Is it just me, or aren't you being a little optimistic trying to organise a gangbang without previously having confirmed that you have at least ONE fem who wants to attend...?!
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Gryphon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
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Yeah, I'm a Chinese fan too; crispy shredded beef is my mainstay but I really do like going for the more unusual things like squid with ginger and spring onions.
That said, I have to admit that I'm sitting here with beer and pizza cos I'm too darn lazy to do anything else tonight...!
Which reminds me - who hid the GFZ?!
G.
That said, I have to admit that I'm sitting here with beer and pizza cos I'm too darn lazy to do anything else tonight...!
Which reminds me - who hid the GFZ?!
G.
Quote by Lovecommando
I preferred The Water Margin too, Gilbert. For those who don't know much about it, it was a Japanese serial drama about a band of Chinese warrior outlaws fighting against a corupt goverment warlord. It had a great musical score I remember and was shown in the early 1980s. Why they don't repeat it I don't know as the characters were interesting and the action was good.
I do vaguely remember it but, to be honest mate, every time I go back to watch an old fav TV prog they always look so dated and I end up feeling all disillusioned.
It's very depressing. There are a few exceptions, but they tend to be the out-and-out all-time classics: Yes Minister and Blackadder spring to mind.G.
Garlic bread...?! You lot want bloody everything, you do! :twisted:
Oh all right then - but I want the nice cute young lady to deliver the pizzas this time :smitten: - I'm sick of seeing the pimply little bloke who usually brings them, always trying to nose his way in here...!
More wine anybody?
And when are we serving the Tiramisu?
Or the martinis...??!! OMG, it's been ages since I made proper BONE-dry Martinis!!
MrFC, kindly put Ice, lemons, Noilly Prat and decent Gin on the order as well will you? Ta!
Oh all right then - but I want the nice cute young lady to deliver the pizzas this time :smitten: - I'm sick of seeing the pimply little bloke who usually brings them, always trying to nose his way in here...!
More wine anybody?
And when are we serving the Tiramisu?
Or the martinis...??!! OMG, it's been ages since I made proper BONE-dry Martinis!!
MrFC, kindly put Ice, lemons, Noilly Prat and decent Gin on the order as well will you? Ta!
I know it sounds a bit twee, but I remember calling an ex of mine "sweetpea".
Awww. How cute. (!)
I also remember calling her "CuteButt" in the early days of our relationship (and later), especially as a greeting at the start of text messages.
I have a mate who keeps addressing his e-mails to me with "Oi, you useless goodfornothing twat" (Charming!) I have to keep reminding him that it's now "Dr. Oi you useless goodfornothing twat"
...and I'll remember Corrie's post next time someone calls me a Div! (you listening, Red...?! :wink: )
Awww. How cute. (!)
I also remember calling her "CuteButt" in the early days of our relationship (and later), especially as a greeting at the start of text messages.
I have a mate who keeps addressing his e-mails to me with "Oi, you useless goodfornothing twat" (Charming!) I have to keep reminding him that it's now "Dr. Oi you useless goodfornothing twat"
...and I'll remember Corrie's post next time someone calls me a Div! (you listening, Red...?! :wink: )
Greetings, All!! 
Nice to see things are moving in here tonight!
Now, who ordered the pizza - and where's the American Hot with the rocket side salad...? I have a very nice bottle of sparkling Shiraz that I'm keen to try - it came highly recommended by a friend of mine so pass your glass and I'll pop the cork!
G xx
Nice to see things are moving in here tonight!
Now, who ordered the pizza - and where's the American Hot with the rocket side salad...? I have a very nice bottle of sparkling Shiraz that I'm keen to try - it came highly recommended by a friend of mine so pass your glass and I'll pop the cork!
G xx
Dear All,
To the best of my knowledge, this "warning" is getting out of hand - it originated as a sick spoof e-mail in the US several years ago and has recently re-appeared in the UK.
For those of you who wish to have more accurate details, I believe that there are specific public comments about this subject on the official websites of both the Metropolitan Police and the London Ambulance Serviceas the first cases of the recent outbreak of this hoax specifically mentioned these organisations by name.
More recent postings and e-mails on this subject are simply copy-cat variations that have changed the location details given in the warning.
I hope this helps clarify the matter.
Cheers,
G.
To the best of my knowledge, this "warning" is getting out of hand - it originated as a sick spoof e-mail in the US several years ago and has recently re-appeared in the UK.
For those of you who wish to have more accurate details, I believe that there are specific public comments about this subject on the official websites of both the Metropolitan Police and the London Ambulance Serviceas the first cases of the recent outbreak of this hoax specifically mentioned these organisations by name.
More recent postings and e-mails on this subject are simply copy-cat variations that have changed the location details given in the warning.
I hope this helps clarify the matter.
Cheers,
G.
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what a question
never even thought about it ...not even gonna try measureing them
have better things to do with my life..............
Now, Red - and there was me thinking that that sentence was actually going to say that you had better things to do with your nipples...!
:P
G xx
>>> Cautiously peers in...
Greetings, All!
I've escaped the shark-infested waters!
(Thanks to Warwick, Easy, Mr FC and DaveJ for a roller-coaster of a hijacking!)
Mind if I join you? As promised before, I have Black Sheep (it's sitting right here beside me on the desk!) - all I want to know is have last week's Morris Dancers left yet?!
G xx
Greetings, All!
I've escaped the shark-infested waters!
(Thanks to Warwick, Easy, Mr FC and DaveJ for a roller-coaster of a hijacking!)
Mind if I join you? As promised before, I have Black Sheep (it's sitting right here beside me on the desk!) - all I want to know is have last week's Morris Dancers left yet?!
G xx
Re-lapse!
Hi! You'll be a newbie then...?!
I'm still a bit of a tenderfoot myself to be honest but that doesn't seem to have stopped me much...
Hang around - these guys are FUN people!
Welcome and enjoy!
...DON'T get trapped in the "Hijack" thread though - it's really not worth the risk!! :P
Hi! You'll be a newbie then...?!
I'm still a bit of a tenderfoot myself to be honest but that doesn't seem to have stopped me much...
Hang around - these guys are FUN people!
Welcome and enjoy!
...DON'T get trapped in the "Hijack" thread though - it's really not worth the risk!! :P
)Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!
Please, no! Can't I just have a parachute or something? I actually wasn't sure that there was anyone LEFT to fly the damn plane - I thought you'd all fecked off for a swanky meal and chance to view the dawn...?!
Isn't this the point where Bond kicks Warwick out of the cockpit and flies the plane in over the harem whilst muttering a throw-away one-liner?
Where's Easy when you need him...?
...oh, yeah - he's off burgling the FC's place!
Please, no! Can't I just have a parachute or something? I actually wasn't sure that there was anyone LEFT to fly the damn plane - I thought you'd all fecked off for a swanky meal and chance to view the dawn...?!
Isn't this the point where Bond kicks Warwick out of the cockpit and flies the plane in over the harem whilst muttering a throw-away one-liner?
Where's Easy when you need him...?
...oh, yeah - he's off burgling the FC's place!
You are ALL completely certifiable and should be sectioned immediately, if not sooner!!
- but thank you! Thank you all SO much: I've had a really CRAP :cry: day at work and I genuinely laughed out loud at the progress of this thread since my last post. I needed that so badly.
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Where was MY invite to the FECKIN' restaurant then?! Does this mean that I'm still trapped on the damn plane with one of the Warwicks?!
Cheers, All!
G xx
- but thank you! Thank you all SO much: I've had a really CRAP :cry: day at work and I genuinely laughed out loud at the progress of this thread since my last post. I needed that so badly.
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Where was MY invite to the FECKIN' restaurant then?! Does this mean that I'm still trapped on the damn plane with one of the Warwicks?!
Cheers, All!
G xx
