For sexyknees... a rather well hung, rather enthusiastic young man... 
... or so I'm told! 
A an even bigger snoggero for Hosty, who did his best to keep me in check :twisted: :twisted:
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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77
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To answer all queries...
No, I didn't realise it's the day of the NW munch, but we're so far south I doubt that it will effect this event to any great extent.
I'm hoping we can muster up on or two more ladies (now's the time to make your interests known, gals!
), but if I'm the only girl - so be it! :twisted:
I shall be posting more formal announcement early next week...
Hxx
No, I didn't realise it's the day of the NW munch, but we're so far south I doubt that it will effect this event to any great extent.
I'm hoping we can muster up on or two more ladies (now's the time to make your interests known, gals!
), but if I'm the only girl - so be it! :twisted: I shall be posting more formal announcement early next week...
Hxx
Good, God! :shock: :shock:
I came over all funny, then... I thought someone had nicked my nick!
Where'd you did this thread up from? It's like waking up, trotting off to the dunny for the morning constitutional and being faced down by last night's 'evacuation' staring you right between the eyes!
Next time someone resurrects one of my old threads, will they please have the humanity to warn me..!!!
That's put me right off my breakfast....
I came over all funny, then... I thought someone had nicked my nick!
Where'd you did this thread up from? It's like waking up, trotting off to the dunny for the morning constitutional and being faced down by last night's 'evacuation' staring you right between the eyes!
Next time someone resurrects one of my old threads, will they please have the humanity to warn me..!!!
That's put me right off my breakfast....
We have a date!
21st August, the venue is near Redhill...
I shall contact folks you have already expressed an interest, but I'm looking for some gallant person to act as 'coordinator' with the generous guy offering the venue and also pass out information about times and directions. So PM me if you can spare the time to make this baby fly...
Ideally, I'd like one or two more ladies and around 12-15 guys.
Over to you!
Hxx
21st August, the venue is near Redhill...
I shall contact folks you have already expressed an interest, but I'm looking for some gallant person to act as 'coordinator' with the generous guy offering the venue and also pass out information about times and directions. So PM me if you can spare the time to make this baby fly...
Ideally, I'd like one or two more ladies and around 12-15 guys.
Over to you!
Hxx
I've been a bit lax and having gotten around to calling the guy offering the venue, but I will try to call tonight. I'm hoping to get something going in the next couple of weeks. Once I have a date, I shall PM interested parties with details.
And Kent is nowhere near Belfast but if you want to look it up, it's that bit after London but before France.
Hxx
And Kent is nowhere near Belfast but if you want to look it up, it's that bit after London but before France.
Hxx
ops: You know, I suffer from that one as well!
Your man is shagging you to three weeks before Easter - is stands to reason that certain biological processes are going to be 'disturbed'! So do you let it 'go' and have a tremendous orgasm or do you hold it on and fake one?
I've never solved that one satisfactorily.
I promise! :twisted:Correct, Ice baby!
Swinging Heaven is not some government institution - it's Mark's lab rat.
:lol:
Actually, there are rules about pornography and being over 18 and such but I'm buggered if I can remember which law it relates to...
All you need to know is that Mark says 18 so 18 it is!
Even I can chill with that.... :D
Swinging Heaven is not some government institution - it's Mark's lab rat.
:lol: Actually, there are rules about pornography and being over 18 and such but I'm buggered if I can remember which law it relates to...
All you need to know is that Mark says 18 so 18 it is!
Even I can chill with that.... :D
Sadly, they didn't leave an address for a reply, however if they HAD, it would have been something alone the lines of this:
"Dear Sir,
We thank you for your interest in our ads section. We were as amazed and stunned as you were to discover this ad. Who would have thought you could find a bloke dressed as a women in the Fetish section? In the Good Old days it would have been simple... we'd have merely recommended this fellow to Her Majesty's Government for a spell as Foriegn Attache to the Consulor in Rangoon, followed by a Knighthood for services to the International Relations and advances in Lingerie design.
On this occasion, and in these days we have instead decided to go for a pint with the lady instead leaving you with soft muslin cloth to wipe the egg from your face."
"Dear Sir,
We thank you for your interest in our ads section. We were as amazed and stunned as you were to discover this ad. Who would have thought you could find a bloke dressed as a women in the Fetish section? In the Good Old days it would have been simple... we'd have merely recommended this fellow to Her Majesty's Government for a spell as Foriegn Attache to the Consulor in Rangoon, followed by a Knighthood for services to the International Relations and advances in Lingerie design.
On this occasion, and in these days we have instead decided to go for a pint with the lady instead leaving you with soft muslin cloth to wipe the egg from your face."
Spotted in the SH complaints box...
Advert in question.... "KAY, a sexy T.V. wishes to meet couples for mutual fun and naughtiness..."
Compliant...? "We suspect this advertiser is male.."
Well, fuck me! You don't say!
You need a license to carry a fishing rod, but they'll let any dim fucker use the S.H. ads system...
Advert in question.... "KAY, a sexy T.V. wishes to meet couples for mutual fun and naughtiness..."
Compliant...? "We suspect this advertiser is male.."
Well, fuck me! You don't say!
You need a license to carry a fishing rod, but they'll let any dim fucker use the S.H. ads system...
I am sorry to hear that, but are you SURE you didn't make a mistake? It could have been an oridinary couple out for a quiet bit of how's your father... they could have simply moved off for a bit of privacy.
In future, try to get a mobile number... if you want confirmation you're dealing with the right car before you step outside, send a txt message...
Hxx
In future, try to get a mobile number... if you want confirmation you're dealing with the right car before you step outside, send a txt message...
Hxx
Maybe the way I use the site has changed of late, but I've noticed an increase in the trend of males (especially young males) who treat swinging and swingers as an alternative to the usual method of finding a sexual partner.
It's almost like swingers have become a 'short cut' to an easy shag.
I suppose it all boils down to definition, and also to the kinds of pursuits you are interested in. For instance, in my activities there is often a place for casual single males at a gangbang or whilst dogging... but I make it clear time and time again that I'm happily spoken for and do not want 1-2-1 meetings with single males, yet they KEEP on asking me for a meet.
So how we do teach the guys (and admittedly a few single gals) that swinging is about friendship just as much as it is about sex?
It's almost like swingers have become a 'short cut' to an easy shag.
I suppose it all boils down to definition, and also to the kinds of pursuits you are interested in. For instance, in my activities there is often a place for casual single males at a gangbang or whilst dogging... but I make it clear time and time again that I'm happily spoken for and do not want 1-2-1 meetings with single males, yet they KEEP on asking me for a meet.
So how we do teach the guys (and admittedly a few single gals) that swinging is about friendship just as much as it is about sex?
Nearlythere... I only judge people by their actions.
Your profile says you joined on 26th June - less than a month ago. This is only your 4th post... so can you really say you've invested time in getting to know people?
I'm sorry, but I've seen so many people post in this manner... We're a community here and it takes time to fit into any community.
Does this qoute inspire women to contact you? Does it promise an eventful and enjoyable meet? What does it tell women about what YOU may be offering them?
Not desparate sounding? Do you class Bi men as a lesser alternative?
As I said, I judge people by their actions... perhaps you'd like to rethink your approach?
Hxx
Your profile says you joined on 26th June - less than a month ago. This is only your 4th post... so can you really say you've invested time in getting to know people?
I'm sorry, but I've seen so many people post in this manner... We're a community here and it takes time to fit into any community.
I want my arse fucking asap and I'm available late tomorrow evening and daytime next week.
Does this qoute inspire women to contact you? Does it promise an eventful and enjoyable meet? What does it tell women about what YOU may be offering them?
I want my arse fucked and there seems to be either no women with a strap on around, or I have to wait. So a bloke or cross dresser it is
Not desparate sounding? Do you class Bi men as a lesser alternative?
As I said, I judge people by their actions... perhaps you'd like to rethink your approach?
Hxx
Big Hug from Hosty and Me to you both...
And the best way to deal with Bailiffs is do what I do... offer them 'payment in kind'! :twisted: I once worked off half the council tax that way. :smug: (this is a joke to the comedically challenged!)
And I've just discovered Lidls do this fantastic white chocolate for 75 p and their 14p for two litres Diet cola is actually drinkable!
Hope Mars is back to work soon... Have you tried claiming sickness benefit for him? I believe you can do it through the Internet now...
Hxx
And the best way to deal with Bailiffs is do what I do... offer them 'payment in kind'! :twisted: I once worked off half the council tax that way. :smug: (this is a joke to the comedically challenged!)
And I've just discovered Lidls do this fantastic white chocolate for 75 p and their 14p for two litres Diet cola is actually drinkable!
Hope Mars is back to work soon... Have you tried claiming sickness benefit for him? I believe you can do it through the Internet now...
Hxx
