Is that one that comes with it's own Guidance system?
I had an ex I lovingly referred to as 'Bernie the Bolt'.... you remember? Up a bit... down a bit... across a bit....
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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77
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Telephone interview...? :?
What sort of job is this, then...? :uhoh:
I wouldn't get too excited until they offer to see you face to face.
Just relax and go with the flow... The worst that can happen is that you don't get any further. They can't shoot you for failing to talk to a faceless HR chick or dude in the correct tone.
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:? What sort of job is this, then...? :uhoh:
I wouldn't get too excited until they offer to see you face to face.
Just relax and go with the flow... The worst that can happen is that you don't get any further. They can't shoot you for failing to talk to a faceless HR chick or dude in the correct tone.
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for 'bump'Hiya, Monkee! 
I think you'll find Dogging has been going a lot longer than that... When I was a wee thing, Mummy would never let me go to certain parts of the local park because of the 'Dirty Old Men' that would lurk in the bushes. And that was in the 60s and 70s.... and some will tell you Dogging goes back further than that - possibly to the 40s and 50s.
We just packaged it into a nice, respectable name and made it an honest passtime.
I think you'll find Dogging has been going a lot longer than that... When I was a wee thing, Mummy would never let me go to certain parts of the local park because of the 'Dirty Old Men' that would lurk in the bushes. And that was in the 60s and 70s.... and some will tell you Dogging goes back further than that - possibly to the 40s and 50s.
We just packaged it into a nice, respectable name and made it an honest passtime.
Ice... you really must be bored, OR after a change of thread theme...? 
My five most recent things I've done only once are as follows...
1) Said sorry to my ex-husband.
2) Had my thumb x-rayed.
3) Found my stash of Jelly Babies - previously confiscated by Terry.
4) Visited a Ramsgate Estate agent
5) Banned a photo ads user for stealing my own pictures.
My five most recent things I've done only once are as follows...
1) Said sorry to my ex-husband.
2) Had my thumb x-rayed.
3) Found my stash of Jelly Babies - previously confiscated by Terry.
4) Visited a Ramsgate Estate agent
5) Banned a photo ads user for stealing my own pictures.
Ah.... now I see!
I've solved that one by being ill a lot myself...
Terry's had one cold since we've been together. I emailed him a JPEG of a mug of chicken soup and he was okay the next day....
A previous partner did manage to be off sick for three months with 'stress'... The Doc measured my blood pressure and it was higher then his, let alone my partner's! I didn't get time off of cooking, cleaning and nappy changing, though...
I've solved that one by being ill a lot myself...
Terry's had one cold since we've been together. I emailed him a JPEG of a mug of chicken soup and he was okay the next day....
A previous partner did manage to be off sick for three months with 'stress'... The Doc measured my blood pressure and it was higher then his, let alone my partner's! I didn't get time off of cooking, cleaning and nappy changing, though...
Hence, I haven't had any from Terry as he's never done anything that needs apologising for.... yet!I can't quite understand the philosophy at work here... but I respect you right to chose it.
If it were me, friendship transcends petty squabbles and dented pride as it's the one true thing that separates us from savages. And when it's good, it's worth hanging onto... Some of my pals have saved my life and my sanity when I wake in a sweat at 3am, you know.
Your pal, (ex pal), must be going frantic with worry and have all kinds of shit going on in her head. Logical thought goes out the window and all she needs is a hug. She knew how you felt but she's desparate...
Up to you...
Hxx
If it were me, friendship transcends petty squabbles and dented pride as it's the one true thing that separates us from savages. And when it's good, it's worth hanging onto... Some of my pals have saved my life and my sanity when I wake in a sweat at 3am, you know.
Your pal, (ex pal), must be going frantic with worry and have all kinds of shit going on in her head. Logical thought goes out the window and all she needs is a hug. She knew how you felt but she's desparate...
Up to you...
Hxx
Can I just add this...
We have absolutely no idea when this happens, but we know it does when people complain. There is NO WAY we allow our site to be used like this and offenders are given the full monty of buttons at our disposal. But we really do need you lot to TELL US or we don't know exactly who is doing it.
When in doubt, always report it...
Hxx
We have absolutely no idea when this happens, but we know it does when people complain. There is NO WAY we allow our site to be used like this and offenders are given the full monty of buttons at our disposal. But we really do need you lot to TELL US or we don't know exactly who is doing it.
When in doubt, always report it...
Hxx
Tescos also told me that their economy pot noodle doesn't taste like dog shit...
Sorry, JQL... I know I'm probably being cynical, but I cannot for the life of me see why someone would spend time developing a system like that unless they get something back. Nor do I see the point of using it when a pint down the local with my pal would glean more fun.
Like I say, I'm just a grumpy old fart...
Sorry, JQL... I know I'm probably being cynical, but I cannot for the life of me see why someone would spend time developing a system like that unless they get something back. Nor do I see the point of using it when a pint down the local with my pal would glean more fun.
Like I say, I'm just a grumpy old fart...
Mal... I reckong he played you and Blue like a fiddle.
These advertising types are not so dim as you think they are. By placing an ad he knew would attract scorn, he's gone for the sympathy fuck and succeeded.
We have much to learn from Mr. Marriedmanwhateveritis... :smug:
Now if I take the piss out of you for the next few days, what are the odds on me getting you getting a Tuesday shag?
These advertising types are not so dim as you think they are. By placing an ad he knew would attract scorn, he's gone for the sympathy fuck and succeeded.
We have much to learn from Mr. Marriedmanwhateveritis... :smug:
Now if I take the piss out of you for the next few days, what are the odds on me getting you getting a Tuesday shag?
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Unbelievable !
There I go and fix my lady up with a full-on gb for the weekend and she can't even wait 72 hours but is off asking a bunch of geezers less than half may age where they are located.
Oi !
Ekky bloody thump !
Much more of this and I'll be feeling a bit miffed.
Aw..! Hosty, don't feel sore!
I'll get you a pair of roller skates and you can give me a Gangbang all on your own! :twisted:
My youngest went to her first ever concert last night - she's 14. It was at the Apolo Hammersmith and the band was McFly.
Bless her heart... her and her big sister (19) waited until nearly midnight outside the stage door in the pouring rain hoping their idols would come out to sign autographs. In the end, there were FOUR girls left...
Her main hearthrob, a bloke named Dougie, poked his nose out and looked like he was going to come to talk to her... but his manager grabbed him and shoved him back inside.
I just wanted to say that the management and staff of the Apollo AND McFly are mean not to have done something for these kids. Given the awful weather, they could have at least arranged somewhere dry for them to wait... OR, they could have at least made sure the kids got there longed for autographs.
Contrast this with my experience of a similar nature with Frank Bruno... aged 6, my eldest was nuts about him in the aftermath of the "H.P. Sauce" campaign.... HE sent for the official photographer to take pics of him hugging my eldest, and we came away with armfuls of Bruno merchandise.
There seems to be a lack of class these days...
Bless her heart... her and her big sister (19) waited until nearly midnight outside the stage door in the pouring rain hoping their idols would come out to sign autographs. In the end, there were FOUR girls left...
Her main hearthrob, a bloke named Dougie, poked his nose out and looked like he was going to come to talk to her... but his manager grabbed him and shoved him back inside.
I just wanted to say that the management and staff of the Apollo AND McFly are mean not to have done something for these kids. Given the awful weather, they could have at least arranged somewhere dry for them to wait... OR, they could have at least made sure the kids got there longed for autographs.
Contrast this with my experience of a similar nature with Frank Bruno... aged 6, my eldest was nuts about him in the aftermath of the "H.P. Sauce" campaign.... HE sent for the official photographer to take pics of him hugging my eldest, and we came away with armfuls of Bruno merchandise.
There seems to be a lack of class these days...
It's always best to clarify things BEFORE to rock up for the jollies. Imagine unzipping and she turns around and says "We won't be using condoms, of course..."
Here's a tip to save embarrasment (again, knicked blatantly from the Fetish community)..
Create a checklist of things you are totally against and would not do, things you might be willing to try but haven't yet done, and things you have tried and liked. Send it to her and ask her to go through the list and do her OWN version and send it back for comparison. That way you can walk straight into your scene and know everybodies boundaries...
Have fun
Hxx
Here's a tip to save embarrasment (again, knicked blatantly from the Fetish community)..
Create a checklist of things you are totally against and would not do, things you might be willing to try but haven't yet done, and things you have tried and liked. Send it to her and ask her to go through the list and do her OWN version and send it back for comparison. That way you can walk straight into your scene and know everybodies boundaries...
Have fun
Hxx
Marmalaid...
Some girls are always making mistakes. You see like such a nice, genuine fella and I really feel for you. She, as I said, is obviously not ready for you but that really does make it HER loss and not yours...
It does seem that the nicer a partner you are, and the more effort you put into a relationship, you will often come across potential 'mates' who are unsuitable.
Recently, someone close to me told me of a fling he had with a similar sounding girl. "She had a broken wing" he said. He was madly in love with her but all efforts to win her as a life partner came to nothing and my pal ended up feeling used. The only way forward from this kind of position is to realise these kinds of partners - the ones that come with 'baggage' of this nature - cannot cope with an easy life and besoted partner.
One day, in a few years, both these ladies will be tucked away nicely in respectable semis with their Stockbroker or Solicitor hubbies and they'll be planting Marigolds and cleaning the church brasses every other Thursday... and they'll be thankful that they never have to 'feel' anything again...
Deep thoughts for the day.
Some girls are always making mistakes. You see like such a nice, genuine fella and I really feel for you. She, as I said, is obviously not ready for you but that really does make it HER loss and not yours...
It does seem that the nicer a partner you are, and the more effort you put into a relationship, you will often come across potential 'mates' who are unsuitable.
Recently, someone close to me told me of a fling he had with a similar sounding girl. "She had a broken wing" he said. He was madly in love with her but all efforts to win her as a life partner came to nothing and my pal ended up feeling used. The only way forward from this kind of position is to realise these kinds of partners - the ones that come with 'baggage' of this nature - cannot cope with an easy life and besoted partner.
One day, in a few years, both these ladies will be tucked away nicely in respectable semis with their Stockbroker or Solicitor hubbies and they'll be planting Marigolds and cleaning the church brasses every other Thursday... and they'll be thankful that they never have to 'feel' anything again...
Deep thoughts for the day.
Well, Hogman...
Not wishing to stoke this up, but what happened to the age of flirting...???
Your original post is of the kind that makes the female readership run for the hills, and then leaves the guys complaining about the lack of totty. So you feel a need to 'empty your balls'..? So do the rest of the male populous, mate!
Half the pleasure of a successful shag is the journey to it...or am I just getting cynical in my old age?
And calling someone who spends a lot of time and effort - for nothing! - into helping other users have a great time a 'tin pot Hitler' is NOT going to portray a relaxed and fun personality. And we girls do so like to have fun!
Best of luck with it, but a little thought into the female psyche will go a long way...
Hxx
Not wishing to stoke this up, but what happened to the age of flirting...???
Your original post is of the kind that makes the female readership run for the hills, and then leaves the guys complaining about the lack of totty. So you feel a need to 'empty your balls'..? So do the rest of the male populous, mate!
Half the pleasure of a successful shag is the journey to it...or am I just getting cynical in my old age?
And calling someone who spends a lot of time and effort - for nothing! - into helping other users have a great time a 'tin pot Hitler' is NOT going to portray a relaxed and fun personality. And we girls do so like to have fun!
Best of luck with it, but a little thought into the female psyche will go a long way...
Hxx
Marmalaid...
I'm really sorry for you. I know it must hurt - even after only a month.
But she was obviously not ready for a new relationship, and financially it seems she was right up the Swannie - which never helps a girl feel independant enough to make choices.
Here's a to a better future for you, pet...
Hxx
I'm really sorry for you. I know it must hurt - even after only a month.
But she was obviously not ready for a new relationship, and financially it seems she was right up the Swannie - which never helps a girl feel independant enough to make choices.
Here's a to a better future for you, pet...
Hxx
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At the risk of Hi-Jacking my own Thread and turning into yet another of those North/South things......
Do they have servants up there???
Dxxx
Of course we have servants up here - as well as flat caps, whippets and coal in't' bath. Why do you think your unemployment rates are so low down there? Your unemployed are now up here, serving in the great halls of Oswaldtwistle, Mytholmroyd and Cleckheaton to name but a few. It is difficult to get quality staff these days however. Many have ideas above their station and insist on Sunday afternoons off as well as Boxing Day.
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... and I bet you all have Black Pudding and Eccles Cakes for breakfast..?