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Jags
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 116
UK

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Best to raise a support ticket to resolve this one.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/help-centre/
You have 3 photos on your profile.
Matters have been resolved via PM and this thread will remain locked until tomorrow morning. Then I will move it to a private part of the site and remove the posts which are not about the social.
Thanks to all who have contributed to the debate and helped resolve the issues raised here.
The vouching of single males will no longer be required unless they are new to the site etc etc.
Please PM me if there are any other issues about this. I now hope that the social can go ahead and be a success.
Matters have been resolved via PM and this thread will remain locked until tomorrow morning. Then I will move it to a private part of the site and remove the posts which are not about the social.
Thanks to all who have contributed to the debate and helped resolve the issues raised here.
The vouching of single males will no longer be required unless they are new to the site etc etc.
Please PM me if there are any other issues about this. I now hope that the social can go ahead and be a success.
Quote by Mr-cream123
stick our names down please earthy....hopefully mrs cream will be off.
ohhhh and we'll bag a sleeping/fall where we land spot please


Stick her in the fridge and she'll stay fresh!
bolt
rotflmao smackbottom :rotflmao: :smackbottom: :rotflmao: :smackbottom:
:color: :color:
Quote by Mr-cream123
stick our names down please earthy....hopefully mrs cream will be off.
ohhhh and we'll bag a sleeping/fall where we land spot please


Stick her in the fridge and she'll stay fresh!
bolt
Quote by Mr-Powers
go on put us down!


<Just off to find a friendly Vet >
lol :lol:
shhh!!....don't give people ideas!
I ALREADY had the idea - just great to seize the opportunity!
:lol: :lol:
Quote by Mr-Powers
go on put us down!


<Just off to find a friendly Vet >
lol :lol:
Odd that - I was looking at "The Fat Girl's Guide to Life" just the other day and baulked at buying it!
One thing she says is that the word 'fat' is almost and others won't easily say it about a person unless they are being mean about them or to them! Personally I would never describe myself as a BBW - seems a tad coy for me. Fat - yep! wink
Big guys? Yep too!
:thumbup:
Quote by markz
Do you fancy bacon and egg with laverbread?
Orange juice and coffee coming up fer starters.
.

I'll have some of that please - egg yolk runny smile
redface
I've just been to Starbucks for a huge strong coffee and sucumbed to a cinnamon whirl too - couldn't finish it though!
:P
why?.......did they ask you to leave before you finished it.............. rolleyes
flipa smackbottom
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you fancy bacon and egg with laverbread?
Orange juice and coffee coming up fer starters.
.

I'll have some of that please - egg yolk runny smile
redface
I've just been to Starbucks for a huge strong coffee and sucumbed to a cinnamon whirl too - couldn't finish it though!
:P
Quote by Freckledbird
Why are you proud of how far you can 'shoot'??? Surely it only needs to shoot about 2 inches to do what it's meant to (if that!)?
Do men have to make a competition about EVERYTHING they do???
dunno :dunno: :shock:

Some do. Apparently.
Don't get it!
rolleyes
Got a glass of extremely tasty Sancerre and going to watch 'Passport to Pimlico' for the 15th time!
lol :lol:
Why are you proud of how far you can 'shoot'??? Surely it only needs to shoot about 2 inches to do what it's meant to (if that!)?
Do men have to make a competition about EVERYTHING they do???
dunno :dunno: :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ooohh open nice and early today.
Can I have a LARGE glass of wine please plus Once Jags is sorted, can I also have an hunky bricky, mechanic, joiner, or come to think of it, remove the occupation, and just leave the hunky bit :twisted:

I'm STILL waiting to be sorted...
:cry: :cry:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
afternnon tea anyone
wafer thin sandwiches
and cream cakes

Hits the spot big time. Builders tea too??
Brilliant.
I could also do with having my back scratched and my neck lightly nibbled if there's any blokies hanging about doing nothing special?
blast
I HATE Tiger bread think it's the smell! :cry:
Matt - you licking my chocolate covered nipple is an exciting thought!
:inlove:
:P
Or register with the Mail Preference Service and stop all junk mail dead!

Works a treat after about 2 months! And, if companies DO send you unsolicited mail report them to MPS as they will take action.
:P
Quote by Dawnie
I couldn't be bothered to boot my laptop so because Ian was using his works laptop, I thought I would just log in to check my pms and email.
I am finding it really bloody weird, some of the keys are in a slightly different place, such as the delete key. I don't have any of my book marks and I'm having to guess some passwords that I have stored in my firefox.
Made me wonder, do you have problems changing between different pcs dunno

Yep! My desktop has a natural keyboard so it's easier to type than on my laptop which is really quite small so my thumb often drops onto the little pad thing and send the whole page haywire. When I was overseas recently I had loads of problems with the Oz keyboard, all the bits other than letters where in different places so I sent a lot of rather odd reading emails.
Right now I have a complex technological set up going on which defies belief. Because of difficulties I have my laptop plugged into my TV... mind boggles!!
Quote by Freckledbird
Ewwwww cornflakes with bananas?

:thrilled: :thrilled: ALMOST EVERY day... chopped banana, chopped nuts, dried cranberries and a handful of porridge oats smothered in soya milk! :thrilled: :thrilled:
Otherwise, banana on toast. Love bananas.
lol
Quote by Pete_sw
what, no breakfastings dunno It'll soon be lunch timeings and i've had no feedings yet rolleyes
oh, i'll have a large Mocca while i'm here please coffee

I've had my bowl of cornflakings and bananaings with soya milkings...
:cry:
OK:
Loads of wine
Massage for my stressed outness
Services of MrFB
ALL worked! All rewards will be collected before January 2008 and any other gifts from grateful members will be accepted!
Thread locked by the 'will of the people'!!
:happy: :happy:
Complaints to Click here for the form
Any more offers - either way?? I could lock it and I could not lock it!
Personal opinion ..... nay, doesn't count :cry: :cry:
But a CHRISTMAS thread before it's even Halloween or Bonfire Night is just OTT by anyone's standards.
rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Freckledbird
Grrrrrrrr Christmas isn't until December - bugger off Dean! :shock:
FB wonders if any of the mods would accept a bribe to lock this evil lol

wave
:wave:
:wave:
:cry:
Jags wishes she wasn't quite so supple - for supple read wobbly!
rolleyes
Quote by Sarah
Yep more than happy to share with FB with you Jags!
:hugs:

Oh - group drinkies - best kind there is.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :rose:
Quote by woohoo

Shite week, shite month and an even shiter last month but am beginning to resurface now. Mouth open and in need of wine.....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEasssssssssssssseeeeeee
redface

Hopefully it can only get better Jags. :rose: passionkiss
Woo
Yep! Thanks - and your shite jokes aren't any comfort!!!
lol :lol:
Quote by Freckledbird
Of course it is Jags - St3v3's payings anyway! lol

Fb pours Jags a huuuuuge glass of wine

FANTASTIC -a great big huge cold one please... my need is great!
Many thanks FB.
drinkies
kiss