HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

6 Jul 2006

Quote by celestria

"Oh Baby, fill me, fuck me, fill my see you next Tuesday. Oh Baby"

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
That really isn't going to work in a pervy text message either is it? The tightwad in me reckons that phrase would mean running into 2 pages and that costs more rotflmao

Hmm not very practical in the sexual sense, but extremely satisfying to walk out of the boss's office saying it :giggle:

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by sxi4uall
it is actually HLB
always good to get a female perspective!
:thumbup:

ive met quite a few single fems off here but i do find 80% are just picture collectors and total time wasters, i ofen wonder why they bother to come here
Interesting
When you say 80% is that 80% of fems for definite?
Again from a female perspective, it's much easier to find what you're looking for than it is for a male.
If I wanted naked pics of a bloke, I'm pretty sure I could get that in the vanilla world without even trying that hard.
And similarly could put an ad up here asking for nothing more than pics and get them sent to me by the truck load. I can't see the point of a woman pretending she wants a meet just to get pics, there's no need or point.
For me there are 2 other scenarios where you may view females as a pic collector.
1. They're being a bit over cautious
in mind that there are guys posing as girlies to get pics of you, it could be argued that some if not all of those are actually male.
Again I'm not meaning to preach, just answer some of your questions and give you a fem's point of view.
Happy hunting guys!!! wink

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x

But HLB won't let me call it a cunt :shock:

Used in the right way it can be a big turn on, my problem with it is that it's also used with venom in such a derogatry fashion.
You (not you personally dammie) use olloqualisms for a penis to describe someone who's a bit of an idiot but the word cunt is reserved for the lowest of the low, I don't see how it can be both a good thing and such a bad thing.
H.x
That's why I don't like it.
If he's going to use it as an insult to someone I make him say "See you next Tuesday" instead redface

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6 Jul 2006

Sorry Sarah redface

I just assumed you'd recognise it. kiss

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
IMO anyone reading that lot and considering arranging a social for the first time would be put off for life...............sorry

I think that's because the bulk of it is taken from a site obsessed with making rules for every possible variable.

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by mike48
So its too long AND i got it wrong
:doh: :doh:
Back to the :notes:

Or to put it another way - thanks for trying but don't give up your day job :giggle:
bolt

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6 Jul 2006

It appears to be describing more of a munch, as social events can be held in many different places by any site member.
Personally I think little gem was not far off the mark in the other thread, but I'd also like to see it in writing that:
The events must be free
Details must not be published in the forum or chatroom e.g. exact location

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
Just this time don't go getting your father out to the house and 'de sexing' it

After clearing out my house over the past few days I can't be bothered to "de sex" the place again.
I think the house will have to stay a "Vanilla Free Zone" for at least a week lol

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6 Jul 2006

Brilliantly Reese.
Hope you have a brilliant birthday kiss

Enjoy your evening wink

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6 Jul 2006

Pete any chance you can reduce the size of the first pic?

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
next time i see you i'll show you just how evil that idea is

I'll look forward to it :rascal:

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
I have to admit I read This last night and it really made me laugh.
So ermm yes I suppose I am a bit of a fan.
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour

Does that mean I can put you down for membership number04 of the markz fan club rolleyes

Well I suppose so rolleyes

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6 Jul 2006

Neil when you say "We all know" I think you're referring to the "ol' school".
In a nutshell some things billed as socials are actually "we're meeting in the pub and as soon as everyone arrives we're off back to someones house"
Now I've always been more of a "use your common sense" that "we need more rules" person, but in the current climate I do think it needs a few clear guidelines in writing to clarify and refer people to.
e.g.
Social means no play
Private party/Meet expect play.
Don't divulge venue information in the forums/ads or chatroom
At the moment if someone starts organising a "Social" in the chatroom at their own house and then put's a post up in LMU saying "we're having a social, but we need more girls more the men" where does is state that this isn't classed as a social?

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by splendid33
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

I like your thinking.... I actually use veet....FYI..
now will you come over for that assessment please? (the please is cos I am femme- we are all so polite- until we get into bed :twisted: :twisted: )
lol

You shouldn't have told him that. I was rather hoping to convince him that waxing is compulsory so we could all volunteer to pin him down and wax him. :giggle:

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
Wink

And don't you start Versace.
Have one of these smackbottom

before you even think of going trolling wink

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
i demand women in white coats. sexy ones that like girlie sex, i'm feeling horny and emotional :cry:

Yes it's ok meaty dear, you just sit over there and everything will be just fine,
get that hypo in him for gods sake
Will do Pete
Right then meaty "Down over, trousers down. You'll only feel a little prick" :giggle:

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
all you need to do is declare yourself straight and turn a couple of blokes down and you have instant "Frigid Lesbian" status.

well when i was a straight male, i turned Bloke down on many occasions, does that count?
Aah now that depends on what Bloke's sexuality was at the time. As Splendid explained the label of "Frigid Lesbian" is only applied by Straight males.
Therefore if Bloke was Gay or Bi at the time you turned him down then I'm afraid you still don't qualify biggrin

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6 Jul 2006

Great minds think alike Spendid lol

As you're not too experienced at being a Lesbian, maybe you should start with something simple like "The Frigid Lesbian".
I say this is the simplest, because all you need to do is declare yourself straight and turn a couple of blokes down and you have instant "Frigid Lesbian" status.

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6 Jul 2006

I'll help you settle into your new found Lesbianism, but in order to do so I just need to clarify, are you going for:
Lipstick Lesbian
Butch Lesbian
Extreme feminist Lesbian
Frigid Lesbian
Porn star Lesbian
Comfortable shoe wearing lesbian
It's important that you decide from the off set to avoid confusing the men. Because all men know that Lesbians fall into one of the above categories based on their dress sense or behaviour. lol

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Morning Everyone...
We you guys must have a link with the lord........ because he has definatley punished me for yesterdays comments.....
I woke up this morning with a trapped nerve in my neck...honestly its the most painful thing ever.... does anyone have any hints on getting the pain to go away....
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

If you find the answer to that one let me know because I've woken up today with the exact same thing :shock:

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6 Jul 2006

When I first joined this site it was as a single fem and to be honest I got loads of crappy 1 liners from guys like
"Hi you up for it?"
"Like your arse. MSN me"
"Wanna fuck?"
Now 1 or 2 is not a problem, but when it gets to 50 or 60 you begin to get a little cheesed off.
Now I know there are lot's of decent, genuine guys on this site, but all it takes is the 1% who search for single fems and send one of the above copy & paste spams to every single one of them to cause this in flux of messages.
That was the reason I chose not to put an ad up.
Add to that there was a safety aspect. I think you have to be far more cautious as a single fem going to meet a couple or bloke on your own than you would if you were a couple - hence why it may seem that the fems don't jump straight in.
At the end of the day if the guy can't be bothered to hang in there and be patient the fem has the luxury of backing out and saying no thanks as she's probably got another 10 decent pm's waiting in her in box.
Hope that helps. Good luck guys wink

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Thats disgusting, reminds me too much of horrible school diners

I have issues with rice pudding relating back to Junior school. :scared:
In those day's there wasn't a choice of meals, you either ate it or you didn't.
They used to do the meals on a rota basis, but for some reason always had "Chicken Supreme" & "Rice Pudding" on the same day. loon

This was quite off putting as they both looked exactly the same. confused

I remember one day standing in like and the dinner lady holding up a ladel of "gone-cold" rice pudding and saying "Ooh you've got some skin with it" like it was some kind of bonus.
I actually there and then and I've never eaten the stuff since

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Him30_her19
Um, no... I don't wink. Also, I don't spam. Blimey, I must be giving out some bad vibes... or i'm being tainted by another's brush.
Blimey.. ur a suspiscious bunch

Not suspicious, it's just that we all know that the "Wink auto responder" has a set message. Although there are 2 options to choose from they are both very similar.
It was just the most plausible explanation to your question

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Him30_her19
Particularly single females in Berkshire.. are there any real people registered??
If so, get in touch.
I've been sent a few mails that are identical from different people... Something tells me that there are unethical tactics being employed by someone using this site.

For the first part of your question, I have no idea how many single females in Berkshire use the site.
To the second part, if the responses you're getting are along the lines of "Thanks for your message, but I prefer a more personal response. Take a look at my profile"
Then you've obviously been spamming winking members who have the wink auto response settings on (see "My Settings" on the right).
When the spam wink messaging was first introduced, a lot of people were complaining about receiving crap messages to the Admin introduced the "Auto responder".
This means the system automatically deletes the wink message and sends you that response.
It therefore means that the user never receives the message or even knows you've spammed winked them.
Clever little invention isn't it? lol

If that is the message you're getting you have a number of options:
1. Carry on winking people and accept that some of them aren't going to be received.
2. Read people's profiles - a lot of people have "don't wink me" written in the profile text.
3. Actually write a pm yourself, then it will be received.

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you want me to hold him down?

Do you want to hold him down? :rascal:

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Yes I think that's a fab idea! Seeing as everyone (except Sarah & Mal) seems oblivious to the fact that I like there toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I did, I'd remembered your thread from LMU. Just didn't mention it as it wasn't relevant

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by cockslut
presumably ad users are paying members of s.h.

Not necessarily. If you are a non paying member, you can put an ad up, you just can't reply to people.

Quote by cockslut
Experience may tell us there the biggest form of timewasters but surely we cant paint everyone in there with the same may of been chance the've adopted to use the ads section or even chatroom as opposed to the forum so why treat them like second class.

Yes the ads probably do have the most timewasters, but I believe that's because that's where the majority of site members are so equally they also have the most genuine members.
I don't think they are 2nd class, I just said that they don't always have access to the same information we do and hence may break the rules sometimes without being aware they are doing so (different to the people who repeatedly and knowingly do it)

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6 Jul 2006

I have to admit I read This last night and it really made me laugh.
So ermm yes I suppose I am a bit of a fan.
Maybe we should have a Bedfordshire Munch in his honour lol

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Im sure Bloke will be along later to help you find out (unless he's still straight this week)

I'm sure Bloke did a thread on this, but the search button isn't my friend today

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6 Jul 2006

Quote by SymonOUna
Oh and I'd also like to start up a "No webcams, directing welcome" room.

I like that.
I've never opened a room, but sometimes when we get 3 or threads here moaning "why's the chatroom down?" and they haven't bothered to look at the one at the top of the page giving the answer, I'm tempted to go in a room they use and start a forum winge like "why's a mod locked this post?" just to see what they'de say. lol

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