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1 Oct 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
I now find myself skim reading porn movies to decide if I should keep em or not... sometimes I feel like the Barry Norman of smut. The problem with file sharing porno's is you have no real idea what you are getting until you view it as the name don't match the content... plus most of it is cheasy american porn which gets borring and samey after a few hours.
Still this is nothing to compare with a pic collection built up from years of surfing porn websites.... I seem to be a coleptomaniac.... 15gigs of pictures takes a long time to review... it works out at more than 72000 images... gave up clasifying it into genre a long time ago.

Sounds to me like you shoild have a regular column here and keep us all up to speed with what's out there. That or run a library of the stuff!!
Or maybe both?!
"...and now on SH, it's PORN '04 with English Chris...!" :twisted:

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1 Oct 2004

:scared:
:shock: :eeek:
blast

:spit:

:cheers: :rascal: :smitten:
worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
:haha:
(I THINK that just about covers it...)

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25 Sep 2004

Aw, Fruity...
:love: :smitten: :love: :smitten: :love: :smitten: :love: :smitten: :love:
:lol2: rotflmao

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25 Sep 2004

Good point...

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25 Sep 2004

And the problem with that would be...?
blast

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25 Sep 2004

Tease!
:P

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25 Sep 2004

Fruity,
No worries babe. What we really want to know, however, is HOW ACCURATE is it?!
The only one that might concern me is the middle one. You're either:
badly in need of a shower :uhoh: :jagsatwork:
or
you have nice perfume and... :twisted: :smitten: :rascal:
I'll let you decide that one and get back to us, shall I?
passionkiss

G xx

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25 Sep 2004

And after all that waiting (and moaning!) Fruity, it turns out that:
You see yourself as strong and independant smile

Others see her as aromatic and damp :shock:
and you like sex to be wet and soft :P
Worth the wait, wasn't it?!
G xx

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25 Sep 2004

I wrote:

Hmmm. Playing absolutely by the rules; here they are without spending a lot of time thinking about them...
Animal: Cat - lithe, deadly
Plant: Fir - tall, shadowed
Beverage: Espresso - rich, sensual
I have no doubt that there'll be a piss take at the end of this - but there you go, those are the first things that came into my head.

Fascinating (!) So, according to Riff Raff, I project myself as lithe and deadly, others see me as tall and shadowed and I like my sex to be rich and sensuous...!!
Fuck me, he's good (!). :twisted: :mrgreen: :haha:

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25 Sep 2004

I really don't know why we're all so excited about this; let's face it - we all know that a blanket "You lot are just plain NUTS" will pretty much cover it for everybody here!! biggrin

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25 Sep 2004

Thanks, I hope to (!)
Actually, I can't stay out late and play tonight ( rolleyes

) cos I have places to go early tomorrow morning - but it'll still be good to put some faces to the usernames and have a convivial ale or two... wink

Have you noticed? - we appear to have monopolised this thread as our own private chat room! cool

G xx

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25 Sep 2004

I heard ya the first time (!) rolleyes

Not as interesting as other places you might look though...
I need to think about getting ready... I have to have a shower and get shaved and everything - and that's before I even begin to think about what to wear for this evening!
lol

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25 Sep 2004

Yeah, that was pretty much what I had in mind...!!
:twisted: cool

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25 Sep 2004

Never mind, Fruity - come and see me and we'll take your mind off the waiting, babe.
G xx
wink

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25 Sep 2004

Aw, shucks (!) Thanks, hon! wink

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25 Sep 2004

Fair enough. I'll just shut up now, shall I?!
confused

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25 Sep 2004

Now, now, Fruity...!
There are a couple of points here:
(1) Psychoanalysing this lot is a task of Herculean proportions - give the guy a chance!! biggrin

(2) Never trust a shrink - the delay is all part of the test, just to see how you respond
....and I think we can safely say that you are clearly
IMPATIENT and one of those who obviously requires instant gratification!! :twisted:
G xx

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24 Sep 2004

Hmmm. Playing absolutely by the rules; here they are without spending a lot of time thinking about them...
Animal: Cat - lithe, deadly
Plant: Fir - tall, shadowed
Beverage: Espresso - rich, sensual
I have no doubt that there'll be a piss take at the end of this - but there you go, those are the first things that came into my head.

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24 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
I'd offer a hug but Lou has oiled me up and I might slide out of your hands!!!! :shock:

There's nothing like a challenge...!
lol

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24 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Ohhhh I was 8 in 1984 seems like millions of years ago!

Yeah, but you're younger than me - and you still look good (the bits of you that I can see anyway... :P )
So, should we all get our twangers out and play with our balls while we sing the plucking song??!! lol

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24 Sep 2004

Aw, dammit guys - I go downstairs for a drink and when I come back you're all playing sodding oiled-up naked twister WITHOUT me!! :cry:
I bluddy well hope somebody's taking the baby oil and the Twister to the flipin' munch tomorrow!! :twisted:

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24 Sep 2004

I haven't opened the link yet, but that wouldn't be the one where we all have to "play with our twangers" would it?! That one really is priceless! :mrgreen: :haha:

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24 Sep 2004

Aw, dammit - I could hear the feckin' song but I couldn't put a name to it or the group!
Arse.

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24 Sep 2004

This may be a Freudian indicator that I'm starting to get desperate, but I mis-read the thread subject as "Name that SNOG" (!)
I need to get out more... confused

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