You lot are like my Mum - big and snuggly and always have a pair of M&S knickers boiling of the stove...
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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77
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I've woken up in some strange places...
When I was a teenager, I woke up in this big house in Esher in bed with two middle aged Arab businessmen. They gave me lots of Earl Grey tea and sent me home in a Chauffeur driven Bentley. Couldn't remember a single thing about the night before.. Never saw them again.
When I was a teenager, I woke up in this big house in Esher in bed with two middle aged Arab businessmen. They gave me lots of Earl Grey tea and sent me home in a Chauffeur driven Bentley. Couldn't remember a single thing about the night before.. Never saw them again.
I need your help, guys...
I've not been well for the best part of a week. Not going into too many details, but I've got Gallstones and feel like I've been quietly drifting away like the romantic heroine in a 1940s B&W movie...
I'd a tad better today, but still tender and face a few more days of generally drinking lots of boiled water, etc... Now to my problem.
I cannot for the life of me feel randy. I'm wading through the ads, doing what we Mods do, and even the biggest todger in the universe doesn't get my bits twitching anymore... Somehow I couldn't give a stuff if I never get laid again.
How do I rekindle my interest in the male form?
Speak carefully, dear readers. My future lovelife depends on your answers...
Hxx
I've not been well for the best part of a week. Not going into too many details, but I've got Gallstones and feel like I've been quietly drifting away like the romantic heroine in a 1940s B&W movie...
I'd a tad better today, but still tender and face a few more days of generally drinking lots of boiled water, etc... Now to my problem.
I cannot for the life of me feel randy. I'm wading through the ads, doing what we Mods do, and even the biggest todger in the universe doesn't get my bits twitching anymore... Somehow I couldn't give a stuff if I never get laid again.
How do I rekindle my interest in the male form?
Speak carefully, dear readers. My future lovelife depends on your answers...
Hxx
:cry: :D I do think you're onto a loser here.
Although is theory, it's a nice idea, I'd want at least a round dozen of my most trustworthy mates with me to risk a night time meet with six blokes in a minibus - How am I supposed to tell the difference between some nice friendly doggers and the local Rent-A-Thug brigade?
Although is theory, it's a nice idea, I'd want at least a round dozen of my most trustworthy mates with me to risk a night time meet with six blokes in a minibus - How am I supposed to tell the difference between some nice friendly doggers and the local Rent-A-Thug brigade?
So you see, we pretty much represent the general public here - and you'll always get wisecracks in any area of life. 
I hope you can now look back on all these posts and recognise them for what they are - helpful, fun, friendly, encouraging but above all the are NOT trying to put you off but merely trying to give an 'education' in successful swinging.
My advice about Munches still stands. It's by far and away the best way of meeting folks and learning about the lifestyle. A one off ad such as this will nearly always get picked up as it's a one way ticket to dissapointment round here.
Welcome aboard and take time to get to know folks. Any problems and Mal will sort it - I'm off for a pint! :wink:
I hope you can now look back on all these posts and recognise them for what they are - helpful, fun, friendly, encouraging but above all the are NOT trying to put you off but merely trying to give an 'education' in successful swinging.
My advice about Munches still stands. It's by far and away the best way of meeting folks and learning about the lifestyle. A one off ad such as this will nearly always get picked up as it's a one way ticket to dissapointment round here.
Welcome aboard and take time to get to know folks. Any problems and Mal will sort it - I'm off for a pint! :wink:
If you display such little patience, or maturity as this reply shows, what do you expect?
Swingers are very wary of getting involved with younger people because they have so much about their own lives and feelings to sort out first. They are prone to take all kinds of stuff personally and not see beyond the words on the page. If I'd have really wanted to fire a salvo, you'd know it.
If your hopes are so easily torn to pieces, what chance does the most important part of this equation stand - I.e, your own relationship?
We are not elitest. We are some of the most genuine folks you'll meet.... anywhere! We would rather encourage you to join us slowly and gently by keeping visiting the forum, attending munches and making friends. If we were as shallow as you suspect, we be in your boxers and leave the scraps for the clap clinic.
Some points to ponder...
Hxx
Swingers are very wary of getting involved with younger people because they have so much about their own lives and feelings to sort out first. They are prone to take all kinds of stuff personally and not see beyond the words on the page. If I'd have really wanted to fire a salvo, you'd know it.
Thanks for tearing a new couple's hopes to pieces!
If your hopes are so easily torn to pieces, what chance does the most important part of this equation stand - I.e, your own relationship?
We are not elitest. We are some of the most genuine folks you'll meet.... anywhere! We would rather encourage you to join us slowly and gently by keeping visiting the forum, attending munches and making friends. If we were as shallow as you suspect, we be in your boxers and leave the scraps for the clap clinic.
Some points to ponder...
Hxx
Almost every week we get guys saying the same thing.
There's a whole pile of information and tips in parts of this site. I wrote a piece to enlighten single guys about what life is like for female advertisers. Have you read it?
As with everything else in life, you get out what you put in. Turf up and expect to the site's official Stud (and I'm NOT suggesting that's what you're trying to do!), and you'll be met with a certain cold and cynical scepticism. Say hello and make try to make friends and you'll stand out from the mundane.
My partner and I met through these forums. The very thing that attracted me to him was that he DIDN'T ask me for a shag. He was polite, friendly and very gentlemanly and he waited until I rummaged in his boxers... He realised the fact that many men on here miss - that all the females here want sex as much as the fellas. But for us, we like to feel a little in control of what happens and when.
Hope this helps you in your quest.
There's a whole pile of information and tips in parts of this site. I wrote a piece to enlighten single guys about what life is like for female advertisers. Have you read it?
As with everything else in life, you get out what you put in. Turf up and expect to the site's official Stud (and I'm NOT suggesting that's what you're trying to do!), and you'll be met with a certain cold and cynical scepticism. Say hello and make try to make friends and you'll stand out from the mundane.
My partner and I met through these forums. The very thing that attracted me to him was that he DIDN'T ask me for a shag. He was polite, friendly and very gentlemanly and he waited until I rummaged in his boxers... He realised the fact that many men on here miss - that all the females here want sex as much as the fellas. But for us, we like to feel a little in control of what happens and when.
Hope this helps you in your quest.
I made the terrible mistake of calling Terry 'Snookums'... 
He is now retaliating at such an alarming rate, I'm clean forgetting what my real name is. Honeybunnypumpkin was his latest effort! :shock: :shock:
Please could you kind folks list as many pet names as you can think of... There's a battle afoot and the Lady always had to win! :twisted:
Ta
Hxx
He is now retaliating at such an alarming rate, I'm clean forgetting what my real name is. Honeybunnypumpkin was his latest effort! :shock: :shock:
Please could you kind folks list as many pet names as you can think of... There's a battle afoot and the Lady always had to win! :twisted:
Ta
Hxx
:x :x
:doh: 
Terry taught me to put a condom on with my mouth. :twisted: It always gives the chaps a surprise when I unwrap a strawberry flavoured one and place it between my lips and bend down...
The chocolate one gave Terry a smile, though... "I've never had a black one" he said, "I have!" I replied :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think it's 50/50... although I'd be cross if the guys didn't automatically reach into their pockets.
The chocolate one gave Terry a smile, though... "I've never had a black one" he said, "I have!" I replied :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think it's 50/50... although I'd be cross if the guys didn't automatically reach into their pockets.
I'd like to pick up on a couple of points raised... and well done, BTW, to Crosspatch as this is proving to be one of the most interesting threads this week!
A male pal of mine finally flipped after months of living with an alcoholic. He thumped her once. He has never hit a woman in his life yet this woman drove him to it. And I heard and witnessed her taunting him so I know he had more than enough provocation. She was using him as a tool to justify her own behaviour. Since then, he has cried like a baby every day because he no longer feels like a man. I'd say he's more a man than a lot I've seen... so can we drop the 'There's no legitmate excuse' line?
Easy raised the question of isolation... oh, for sure! When you're at your wit's end and you turn to your mates, all your mates are full of wise words... but then they shut the door and thank their lucky stars they go home to 'normal' partners - but you are still there living it. And no one can really know what it's like unless they've been there.
Someone will be reading this who is going through these kinds of situations right now. Something somewhere will give you the spark to change all this. The first way out is to stop feeling responsible for your partner, stop taking the blame and start realising it won't get better until you either walk out or your abuser faces his or her own situation. And almost always, the relationship will NEVER recover from abuse so stop hoping that it will!
Live long and may the Force be with you!
Good 'ere, innit? Some folks pay good money to read this kind of stuff...
A male pal of mine finally flipped after months of living with an alcoholic. He thumped her once. He has never hit a woman in his life yet this woman drove him to it. And I heard and witnessed her taunting him so I know he had more than enough provocation. She was using him as a tool to justify her own behaviour. Since then, he has cried like a baby every day because he no longer feels like a man. I'd say he's more a man than a lot I've seen... so can we drop the 'There's no legitmate excuse' line?
Easy raised the question of isolation... oh, for sure! When you're at your wit's end and you turn to your mates, all your mates are full of wise words... but then they shut the door and thank their lucky stars they go home to 'normal' partners - but you are still there living it. And no one can really know what it's like unless they've been there.
Someone will be reading this who is going through these kinds of situations right now. Something somewhere will give you the spark to change all this. The first way out is to stop feeling responsible for your partner, stop taking the blame and start realising it won't get better until you either walk out or your abuser faces his or her own situation. And almost always, the relationship will NEVER recover from abuse so stop hoping that it will!
Live long and may the Force be with you!
Good 'ere, innit? Some folks pay good money to read this kind of stuff...
Using the word 'allow' assumes a degree of choice on the part of the victim.
As I said, it took me ten years to boot him out the door. I didn't choose to be treated in the manner my ex husband treated me, but I wasn't strong enough to see the bigger picture. And they do say love is blind....
The only way to break the cycle is to realise that violent and or abusive partners are victims too. And they have to realise that and do something about it! My ex had an addictive personality and he still drinks to this day. But I've moved on from feeling it's my problem too...
As I said, it took me ten years to boot him out the door. I didn't choose to be treated in the manner my ex husband treated me, but I wasn't strong enough to see the bigger picture. And they do say love is blind....
The only way to break the cycle is to realise that violent and or abusive partners are victims too. And they have to realise that and do something about it! My ex had an addictive personality and he still drinks to this day. But I've moved on from feeling it's my problem too...
Tis a strange thing, is love....
'Cos that's why women (and some men ) put up with abuse everyday - they are in love.
It took me ten years to throw out an alcoholic husband. He didn't hit me but every one of those days he did or said something that made me feel like I was failing him. Even when he laid in bed next to me and urinated on me, I felt it was my fault. Somehow I didn't love him enough and that's why he was doing it.
Love is what makes a victim...
Hxx
'Cos that's why women (and some men ) put up with abuse everyday - they are in love.
It took me ten years to throw out an alcoholic husband. He didn't hit me but every one of those days he did or said something that made me feel like I was failing him. Even when he laid in bed next to me and urinated on me, I felt it was my fault. Somehow I didn't love him enough and that's why he was doing it.
Love is what makes a victim...
Hxx
