can me and me hubby come to your party ? pretty please .... cos I gotta wicked invisible dress
i'll just look naked but i wont be if the police ask :shock:
.xX Jo Xx.
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A munch is a social meeting in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where people can meet others with similar interests. As there's no play everyone can relax and it gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on.
or thats what it used to be now the whole ethos has gone no longer was it you only needed to be a member of SH now you have to be active in ALL of sh you cant be just a chatter or just use the adverts. If you aint posted so many times you aint eligable no matter whether you're a daily chatter and dont use the forum. It's even got that bad that single men are sometimes restricted due to numbers!
A SH party is a totally different affair this is purely down to the host/hostess who is invited and thats as it shoud be.
or thats what it used to be now the whole ethos has gone no longer was it you only needed to be a member of SH now you have to be active in ALL of sh you cant be just a chatter or just use the adverts. If you aint posted so many times you aint eligable no matter whether you're a daily chatter and dont use the forum. It's even got that bad that single men are sometimes restricted due to numbers!
A SH party is a totally different affair this is purely down to the host/hostess who is invited and thats as it shoud be.
what a load of bollocks you obviously dont know a single lorry driver !!!!!!!!!!
ALL and I mean ALL lorry drivers spend all there time looking down into cars it's part of there hgv initiation men will be men they swap stories of the amount of stocking top flesh they see per day in the lorry cafe's and more.
i cannot think of a single case where a person has been killed due to flashing from a car to a lorry......
I can think of lots of drunken drivers killings others and speeders and people falling asleep at the wheel .... I've even heard of a couple killed cos they were shagging in the red emergency lane and got hit by a lorry with a puncture !!! both died ( m61 earlier this year)
lets get this in context please!!!
.xX Jo Xx.
ALL and I mean ALL lorry drivers spend all there time looking down into cars it's part of there hgv initiation
men will be men they swap stories of the amount of stocking top flesh they see per day in the lorry cafe's and more.i cannot think of a single case where a person has been killed due to flashing from a car to a lorry......
I can think of lots of drunken drivers killings others and speeders and people falling asleep at the wheel .... I've even heard of a couple killed cos they were shagging in the red emergency lane and got hit by a lorry with a puncture !!! both died ( m61 earlier this year)
lets get this in context please!!!
.xX Jo Xx.
Hi medic hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
we used to have a mr2 mk2 a t-bar which is basically a low sports car with a glass roof.
I remember one early morning at about 3am we were travelling to dover from lancs on the m6 there was little traffic but the usual hundreds of lorries in the first lane....
I switched the car internal light on and hitched up my skirt and top and started to get jiggy....... mainly just for the thrill of being seen from above by a lorry driver knowing i would never see em again.
As we passed a lorry hubby slowed down and overtook it the lorry driver blew his air horns and this is no lie ..... within 2 minutes there was lorry after lorry convoying in the first lane all blowing their horns...... i'm talking lorry after lorry possibly hundreds even the ones overtaking in the second lane pulled into the first lane ... they must all have cb or summat... i got the biggest kick ever and hubby got the best service station shag ever lol
not looking for a lecture on how i endangered every lorry driver from preston to birmingham
..... i'm just reminicing of a horny hour on the motorway. I'm sure i made a lot of lonely guys very happy that night at least I made myself and hubby happy
no one crashed and no one died and any heart attacks were down to ill health not me :lol:
.xX Jo Xx.
we used to have a mr2 mk2 a t-bar which is basically a low sports car with a glass roof.
I remember one early morning at about 3am we were travelling to dover from lancs on the m6 there was little traffic but the usual hundreds of lorries in the first lane....
I switched the car internal light on and hitched up my skirt and top and started to get jiggy....... mainly just for the thrill of being seen from above by a lorry driver knowing i would never see em again.
As we passed a lorry hubby slowed down and overtook it the lorry driver blew his air horns and this is no lie ..... within 2 minutes there was lorry after lorry convoying in the first lane all blowing their horns...... i'm talking lorry after lorry possibly hundreds even the ones overtaking in the second lane pulled into the first lane ... they must all have cb or summat... i got the biggest kick ever and hubby got the best service station shag ever lol
not looking for a lecture on how i endangered every lorry driver from preston to birmingham
..... i'm just reminicing of a horny hour on the motorway. I'm sure i made a lot of lonely guys very happy that night at least I made myself and hubby happy no one crashed and no one died and any heart attacks were down to ill health not me :lol:
.xX Jo Xx.
The idea of munches was that it was to be an open enviorement, and it was to be held for newbies as well as regulars and it was to be totally social. whether you were gay single or whatever the only stipulation was that you were an active SH member.
This should be adhered to at all times...
If people cant control themselves in public they should take it to a hotel room or a swinging club.
If you feel you would like to have sex etc' in a private atmosphere with strangers then take it to a SH party that is invite only.
In a SH party the host/hostess makes the guidelines and invite list. what happens there is totally private. No one is representing SH.
In an SH munch it SHOULD be as it was.... open to ALL SH members 100% social while in the confines of the munch. There should be designated munch helpers there to monitor the atmosphere and look after people and also enforce the SH munch guidelines... It's a shame that there is a need for this. Also please remember that an SH munch is exactly that ...... we are there as SH members and we are expected to behave and act within the bounderies of decency.
we need to seperate this leaning towards mixing parties up with munches.
just my opinion.
.xX Jo Xx.
This should be adhered to at all times...
If people cant control themselves in public they should take it to a hotel room or a swinging club.
If you feel you would like to have sex etc' in a private atmosphere with strangers then take it to a SH party that is invite only.
In a SH party the host/hostess makes the guidelines and invite list. what happens there is totally private. No one is representing SH.
In an SH munch it SHOULD be as it was.... open to ALL SH members 100% social while in the confines of the munch. There should be designated munch helpers there to monitor the atmosphere and look after people and also enforce the SH munch guidelines... It's a shame that there is a need for this. Also please remember that an SH munch is exactly that ...... we are there as SH members and we are expected to behave and act within the bounderies of decency.
we need to seperate this leaning towards mixing parties up with munches.
just my opinion.
.xX Jo Xx.
with any guys but most know their place and the other guys will soon step in if theres a problem.
tigger also vouched for you.. this was never the problem... unfortunatly tonght the 2 ops didnt know you and had just previously been hit with 5 or 6 clones one after the usually precipitates a bot attack or clone attack on the server we had our guards up. The dispute is about how you retaliated to the op's request that one of you logs off till we get a vouch for you. Now you have we are more than happy to see you both logged in as a networking couple and hopefully this wont happen again . We arn't there to make your life hard but we have to safe guard the room. and we take exception to our pms being posted in the room. but no action has been taken as we feel its now over and done with. lets get on with the fun
Jo.
Jo.
ok lets stop this right now
you were requested to just use one nick while you got verified as a couple on a network ..
This then allows ops to acknowledge you arnt a clone or bot .... as neither op knew you or your partner we asked which one of the nicks were gonna log off you replied "neither" thats what got you kicked.
You then came back in the room and posted the private discussion between an op on duty and yourself in the room then logged back out. this in itself is a bannable offence.
We will accept you are a couple as there are people who can vouch for you but until they do we have to limit you to one connection. losing your temper and posting the pm to the whole room is not the way to fight your cause ,,,
Joanne chatroom Op
you were requested to just use one nick while you got verified as a couple on a network ..
This then allows ops to acknowledge you arnt a clone or bot .... as neither op knew you or your partner we asked which one of the nicks were gonna log off you replied "neither" thats what got you kicked.
You then came back in the room and posted the private discussion between an op on duty and yourself in the room then logged back out. this in itself is a bannable offence.
We will accept you are a couple as there are people who can vouch for you but until they do we have to limit you to one connection. losing your temper and posting the pm to the whole room is not the way to fight your cause ,,,
Joanne chatroom Op
Ok....
this is very important to anyone not yet registered....
if you are you must NOT have your junk setting on maximum security as this tells to delete ALL mail that it considers junk from the server IE you will not recieve any junk... unfortunatly and most other email servers relate service emails as junk.
also if you open the chatroom window and just recieve a blank box with the word " done" at the bottom it's cos you aint got java installed.
This will automatically install the latest verified java if it comes up with red writing check the little folder line at the top of the window there is a little line that says you need to install an activex script click and install it perfectly safe and the download will start automatically for any operating system you are using.
.xX Jo Xx.
this is very important to anyone not yet registered....
if you are you must NOT have your junk setting on maximum security as this tells to delete ALL mail that it considers junk from the server IE you will not recieve any junk... unfortunatly and most other email servers relate service emails as junk.
also if you open the chatroom window and just recieve a blank box with the word " done" at the bottom it's cos you aint got java installed.
This will automatically install the latest verified java if it comes up with red writing check the little folder line at the top of the window there is a little line that says you need to install an activex script click and install it perfectly safe and the download will start automatically for any operating system you are using.
.xX Jo Xx.
ffs were expected to be mechanics now ???
aint that what guys are for ??
when hubby bought my car for me it came with a service manual not a service womanual
were just there to drive the thing and look good
if it gets dirty or doesn't drive good take it back to the garage flash your pearly whites and your leg as you get out of the car .... I dont even know how to open the bonnet
.xX Jo Xx.
aint that what guys are for ??
when hubby bought my car for me it came with a service manual not a service womanual
were just there to drive the thing and look good
if it gets dirty or doesn't drive good take it back to the garage flash your pearly whites and your leg as you get out of the car .... I dont even know how to open the bonnet
.xX Jo Xx.
well dunno about great but i can guarintee if you goto the help room I'll have you registered... within 5 minutes
heres a few of the most taxing registrations I've had lately
him how do i change my name ?
me you type /nick newname on a new line in here
him my name isn't nick so i tried /john newname why wont it work ?
I dont have the / key so can I use the ? key instead ?
( check what other option the ? key does )
him this is a quiet room aint it ?
me this is the help room not the chatroom
him can i pay my gas bill here then or not ?
him this is stupid I've tried for hours to get my email and it aint arrived
me what is your email address that you put in the registration line?
him
me that aint a valid email address hun
him yes it is you dont know what my real address is cos It aint that one
him why aint i got my email ?
me erm! dunno what was the email address you used ?
him well I didn't have an email address so i registered then went and made an email account
my most flippant remark
Do you have any kids at home that can show you how to do this???
heres a few of the most taxing registrations I've had lately
him how do i change my name ?
me you type /nick newname on a new line in here
him my name isn't nick so i tried /john newname why wont it work ?
I dont have the / key so can I use the ? key instead ?
( check what other option the ? key does )
him this is a quiet room aint it ?
me this is the help room not the chatroom
him can i pay my gas bill here then or not ?
him this is stupid I've tried for hours to get my email and it aint arrived
me what is your email address that you put in the registration line?
him
me that aint a valid email address hun
him yes it is you dont know what my real address is cos It aint that one
him why aint i got my email ?
me erm! dunno what was the email address you used ?
him well I didn't have an email address so i registered then went and made an email account
my most flippant remark
Do you have any kids at home that can show you how to do this???