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15 Jul 2004

I am currently researching into becoming a Clown... I'm serious! I've always wanted to chuck custard pies around and not get carted off by the fuzz.
Does anyone know of a good and cheap source of balloons - the sort you make into animal shapes? I've been told that it's step one in Clown training...
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15 Jul 2004

There is always a Golden Era and it is always 25 years ago!
NTNON was crap, in my view... I much prefered The Goodies!!

15 Jul 2004

Damsel
It would help considerably if you told folks a little about yourself... like where are you, are you male, female or a couple.. just the basics. Your profile says nothing. Get my drift?
Hxx

15 Jul 2004

Very well, then! :twisted:
Let it never be said that Heather isn't a game bird... I hereby volunteer myself as target for this here spectacular event! biggrin

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I am free on Sunday during the day and will travel within a reasonable distance from Croydon.
Over to you guys... wink

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14 Jul 2004

Yeah... odd world we live in! :shock:
I do think, though, that there's a confusion between 'non-consentual' sex (or as Easy correctly puts it) and being forced or coerced by a regular partner. Having a good old fashioned bodice ripper as a lover is a wonderful thing! Physical damage resulting from is just plain sick.
Hxx

14 Jul 2004

I see your still trying...? wink

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Best of luck, Skid! biggrin

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Would it help if I volunteer for target practice? dunno

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Hxx

14 Jul 2004

Personally, I think these guys are faking.... rolleyes

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When I get going, there's no way I can control myself... you should see the amount of laundry my fella has at the end of a weekend visit! :twisted:
But it does have to be said that His Lordship often claims to be able to control the flow... obviously i'm doing something wrong. confused

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11 Jul 2004

I can vouch for Jane being genuine and a really good laugh! :twisted:

10 Jul 2004

Congratulations on the shag, Venus. wink

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I know exactly how you feel, pet.
Hosty has a preference for purple basques.... wonder how he developed that? rolleyes

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9 Jul 2004

What's going on...? dunno

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And PLEASE don't answer that onlist! mad

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But Outdoorfun excells at giving me surprises and I've a feeling something is afoot? :shock: :shock:

8 Jul 2004

Oh my Giddy Aunt...! :crazy:
Lemme have my say.
A) Of all the guys I've met through SH, Steve is a one of the few men of honour we have around here and he's acting selflessly by suggesting this. Big round of applause, please!
B) Anyone who thinks women don't need heaps of help in approaching each other clearly haven't talked to a bi female properly. Blokes just tremble and change the subject if they aren't interested in an approach from the same sex. Women, on the other hand, are vipers! It's like approaching a praying mantis - will she lunge at my tits or slap me or storm off crying... redface

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C) No one is stopping anyone arranging a meeting of single blokes.... or couples... or for that matter. But if you want to get precious about the word 'munch', here's the most accurate definition of the true and orginal meaning "A casual meeting in neutral surroundings for Doms and subs to pair up with each other with a view to future play..." As you can see, the swinging community has well and truly nicked this one.
I'm off for a shag...
Hxx

8 Jul 2004

Quote by outdoorfun
naughtykentcple & lovebug - you have pm's

Has anyone else got this premonition I'm gonna be spread over a bonnet somewhere...? dunno

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8 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
ooooooh i just LOVE open days!
will we be having morris dancers, and people giving out free samples of things?????

Busty, you are more precious than a Virgin from Essex!

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8 Jul 2004

Well said, Plums wink

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Sophie... have a hug passionkiss

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8 Jul 2004

Sophie, petal...
I was in the chat room when this happened. I offer to talk to you via the pvt message service but I guess you didn't see me. I'm not a chat room op, but nonetheless I was there and I listened.... so don't say that no one is authority at SH responded, pet. smile

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I did say at the time that nothing that happens in a chat room is anything to be concerned about. Certainly nothing worth shedding tears over. I also said that nothing compells you to talk to anyone you don't want to. And vice versa. If there are folks that you don't get on with, walk away...
To gain and protect the moral high ground, rise above it...
Big hugz
Hxx

8 Jul 2004

I get plenty of quick shags in car parks, thanks! :twisted:
But each to their own... personally, i think the only sad thing is staying with someone you hate because society and guilt say you should. Casual and anonymous sex enhances my relationship. When I've been had every which way but lose over the bonnet of a car, I have a yen to get inside my guy's trousers and claim him all over again... :twisted: :twisted:

6 Jul 2004

You have a Pm wink

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6 Jul 2004

I used to visit the Beta room...
Once I found this solitary bloke. He was very polite - didn't ask for a shag or nothing! He told me he was trying to order his weekly delivery from Sainsburys and got trapped in a web ring... he asked me how to escape and whether I had any chilled chicken satay.
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Hxx

5 Jul 2004

Blinding ad, Venus.... be prepared to be swomped! :twisted: If you need any Moddy type help, gizz shout...
And it was lovely meeting you both, too... sorry if I was a little quiet. I'm just a shy little wall flower. redface

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Well, that and the fact Hosty makes it hard to get a word in edgeways! lol

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Heatherxxx (of the Heather and Terry variety.)

2 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
heather for prime minister

Oh, thank you very much! wink

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And my first decree is that income tax be cut to 5 percent and the threshold be raised to Â£75K... and that all children under 12 be given D.V.D.s of the St. Trinians series... and that all male government ministers be compulsarily made to shop at Asdas at on a Friday night.
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2 Jul 2004

Oh... there are SO many! rolleyes

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"Seen your pics and you make me as horny as hell. Do you swallow?"
"8 inches, thick, uncut cock. Rapid repeater and heavy cummer. Any use?"
"In Croydon this afternoon. Fancy meeting for a fuck?"
And, of course it goes without saying they ALL start with... "I've just joined this site..."
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1 Jul 2004

Well, it weren't me, govna! :twisted:
Honestly... those stupid tabloid agony aunts just make me sick... How can they foist their own morals on anyone else?
If Mrs. 'My Hubby is a Swinger' wasn't so wrapped in compelling her man to be something he's not meant to be, she might start thinking about how best to entice him to not need the lure of sex.
Too many Mrs. Average's have forgotten how to be a whore in bed... wink

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by outdoorfun
Heather seems to have left a lot of basques and stuff here from time to time - maybe the host should read something into that...............................
The Kent Host

If you didn't distract me with promises of choccie bickies if I'm a good girl, perhaps I'd remember to check your bathroom before I leave... redface

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by outdoorfun
And fascinating to find oneself dicussed - Heather, Hun: always surprised here......

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He's caught me talking about him again! surprised

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30 Jun 2004

Yeah... it's a bummer, innit! rolleyes

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They get so fired up, they can't lose all control of their functions! I've lost count of the ones that go off bang at the slightest bit of provocation.
Chick... you have me have the same kind of thinking, I reckon. I found one that asks ME if it's okay for him to cum.. My Hosty can keep going for 2 and a half hours at last count.
Erm... We never did hear back from Omar, did we...? dunno

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30 Jun 2004

I'm that excited.... :happy: :happy: ... I could jump up and down! :bounce: :bounce:

30 Jun 2004

It that case, it's not a Fetish night as such. More of a fancy dress thing.. so I really wouldn't worry about what to wear. If you're the only bods in the place is street clothes, you still won't be breaking any rules.
Best of luck with it anyway...
Hxx

30 Jun 2004

Shucks!

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That's about 15 mins on the trains for me... but I'm 4 years too old! evil

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Guess I'll have to find a nice juicy cock to suck who appreciates technique perfected over years of experience :roll:
But why do they always explode over my face the second I run the tip of my tongue along their shaft..? confused

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I still need more practice I suppose.... dunno

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Best of luck, Omar! Hope you find a girliepops to your likeing...
Hxx

30 Jun 2004

Mal...
Lovely post! If you weren't so nice, I'd shag ya... lol

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And here's to the next 2000... :cheers:
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Hxx

29 Jun 2004

Congrat, Keefa! :twisted:
Start off with the guidelines listed in the Dogging section at the left of your screen.
Hxx