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HJ
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · West Midlands
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Orgasminator
A good proportion of the people who advertise will be "free" members who have no way of replying to your mail. There is no easy way to determine whether the person you are mailing has premium membership or not, so its easiest to assume that you will NOT get a reply unless the person has stated in advert or profile that they WILL reply. There are many other factors too, but they have all been covered in other threads.
Orgasminator
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done... Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me see that bloody map again."
Orgasminator
Try (its free)
it allows you to choose from many sources and output them as if they were from your webcam, including stills and videos. It works fine on the chatrooms here and also allows you to output your webcam to several destinations at the same time -- eg chatroom and messenger at the same time. Just remember to disable the manycam logo cos admin don't like it ...
it allows you to choose from many sources and output them as if they were from your webcam, including stills and videos. It works fine on the chatrooms here and also allows you to output your webcam to several destinations at the same time -- eg chatroom and messenger at the same time. Just remember to disable the manycam logo cos admin don't like it ...
Orgasminator
Yes venus -- I had to look it up to remind myself -- probably easier if you put it into a context such as:
The cold wind affected the crops and the effect was to kill off all the corn
My personal thing is to sometimes mis-read things written on van, hoardings etc as I drive along - for instance I always misread "Shopfitters" as "Shoplifters"
( And women, of course -- I almost always misread them !!!)
The cold wind affected the crops and the effect was to kill off all the corn
My personal thing is to sometimes mis-read things written on van, hoardings etc as I drive along - for instance I always misread "Shopfitters" as "Shoplifters"
( And women, of course -- I almost always misread them !!!)
Orgasminator
Non paying members can send 2 winks a day, but they can't chat, send e-mails or post in the forums, although they can read forums (as can anyone else without having to log in). They can also receive mail sent to them although it is censored by the site software to remove e-mail addresses and phone numbers etc. I do respond to winks as its the only way of those members to make contact - its then up to us to indicate whether we are interested, and to try to persuade them to part with a little cash so that they can mail properly and exchange details.
Orgasminator
The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette. - Anonymous
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now. . . Robin Williams
Kinky is when you use duck feathers in making love. Perverted is when you use the whole duck....Lewis Grizzard
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – anon
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now. . . Robin Williams
Kinky is when you use duck feathers in making love. Perverted is when you use the whole duck....Lewis Grizzard
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – anon
Orgasminator
Well so far:
Closest meet -- about 500 yards
Furthest meet -- about 75 miles ( which was for a pre-meet coffee and didn't actually develop)
Furthest meet planned - 200 miles ( with someone I've met before when they were "local" )
Living in the midlands with a good motorway network I'd usually say around 90 minutes travelling -- which means around 80 miles north-south or around 50 miles east-west
Closest meet -- about 500 yards
Furthest meet -- about 75 miles ( which was for a pre-meet coffee and didn't actually develop)
Furthest meet planned - 200 miles ( with someone I've met before when they were "local" )
Living in the midlands with a good motorway network I'd usually say around 90 minutes travelling -- which means around 80 miles north-south or around 50 miles east-west
Orgasminator
Quote by anais
I found it hard to get dental dams from my local chemist... couldnt believe it!:? ......................
What lasts longer than Love.........
Herpes!!
xanaisx
I resurrected this thread because I came across an ad for the oral dams Anais mentioned - both latex and non-latex :-
Orgasminator
Its not an issue for me personally -- all of my friends, my immediate family ( though not my youngest daughter) and my ex are aware that I swing. I'm retired so I don't worry about employers, and both my parents died a few years ago so I'm not worried about causing embarassment to others. However I am aware that swinging is not well regarded in certain areas and I personally know of two people who have been dismissed from their jobs when their employers learnt of their activities outside of the workplace.
Orgasminator
Quote by anais
.but what still amaze me on this site is the members who are banned,i dont think its right that their pictures are still displayed on their profiles
They can log in and delete them...
No I don't think so -- if you are banned you can't log into anything but the support ticket area so you can't delete adverts, photos or profile info.
