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HJ
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · West Midlands

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Two hints when forwarding Jokes and funnies :
Firsly, take the time to edit out all the names of the people who got it before you - ( this also enhances the pleasure of the people you send it to, as they don't have to wade through 5 pages of names before they get to the joke)
Secondly, rather than putting your recipients names into the "To" box, use the "BCC" box -- that way, only your name and the individual on the list who opens it have their names displayed and not the names of the 40 other people you sent it on to ( makes it look more "personal" too)
About the same as you Bj -- I'm usually driving and so I'm not drinking !!
I'd better get my name on the list too before it gets packed out !!
For my friend try2, who always includes this song at his socials ----

Yes of course its the birdy song !!!!
When I first started on here it took me about 2 weeks of spending an hour or two each day in the chatrooms (mainly my local "mids" room) before I was confident enough to actually chip in and do more chatting than just hello's and goodbyes. In that time you get to know a few people and soon you get the confidence and the acceptance to do more.
The overall result is that you grow a social circle and make new friends to the extent that when you attend socials or meet people for the first time you already have a pretty good idea what they are like and vice versa.
There is some evidence that suggests that dogs can smell some of the "unusual" chemical compounds given off by cancers and give early warning of something wrong, although an awful lot of research still needs to be done.
If thats true, then its quite possible that some of those compounds attracted the insect life which was attacking your mums legs.
I disagree -- I think its fine where it is - sorry you don't get my vote
Damn glad to be able to say "Get well soon" rather than condolences
I didn't do badly today, but I have a blank spot when it comes to the birth names of American rap artists lol
What immediately sprang to mind for me was The part of "monty Python - the meaning of life" where Mr Creosote the grossly obese "Gourmet" has one too many bites to eat and dramatically explodes !!!! ( Don't watch the clip if you are of a tender disposition)
Mine works OK with both together -- the Red Flasher and the external notification.
Happy Birthday Tins - Have a really good one
Beware also that although "winks" will usually light the red flasher, they do NOT trigger the external e-mail system to alert you.
Yep -- its a world away from dropping a stink bomb in assembly lol
I'd say peanut was fairly right on this one, but for a definition perhaps something like " the conscious manifestation of all the subconcious signals such as body language, etc that our mind recognises as being either good or bad - usually about another person" -- hope that helps.
Yeah you get a bit paranoid lol -- but the hotel staff aren't much interested really as long as you pay your bill. The bigger the hotel the better really though -- and places like travelodge and premier who sell by the room, not the number of people are ones I've used myself.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
........: I'd like to try the creams you can shower off but they all say not for use on genital areas.
Has anyone found a brand that I CAN use safely on sensitive areas?

I did try one on my bits and for the first two times it was great and didn't start to grow back for days .. but on about the 3rd occasion I had a very unpleasant reaction (with blisters) so I stopped using it.
It's on the tip of my tongue. Was she a shepherdess??Did she have a little lamb ?
I would just like to say thank you again to all the people who have sent me good wishes, both in the forum and the chat rooms.
Just to say "thank you very much" to all my lovely friends for posting here
He he - not belated yet -- I've still got 6 hours 45 mins to go lol
There is a petition -- you can find it here -- for whatever good it will do. At least Number 10 will know that there are a good number of people who disagree with their actions
Its Roxie's birthday tomorrow so:
Happy Birthday Roxie
Sometimes life passes by so fast

And sometimes its just nice to relax in the countryside

Whichever you do, have a great birthday