine or a wanker.
There are a few snide comments, but it tends to mostly be playful banter between people who know and like each other. It tends not to be people out-and-out insulting people they don't know, as you did with Vix. If you can't tell the difference between a playful joke and an insult, then you're probably not very socially skilled.
There are a few snide comments, but it tends to mostly be playful banter between people who know and like each other. It tends not to be people out-and-out insulting people they don't know, as you did with Vix. If you can't tell the difference between a playful joke and an insult, then you're probably not very socially skilled.
Horny, you have been here a while, and maybe you're genuine and maybe you're just a wanker. I don't know. But a lot of your posts are just "You look shit" or "Why should I care about your fucking life?"
Maybe you don't care what people think of you or maybe you actively want people to dislike you. I don't know. But people do dislike you. That's ok - there are far worse things in life than being unpopular.
I just think that it would be good if you contributed creatively to a thread, rather than making one-line snide responses that are littered with spelling errors.
Maybe you don't care what people think of you or maybe you actively want people to dislike you. I don't know. But people do dislike you. That's ok - there are far worse things in life than being unpopular.
I just think that it would be good if you contributed creatively to a thread, rather than making one-line snide responses that are littered with spelling errors.
I will look at all porn, regardless or race or creed. I think the most interesting aspect of porn is how artificial women now look. 30 years ago you'd see a picture of a naked woman. Now you see a picture of a naked woman with fake tits, shaved pussy and then photoshopped slimmer. There's hardly any vestige of reality left.
Well, I wandered down the road. The place was quiet... mostly middle-aged men. I was the youngest person there, I guess.
A strange couple... I ened up playing with her, but didn't do much for either of her. There's a strange disconnection sometimes.
Then a sexy couple entered. Her, brunette and svelte, in suspenders. Him, black and elegant. She didn't take to me, but I had a good chat to him. I flirted half-heartedly with her, but they seemed more interested in having a domestic than playing.
I smoked too much. I almost drunk too much.
I chatted to a bloke. We chatted about how fulfilling fantasies is better than just sitting around watching. There were a lot of watchers tonight. I was getting sucked off by a girl and a tranny, and some guys were just sitting there, dead-eyed, watching. I don't think I could do that.
A strange couple... I ened up playing with her, but didn't do much for either of her. There's a strange disconnection sometimes.
Then a sexy couple entered. Her, brunette and svelte, in suspenders. Him, black and elegant. She didn't take to me, but I had a good chat to him. I flirted half-heartedly with her, but they seemed more interested in having a domestic than playing.
I smoked too much. I almost drunk too much.
I chatted to a bloke. We chatted about how fulfilling fantasies is better than just sitting around watching. There were a lot of watchers tonight. I was getting sucked off by a girl and a tranny, and some guys were just sitting there, dead-eyed, watching. I don't think I could do that.
