Can't we just bundle him into the thread below and add him to the hijack?!
We can tip him out somewhere over the Fjords...
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Gryphon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!
NO! Don't mention the bloody airbags for goodness sake - we only just escaped the return of Madame Airbags during the time that this thread was first hijacked....!
:scared:
Strewth, Calista - that was too bloody close! Please don't do that again!
...Look - there's a button here marked "Please do not press this button"...
NO! Don't mention the bloody airbags for goodness sake - we only just escaped the return of Madame Airbags during the time that this thread was first hijacked....!
:scared:
Strewth, Calista - that was too bloody close! Please don't do that again!
...Look - there's a button here marked "Please do not press this button"...
:grin: Who the fluck are you calling Marvin?! Hmmm?! HMMMMM?! 
Right - I'm off to the bloody cockpit - let's make this baby FLY again!! :P
Alex, Calista... like it or not you two are along for the ride this time! You came in here of your own free will (Fools! He he he...) and now there's no getting off! Neil is back in the galley struggling manfully with the luncheon (at least I think that's what he said... )
Fjords is it, eh?!
Right a brie and pastrami baguette to whoever spots Slartibartfast's signature first! :twisted:
Right - I'm off to the bloody cockpit - let's make this baby FLY again!! :P
Alex, Calista... like it or not you two are along for the ride this time! You came in here of your own free will (Fools! He he he...) and now there's no getting off! Neil is back in the galley struggling manfully with the luncheon (at least I think that's what he said... )
Fjords is it, eh?!
Right a brie and pastrami baguette to whoever spots Slartibartfast's signature first! :twisted:
Arthur Dent said:
So this is it then. We're all going to die.
I'll meet your paltry brie and pastrami baguette, sir, and raise you a cream puff and a choux bun. So there!
In the meantime, I shall take up the defensive stance called P'll-ch' aard Zon-tost. This gives an excellent balance over the back foot and allows the source of the T'oh-mah-T'oh to be used to full effect when dodging ham sandwich shurikens.
I must once again warn you of the possibility of English Muffin at the munch and ask you to be doubly vigilant. Davej Ladden is still out there somewhere and Warwick appears to be in stealth mode.
Easy hasn't even gone back to wearing black tie - that's when we know that things are afoot!
(and FFS don't even talk about "oversize buns" in here - you know how touchy some people can get!!!)
Hi, Magik!
Do you remember doing anything specific to it prior to the pain coming on? Fall? Twist? Recent road traffic accident or sports or work-related injury? Are you aware of the pain going anywhere else - like, say, down your arm?
Most likely it's muscular but there's always the possibility of a nerve root pinch. Things like wryneck or torticollis, where the muscles of the neck can go into spasm and pull the head right around to one side, would be unusual but not impossible - they're hard to miss though as they tend to make you look fixedly over one shoulder and you have to walk sideways to see where you're going!
Have you taken anything for it? The usual paracetamol and Ibuprofen (assuming you have no issues with allergy/hypersensitivity to druds like this!) can be fairly effective for soft tissue injuries if you take them at the recommended regular intervals. Try a nice deep relaxing hot bath - that sometimes works for me!
I do use deep heat for my own neck/shoulder muscles so I guess you could try it if you want. You should avoid your face and your bits for obvious reasons but other than that I don't recall any any particular reason why not (if in doubt, always read the leaflet!!
)
The bottom line, though, is get yourself an appointment and go see your GP.
G.
Do you remember doing anything specific to it prior to the pain coming on? Fall? Twist? Recent road traffic accident or sports or work-related injury? Are you aware of the pain going anywhere else - like, say, down your arm?
Most likely it's muscular but there's always the possibility of a nerve root pinch. Things like wryneck or torticollis, where the muscles of the neck can go into spasm and pull the head right around to one side, would be unusual but not impossible - they're hard to miss though as they tend to make you look fixedly over one shoulder and you have to walk sideways to see where you're going!
Have you taken anything for it? The usual paracetamol and Ibuprofen (assuming you have no issues with allergy/hypersensitivity to druds like this!) can be fairly effective for soft tissue injuries if you take them at the recommended regular intervals. Try a nice deep relaxing hot bath - that sometimes works for me!
I do use deep heat for my own neck/shoulder muscles so I guess you could try it if you want. You should avoid your face and your bits for obvious reasons but other than that I don't recall any any particular reason why not (if in doubt, always read the leaflet!!
)The bottom line, though, is get yourself an appointment and go see your GP.
G.
And there was me thinking that was going to be another fine piece of deep and meaningful LC prose. It started off alright mate but you just sort of lost it towards the end.
Actually, that sounds familiar enough given the topic under discussion...
Ho hum.
G xx
Crawls back under rock to hide again
Actually, that sounds familiar enough given the topic under discussion...
Ho hum.
G xx
Crawls back under rock to hide again
:doh: Sorry, Folks - just found this thread languishing at the bottom of the sea somewhere off Buenos Aires where one of the Warwicks had crash-landed it... 
It made me giggle SO much I just had to give it an almighty Uber-bump to see if I could make it float again - and, lo! - here it is!!!
Now that the evidence is here for all to see, I think it is time that someone was finally punished for the heinous hijacking of this poor defenceless thread!
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:jagsatwork: As an aside, having reviewed the above evidence, I would just like to make it absolutely plain that NO-ONE must be allowed anywhere near the Notts munch with ANY sort of bread roll, sharpened or not!! The potential consequences are just too ghastly to consider...
All baked goods should be confiscated upon entry. Even an apparently innocent English Muffin could turn out to be the work of Davej Ladden!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
It made me giggle SO much I just had to give it an almighty Uber-bump to see if I could make it float again - and, lo! - here it is!!!
Now that the evidence is here for all to see, I think it is time that someone was finally punished for the heinous hijacking of this poor defenceless thread!
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:jagsatwork: As an aside, having reviewed the above evidence, I would just like to make it absolutely plain that NO-ONE must be allowed anywhere near the Notts munch with ANY sort of bread roll, sharpened or not!! The potential consequences are just too ghastly to consider...
All baked goods should be confiscated upon entry. Even an apparently innocent English Muffin could turn out to be the work of Davej Ladden!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Or I may have a few bottles of a rather nice Bordeaux somewhere - any preferences?
Mrs FC - I can probably do you (ooooh-err!) a nice little lightly oaked chardonnay - but it WILL need a spot of chilling first. That or I'll start making cocktails - I haven't done that for ages and it's great fun; a very social occaision!! Just call me Tom Cruise, but blond, taller and without the nose... actually, no, sod that - just call me Gryphon!
Mrs FC - I can probably do you (ooooh-err!) a nice little lightly oaked chardonnay - but it WILL need a spot of chilling first. That or I'll start making cocktails - I haven't done that for ages and it's great fun; a very social occaision!! Just call me Tom Cruise, but blond, taller and without the nose... actually, no, sod that - just call me Gryphon!
Ask me nicely ( :twisted: ) next time and I'll bring in a CASE - the only thing that's more fun than drinking it is prising of the lid of that nice wooden crate with all the old French branding seared onto it's side... twelve luverly bottles all in a row!! 
Y'know, FECK it - I AM going downstairs to open a case!!
How many glasses shall I bring?!
G xx
Y'know, FECK it - I AM going downstairs to open a case!!
How many glasses shall I bring?!
G xx
A-ha!
So there IS somebody else hiding in here!! Hi Alex - good to see you too! I'm just off to find a corkscrew - would you like a big glass or a BIG glass?!
I fancy thick slices carved off the end of a big joint of roast beef, served with rich gravy and wholegrain mustard mash. Now why can't you get THAT sort of food delivered from a take-away?
Actually, that's making me bloody hungry...
...food is definitely called for!!
G xx
So there IS somebody else hiding in here!! Hi Alex - good to see you too! I'm just off to find a corkscrew - would you like a big glass or a BIG glass?!
I fancy thick slices carved off the end of a big joint of roast beef, served with rich gravy and wholegrain mustard mash. Now why can't you get THAT sort of food delivered from a take-away?
Actually, that's making me bloody hungry...
...food is definitely called for!!
G xx
What on earth is the GFZ doing languishing at the bottom of the page on a Sunday afternoon?! How could you all be so CARELESS?! Tut tut!
Well, the sun is now well and truly over the yard-arm so crack 'em open!
Brekkie may be finished and lunch is probably done too (but then I got up late - didn't get in 'til nearly 5 this morning! - 'twas a good party!) but who's cooking dinner?! I fancy something posh tonight. Claret anybody...?
G xx
Well, the sun is now well and truly over the yard-arm so crack 'em open!
Brekkie may be finished and lunch is probably done too (but then I got up late - didn't get in 'til nearly 5 this morning! - 'twas a good party!) but who's cooking dinner?! I fancy something posh tonight. Claret anybody...?
G xx
Greg has a point - society's very warped view of what is supposed to be the ideal body shape has a lot to answer for!! The female ideal has changed SO much in the last few decades to something absurdly at variance with the shape women actually are. The fashion industry has caused such a lot of unnecessary heartache! It's crazy and should bloody well be stamped out!
I can't think of any girlfirend I've known who hasn't worried about at least one aspect of her size or shape - and they were all truly amazing, beautiful women! Convincing them that I really, genuinely DID think that was next to bloody impossible!
Mrs TnH, you are undoubtedly a beautiful woman with a beautiful body! 
hwoar:
and if asked, YES, I would!!
G xx
The female ideal has changed SO much in the last few decades to something absurdly at variance with the shape women actually are. The fashion industry has caused such a lot of unnecessary heartache! It's crazy and should bloody well be stamped out! I can't think of any girlfirend I've known who hasn't worried about at least one aspect of her size or shape - and they were all truly amazing, beautiful women! Convincing them that I really, genuinely DID think that was next to bloody impossible!
Mrs TnH, you are undoubtedly a beautiful woman with a beautiful body!
hwoar: and if asked, YES, I would!!
G xx
Sorry, gang - I know this is bumping an older thread, but I must have missed this earlier in the week and it was just too tempting NOT to have a go!
I'm came in with a relatively respectable (depending on which way you look at it...) score of 500 !! :twisted:
...which, to be honest, quite surprised me - I really didn't think it would be that high!! :eeek:
Cool!
I'm came in with a relatively respectable (depending on which way you look at it...) score of 500 !! :twisted:
...which, to be honest, quite surprised me - I really didn't think it would be that high!! :eeek:
Cool!
