Just to chuck in the obvious offical line.... If anyone has any proof of where these spams are coming from, di bla, di bla, di bla...
Ice, I can see your email address! But that's 'cos I got the magic buttons! :smug:
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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77
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Quote by Ice Pie
What was so funny was that everyone else knew... she was staring straight ahead but everyone else could see the angle of his half-submerged arm and knew where the business end of it was
Ice... You could have told me I was being touched up!
This is the second time you've done this to me... Remember at the Croydon munch that none of you blokes had the decency to tell me I was flashing my stocking tops!?
Bad boy... I can see you going across my knee!
Well, there are occasional SH outtings to Rios. You just have to look out for them in Lets Meet Up.
I tried to organise one a few months ago but found on other girls wanted to come with me. Perhaps now a few of us girls have tried it, some more might be willing to dip their toes...?
Stokey... that was one of the nicest massages I've had for a long time. We must do it again!
Hxx
I tried to organise one a few months ago but found on other girls wanted to come with me. Perhaps now a few of us girls have tried it, some more might be willing to dip their toes...?
Stokey... that was one of the nicest massages I've had for a long time. We must do it again!
Hxx
Given the recent influx of such postings, I'm seriously considering starting a 'Cherry busting programme'.
This benevolent and wholey selfless enterprise will consist of me
and other willing female volunteers (Busty...? Dreamer Helen...? Bluexxx...? :D :D :D )
We will assemble such devices as deemed appropriate ( Strap-ons, KY Jelly, Hand Cuffs, Rubber Chickens and blind folds) and do them in a sort conveyor belt situation.
Sound like a plan...? :D :D :D
This benevolent and wholey selfless enterprise will consist of me
and other willing female volunteers (Busty...? Dreamer Helen...? Bluexxx...? :D :D :D )We will assemble such devices as deemed appropriate ( Strap-ons, KY Jelly, Hand Cuffs, Rubber Chickens and blind folds) and do them in a sort conveyor belt situation.
Sound like a plan...? :D :D :D
Well, I finally managed to get to Rios this arvo which has fulfilled a long held ambition... and I also managed another milestone in the fact I got to see Ice Pie's knees! :twisted:
My thanks go to Dreamer Helen and Misschief for inviting me along... great fun, guys, and we must do it again.
BUT.... the bloody door dragon wouldn't let me wear my nice flowery knickers - brand new and still waiting for a decent christening.
The odd thing about the Jacuzzi was I seriously didn't realise I was being fooled around with until it was VERY obvious... all those warm bubbles and the hot temperature all served to confuse me.
ops: I finally twigged when I got my clit gripped rather firmly and it wasn't me doing the gripping. :shock: :shock:
If you haven't been, I thoroughly recommend it as a way to while away an otherwise dreary wet afternoon.
Hxx
My thanks go to Dreamer Helen and Misschief for inviting me along... great fun, guys, and we must do it again.
BUT.... the bloody door dragon wouldn't let me wear my nice flowery knickers - brand new and still waiting for a decent christening.
The odd thing about the Jacuzzi was I seriously didn't realise I was being fooled around with until it was VERY obvious... all those warm bubbles and the hot temperature all served to confuse me.
ops: I finally twigged when I got my clit gripped rather firmly and it wasn't me doing the gripping. :shock: :shock: If you haven't been, I thoroughly recommend it as a way to while away an otherwise dreary wet afternoon.
Hxx
Ooh!
Some powerful words and thoughts...
I have to say, whether it be mordid curiousity, or the urge to find the truth or know what my reactions would be, I did finally go off to find said footage and found it within three clicks. I watched it twice - once without sound and once with, and at least I now feel qualified to comment.
It seems almost unique to Britain that we shy away from areas like this. I have a German friend who is quite used to his News articles being laced with vivid scenes of death. So is it that we are more cosetted or have batter taste? That's a matter for thought.
But one thing watching the Bickley video made me feel is that we should be allowed to see these things if we choose. If we can't, we could well end up like the Americans - in an economic protected vacuum completely unaware of the world order or our place within it. I have never seen so much hatred directed at something 'big' as the whole Western ethos as I saw in that video. It really was very, very chilling...
And if anyone else is thinking of following my lead, be prepared - it's staged, very sudden and you WILL have trouble coming to terms with what you see.
Heather
Some powerful words and thoughts...
I have to say, whether it be mordid curiousity, or the urge to find the truth or know what my reactions would be, I did finally go off to find said footage and found it within three clicks. I watched it twice - once without sound and once with, and at least I now feel qualified to comment.
It seems almost unique to Britain that we shy away from areas like this. I have a German friend who is quite used to his News articles being laced with vivid scenes of death. So is it that we are more cosetted or have batter taste? That's a matter for thought.
But one thing watching the Bickley video made me feel is that we should be allowed to see these things if we choose. If we can't, we could well end up like the Americans - in an economic protected vacuum completely unaware of the world order or our place within it. I have never seen so much hatred directed at something 'big' as the whole Western ethos as I saw in that video. It really was very, very chilling...
And if anyone else is thinking of following my lead, be prepared - it's staged, very sudden and you WILL have trouble coming to terms with what you see.
Heather
Every now and again one of these takes off and becomes a whole new life form... and I love it!
Er...
He wanted someone to shag his girlfriend, didn't he?
Sorry... got the wring tackle and Manchester is too far to go for a fuck anyway.
But at least we've established who can fart, who can't, and who had better duck from Jags' handbag.
Hxx
Er...
He wanted someone to shag his girlfriend, didn't he?
Sorry... got the wring tackle and Manchester is too far to go for a fuck anyway.
But at least we've established who can fart, who can't, and who had better duck from Jags' handbag.
Hxx
Black Dalek is all seeing and all knowing and Keeper of the Codes...
Or...
He's this bloke called Mark who wrote, owns and runs Swinging Heaven with the helps of us his trusty Heavenly Helpers.
And Jags will certainly offer to snog you if we can find a way of linking your toy to the photo ads section.
Hxx
Or...
He's this bloke called Mark who wrote, owns and runs Swinging Heaven with the helps of us his trusty Heavenly Helpers.
And Jags will certainly offer to snog you if we can find a way of linking your toy to the photo ads section.
Hxx
Now, now, children...!
Yes, Jags is female... and she's got more commonsense, patience and wit than I have. I'm sure that all the Mods will agree she devotes more time to this little friendly fiasco we call Swinging Heaven than anyone else. Evere wondered why it runs so smoothly...? Well, it's mostly due to Jags... She's also got a f***ing lethal temper.
:lol:
As for your morals... I've no need to ad my two penneth as all our readers have already formed their opinions.
Heather (Another Moderator.
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Yes, Jags is female... and she's got more commonsense, patience and wit than I have. I'm sure that all the Mods will agree she devotes more time to this little friendly fiasco we call Swinging Heaven than anyone else. Evere wondered why it runs so smoothly...? Well, it's mostly due to Jags... She's also got a f***ing lethal temper.
:lol: As for your morals... I've no need to ad my two penneth as all our readers have already formed their opinions.
Heather (Another Moderator.
) Enough!
Take a look over your past posts...
One minute you're 33, the next 30... and your 'girlfriend' has gone from being size 16 to 20 to 22 and her chest has gone from 36e to 38dd to god knows what! Here you say she's 19 but a few weeks back she was 21.
FFS!!
This is all in your head, isn't it...?
Take a look over your past posts...
One minute you're 33, the next 30... and your 'girlfriend' has gone from being size 16 to 20 to 22 and her chest has gone from 36e to 38dd to god knows what! Here you say she's 19 but a few weeks back she was 21.
FFS!!
This is all in your head, isn't it...?
After spending most of this week phone nursing Terry through the dreaded 'Man Flu', I have been abandoned while he goes off on a retreat with some old school pals and they do 'Manly' things like... like.... well, I dunno.
What am I going to do, chaps? My last 10 weekends have been occupied and suddenly I've got two days of nothingness...
HELP!!!!
What am I going to do, chaps? My last 10 weekends have been occupied and suddenly I've got two days of nothingness...
HELP!!!!
We have all become so used to modern media and the way is sanitises acts of war and barbarism. It does us good every now and again to remind ourselves exactly what has happened - leave the why behind for a while.
Violent and sudden death isn't like a movie - it's fucking horrible! It's messy, smelly and never graceful.
I've no particular wish to see this footage and won't be going to look for it. But we should seriously consider making its viewing compulsory for anyone who thinks they want to run this planet - they just might take a chill pill before they act next time.
Heather
Violent and sudden death isn't like a movie - it's fucking horrible! It's messy, smelly and never graceful.
I've no particular wish to see this footage and won't be going to look for it. But we should seriously consider making its viewing compulsory for anyone who thinks they want to run this planet - they just might take a chill pill before they act next time.
Heather
