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ive got a video showing a getting his nob cut clean off...
Do you mind..! I'm trying to eat my Thornton's best Belgium Truffles here..!
Most people have do with copies of Spiderman 2 on their shelves...
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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77
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Quote by Wife2shag
We had an email from someone offering the view. Did Heather get that message - he said he e-mailed you.
How about still photographs? Or is there a complete ban on photography?
Yeah, Wife2shag...
I only just picked up on his email. I've written back to see if something can be set up... so watch this space! I shall contact everyone interested should this be a serious offer...
If it DOES go ahead, things like photography are ion essence down to the party host and those attending... You can always ask folks I suppose but I won't be allowing any photos of me. No offence, but I don't know you, do I?
Hxx
Dommo...
Thanks for your kind offer. These days, I prefer NOT to play in Croydon. Since Hosty has shown me the relaxed, tranquil delights of his native Kent coast... laying on his bonnet being shagged senseless to the rhythm of the waves rolling in from the Channel, under the clear twinkling moonlight cliffs... well, the roar of the M25 doesn't have the same appeal.
Why don't you come down to Kent instead?
Hxx
Thanks for your kind offer. These days, I prefer NOT to play in Croydon. Since Hosty has shown me the relaxed, tranquil delights of his native Kent coast... laying on his bonnet being shagged senseless to the rhythm of the waves rolling in from the Channel, under the clear twinkling moonlight cliffs... well, the roar of the M25 doesn't have the same appeal.
Why don't you come down to Kent instead?
Hxx
Hosty!! :shock: 
Why not announce a free for all..??? :shock: :shock: Hang on! You just did!
For those that are interested, Host Towers is on the East Kent coast. And we cannot accomodate overnight visitors so it'll have to be a day time event to allow you lovely chaps to get home.
Wife2shag, I'm not nearly so greedy as to keep a dozen chaps to myself so as far as I'm concerned, I'll glady share... :twisted: But no filming I'm afraid.
Well, protest as I might... which will only be a token protest (for the sake of appearances you understand)... it seems Hosty is yet again offering me to all comers. :twisted:
Best you contact him, then....
Why not announce a free for all..??? :shock: :shock: Hang on! You just did!
For those that are interested, Host Towers is on the East Kent coast. And we cannot accomodate overnight visitors so it'll have to be a day time event to allow you lovely chaps to get home.
Wife2shag, I'm not nearly so greedy as to keep a dozen chaps to myself so as far as I'm concerned, I'll glady share... :twisted: But no filming I'm afraid.
Well, protest as I might... which will only be a token protest (for the sake of appearances you understand)... it seems Hosty is yet again offering me to all comers. :twisted:
Best you contact him, then....
Well, I've heard from Chimpo and he doesn't get back to the site until the weekend.
Fellas, there's never any shortage of chaps interested in things like gangbangs and bukkake. The problem will ALWAYS be the venue!
Solve that one, and I'm your girl... So... anyone got any ideas? 
Meantime, lets see what Chimpo comes up with.
Stay tooned.
Fellas, there's never any shortage of chaps interested in things like gangbangs and bukkake. The problem will ALWAYS be the venue!
Solve that one, and I'm your girl...
So... anyone got any ideas? Meantime, lets see what Chimpo comes up with.
Stay tooned.
Sorry, Chimpo...
Some of my PMs got lost in the ether of a very intense bit of Modding, however...
If you, or anyone else can provide a venue - and I will be bringing a 'chaperone' for the sake of safety - AND it doesn't clash with my other commitments, then....
YES!!!
I shall gladly be your target. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some of my PMs got lost in the ether of a very intense bit of Modding, however...
If you, or anyone else can provide a venue - and I will be bringing a 'chaperone' for the sake of safety - AND it doesn't clash with my other commitments, then....
YES!!!
I shall gladly be your target. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Kent Host and I were at the last said Motel Munch as well...
I gather the staff were told it was a fortieth birthday party.
We did hear one very upset, and dare I say 'tiddly', couple arguing outside our room late in the night. It was very obvious what the topic of their row was.
Hand on heart, if I'd been running that Motel I'd have been in two minds about another one as well...
I gather the staff were told it was a fortieth birthday party.
We did hear one very upset, and dare I say 'tiddly', couple arguing outside our room late in the night. It was very obvious what the topic of their row was.
Hand on heart, if I'd been running that Motel I'd have been in two minds about another one as well...
CG26M
Why should we hide? Well, it depends on how your freedoms weigh up against your privacy, doesn't it?
I seem to recall you and I have been the victims, of one form or another, of people who are less than discrete. So would you like to stand tall and proud and become Swinging's avenging angel and put the vanilla's to rights and state our case?
Personally, I'd much rather have a quiet shag and let the numptys try to shut above my howls of sexual ecstacy...
Why should we hide? Well, it depends on how your freedoms weigh up against your privacy, doesn't it?
I seem to recall you and I have been the victims, of one form or another, of people who are less than discrete. So would you like to stand tall and proud and become Swinging's avenging angel and put the vanilla's to rights and state our case?
Personally, I'd much rather have a quiet shag and let the numptys try to shut above my howls of sexual ecstacy...
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Care to come done this way and I'll rub your angst ridden torso down with some baby oil..?
Do i also get the offer of the baby oil as well Heather?
I thought that was a given, Tonguey. :D
Here's a senario for you...
WBB and Me on a plastic mat with a bottle of Johnson's best botty glosser... How long would it be before you pounced? (Hosty would last all of seconds! :twisted: )
There honestly is no point...
I have tried most of the others and can promise you you will eventually land back here anyway.
Don't be so silly as to flash your credit card at anyone. This game is rife with folks trying to earn a buck from swinging - why do you think Mark set up the site in the first place? Because he was sick of getting exploited.
I have tried most of the others and can promise you you will eventually land back here anyway.
Don't be so silly as to flash your credit card at anyone. This game is rife with folks trying to earn a buck from swinging - why do you think Mark set up the site in the first place? Because he was sick of getting exploited.
I can testify for Tonguey being genuine! 
But Neil, what you have to consider is that people do have different degrees of swinging.
Some (like good ol' Tonguey and myself) go the whole banana. Some just like 'soft swinging' - wanking, kissing... that sort of thing. Some just want to watch and some only like to flirt with the idea. (Like our Easy among others).
Any and all angles are valid, and the title of 'Swinger' has such a lose interpretation anyway. The one thing one should not do is push oneself into a situation one is not happy with for the sake of wishing to appear one of the lads... Did I just sound like the Queen then?
But Neil... this sounds like something of a intellectual malaise you are going through. Care to come done this way and I'll rub your angst ridden torso down with some baby oil..?
But Neil, what you have to consider is that people do have different degrees of swinging.
Some (like good ol' Tonguey and myself) go the whole banana. Some just like 'soft swinging' - wanking, kissing... that sort of thing. Some just want to watch and some only like to flirt with the idea. (Like our Easy among others).
Any and all angles are valid, and the title of 'Swinger' has such a lose interpretation anyway. The one thing one should not do is push oneself into a situation one is not happy with for the sake of wishing to appear one of the lads... Did I just sound like the Queen then?
But Neil... this sounds like something of a intellectual malaise you are going through. Care to come done this way and I'll rub your angst ridden torso down with some baby oil..?
Quote by dambuster
May I ask Ladies, is it common the first place you lose weight is from your breasts? (Mmmmmm - brrrrrreaststssts) sorry
Yes.
In caveman days, women's breasts went up and down in weight according to how much food was around. Because we were constantly up the duff, it was vital to have a flexible storage area to feed the next generation with. In times of famine, the breasts slim down first to protect fat stores in more sensitive areas like the major organs in the abdomen.
So the fill up last, and they empty last...
Bra Measuring Technique for Men:
Take a tape measure (not the retractable mental variety!) and measure around the rib cage UNDERNEATH the bust. If you arrive at an even number - say 34 inches - ad a further 4. If the number is odd, ad 5. (35 + 5 = 40).
To get the cup size, now measure around the fullest part of the bust. If there is no difference, the cup is AA. If there is a difference of up to 2 inches, that's an A cup. Ad another 2 inches and you have a B cup... and so on.
I am 42C and a size 20 dress.
This means the female of the couple that wrote to me must have a rib cage measuring 30 inches.
GREAT BIG STEAMING HAIRY BOL-- LOCKS!!
I thank you!
Hxx
Take a tape measure (not the retractable mental variety!) and measure around the rib cage UNDERNEATH the bust. If you arrive at an even number - say 34 inches - ad a further 4. If the number is odd, ad 5. (35 + 5 = 40).
To get the cup size, now measure around the fullest part of the bust. If there is no difference, the cup is AA. If there is a difference of up to 2 inches, that's an A cup. Ad another 2 inches and you have a B cup... and so on.
I am 42C and a size 20 dress.
This means the female of the couple that wrote to me must have a rib cage measuring 30 inches.
GREAT BIG STEAMING HAIRY BOL-- LOCKS!!
I thank you!
Hxx
Hiya Bluethunder!
Aha! The AGE GAP is a wonderful thing! It leads to all sorts of twists and turns and power play.
Not that I've been out with an older woman, you understand.
To date, all of my boy friends have been older than me, and sometimes the gap has been substantial. When I was your age, I was seeing guys in their mid to late forties. I have no interest at all in men my own age, and younger guys actually turn me off! I can't explain why, just as most folks can't pin down exactly what they found attractive in their partners.
My current partner can get a little defensive about his age at times, (there's 17 years between us) and I think it's something that a lot of older partners show - they almost apologise for the gap. I find this strange behaviour. I can honestly say I only notice his age when he points it out.
I suppose my vision is different from everyone elses?
Hxx
Aha! The AGE GAP is a wonderful thing! It leads to all sorts of twists and turns and power play.
Not that I've been out with an older woman, you understand.
To date, all of my boy friends have been older than me, and sometimes the gap has been substantial. When I was your age, I was seeing guys in their mid to late forties. I have no interest at all in men my own age, and younger guys actually turn me off! I can't explain why, just as most folks can't pin down exactly what they found attractive in their partners.
My current partner can get a little defensive about his age at times, (there's 17 years between us) and I think it's something that a lot of older partners show - they almost apologise for the gap. I find this strange behaviour. I can honestly say I only notice his age when he points it out.
I suppose my vision is different from everyone elses?
Hxx
