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.xX Joanne Xx.
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What are you like ???? Me I'd have put you over my lap and spanked you... but then i always did have a way of making you guys behave you always knew if you DIDN'T behave I WOULDN'T spank your asses lol.
I hope it's just a temporary glitch Chris as the long cold lonely nights are here and I'm gonna need some banter to keep me awake.
Dont know if you know this but there is another place a non swinging place that has a ships dungeon ( or summat nautical ) for naughty boys like a sin bin and if you were naughty you'd get kicked into it and have to serve time lol And as you know I'm a bugger for the bad boys so i used to spend all my time loitering in there like a one of them charity prison visitors lol I had so much fun that i actually got banned from the prison. the guys were being naughty on purpose just to get in jail for a visit off me lol.
see you've got me nattering again lol
.xX Joanne Xx.
What are you like ???? Me I'd have put you over my lap and spanked you... but then i always did have a way of making you guys behave you always knew if you DIDN'T behave I WOULDN'T spank your asses lol.
I hope it's just a temporary glitch Chris as the long cold lonely nights are here and I'm gonna need some banter to keep me awake.
Dont know if you know this but there is another place a non swinging place that has a ships dungeon ( or summat nautical ) for naughty boys like a sin bin and if you were naughty you'd get kicked into it and have to serve time lol And as you know I'm a bugger for the bad boys so i used to spend all my time loitering in there like a one of them charity prison visitors lol I had so much fun that i actually got banned from the prison. the guys were being naughty on purpose just to get in jail for a visit off me lol.
see you've got me nattering again lol
.xX Joanne Xx.
lol have you seen the tits on voddy's avatar :shock: it was worth this post just to see them 
Ok I'll buy the drinks Sugs lol this is a hard place lol I've had me fridge raided. threats of exposure ;) and now i'm gonna have to explain to the convent why all my habits are so dirty....
And i thought I would just be able to lie back with me legs in the air and sing hymns...
lol Sugs voddy called me young she never says that to you .... haha......
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Ok I'll buy the drinks Sugs lol this is a hard place lol I've had me fridge raided. threats of exposure ;) and now i'm gonna have to explain to the convent why all my habits are so dirty....
And i thought I would just be able to lie back with me legs in the air and sing hymns...
lol Sugs voddy called me young she never says that to you .... haha......
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thats funny Angel hun..
Cos I kinda thought I'd be a cert for an automatic +
Spend an average of 5 to 12 hours in the room a day
Been an op
Played with ops
Played with moderators
Been to SH parties
Been to Munches and played at clubs after the Munches with SH members.
And guess what... yup I'm not.
As it happens i dont wish to have the + so it saves me an email. After sitting in the room and watching I've come to the conclusion that it may not be right. I'm real worried that this is going to make new swingers feel alienated... It must be a nightmare to be genuinly interested in the whole volume of chapters that involve swinging and to go thru the process of registering walking into a fast paced and sometimes hard hard room to be automatically "unbranded" as a non "genuine" member. In my opinion SH is mainly here to help ALL swingers and give them a home where they can belong and feel part of a community and hopefully enlighten their lives.... making new people into immigrants until they get a + passport is discrimination and i think its a hard hammer to use to try and weadle out the non-swingers. In my experience as a helper we lose more genuine swingers in the chatroom due to the way they feel left out of the "clique" . The most common remark from new people is " how do i get to be part of this?" The long term chatholics in the room can spot " genuine " peeps a mile off and it's encouraging when they take time out to gather them in and make em feel welcome. If this + stops just one couple from venturing into our world we've paid a heavy heavy price. Just my opinion ...
.xX Joanne Xx.
Cos I kinda thought I'd be a cert for an automatic +
Spend an average of 5 to 12 hours in the room a day
Been an op
Played with ops
Played with moderators
Been to SH parties
Been to Munches and played at clubs after the Munches with SH members.
And guess what... yup I'm not.
As it happens i dont wish to have the + so it saves me an email. After sitting in the room and watching I've come to the conclusion that it may not be right. I'm real worried that this is going to make new swingers feel alienated... It must be a nightmare to be genuinly interested in the whole volume of chapters that involve swinging and to go thru the process of registering walking into a fast paced and sometimes hard hard room to be automatically "unbranded" as a non "genuine" member. In my opinion SH is mainly here to help ALL swingers and give them a home where they can belong and feel part of a community and hopefully enlighten their lives.... making new people into immigrants until they get a + passport is discrimination and i think its a hard hammer to use to try and weadle out the non-swingers. In my experience as a helper we lose more genuine swingers in the chatroom due to the way they feel left out of the "clique" . The most common remark from new people is " how do i get to be part of this?" The long term chatholics in the room can spot " genuine " peeps a mile off and it's encouraging when they take time out to gather them in and make em feel welcome. If this + stops just one couple from venturing into our world we've paid a heavy heavy price. Just my opinion ...
.xX Joanne Xx.
lol you're just bullying me now sugs cos i cant kick your sexy ass...
I was thinking about what Ian said and I'd love to set up a munch but there aint no way i could compete with SteveG and Vicky on that ... So i might just go for a casual tour of wanton sex lol
I'll put you on the list Ian lol
and of course jgl
it's a hard life when you gotta tour but someones gotta do it lol
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I was thinking about what Ian said and I'd love to set up a munch but there aint no way i could compete with SteveG and Vicky on that ... So i might just go for a casual tour of wanton sex lol
I'll put you on the list Ian lol
and of course jgl
it's a hard life when you gotta tour but someones gotta do it lol
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hmmm I'm doing well more posts in day than i've ever done
Ok i got a bit of the +v explained to me ( thanks steveG ) it dont mean you've been grassed up for shagging whoever lol
It just means someone has verified you.
not shagged your bones lol
not so bad after all maybe them big holes were just in my head lol
.xX Joanne Xx.
Ok i got a bit of the +v explained to me ( thanks steveG ) it dont mean you've been grassed up for shagging whoever lol
It just means someone has verified you.
not shagged your bones lol
not so bad after all maybe them big holes were just in my head lol
.xX Joanne Xx.
my feet up hun and wide apart 
I've a lot of lost bonking time to catch up on.
although i didn't mention you in my post Mark you know without me saying we appreciate everything you do. I only didn't mention you cos you blush a lot
once again thanks for the comments.... you lot make it all so worthwhile
.xX Joanne Xx.
I've a lot of lost bonking time to catch up on.although i didn't mention you in my post Mark you know without me saying we appreciate everything you do. I only didn't mention you cos you blush a lot
once again thanks for the comments.... you lot make it all so worthwhile
.xX Joanne Xx.
hmmmm very strange
I've just spoke to a friend in the room and he's got a +
nowt strange in that you say !!!
but he didn't ask for it.... or get asked if he wanted it !!!
That means someone he's had mucky pervy sex with has given his name to the "anon" and without asking him they've gonna and given him a + nice if you want it i suppose.. but it makes a mockery of the whole thing.
not bad on it's first day lol....
ahhh ok I've just spoke to another couple who just came into the room and bang they got + they didn't ask for it and have no idea how the hell they got it.... lol
ah and a note to the anon peeps who are doing the + it actually shows up who is doing it if you use mirc.
Waves to "anon"
I started off liking this idea .... lets hope this constructive critisism helps to plug the rather large holes in it
.xX Joanne Xx.
I've just spoke to a friend in the room and he's got a +
nowt strange in that you say !!!
but he didn't ask for it.... or get asked if he wanted it !!!
That means someone he's had mucky pervy sex with has given his name to the "anon" and without asking him they've gonna and given him a + nice if you want it i suppose.. but it makes a mockery of the whole thing.
not bad on it's first day lol....
ahhh ok I've just spoke to another couple who just came into the room and bang they got + they didn't ask for it and have no idea how the hell they got it.... lol
ah and a note to the anon peeps who are doing the + it actually shows up who is doing it if you use mirc.
Waves to "anon"
I started off liking this idea .... lets hope this constructive critisism helps to plug the rather large holes in it
.xX Joanne Xx.
haha i can have an opinion now lol
ok my only problem with this + is.... who am i telling about my sexlife ? to get a + it seems to me i have to tell an anon admin who i've shagged and when not sure if theres a time limit on it lol I'm very particular who i shag ( ohhh ok then ffs! ) i'm very particular about who i tell who i'm shagging. and i've got a feeling the peeps i've shagged wont be very happy if go telling anon peeps who they are lol ( if i only knew there names )
Does this make me a non genuine swinger? cos i dont want to go with the +
Well i know i am and i dont feel the need to make a list of my conquests to prove i am.. and if any of my conquests are hoping i'll get em a + then you shagged the wrong person lol.
.xX Joanne Xx.
P.S. if you were a good shag you can always come back and try and change my mind lol.
ok my only problem with this + is.... who am i telling about my sexlife ? to get a + it seems to me i have to tell an anon admin who i've shagged and when not sure if theres a time limit on it lol I'm very particular who i shag ( ohhh ok then ffs! ) i'm very particular about who i tell who i'm shagging. and i've got a feeling the peeps i've shagged wont be very happy if go telling anon peeps who they are lol ( if i only knew there names )
Does this make me a non genuine swinger? cos i dont want to go with the +
Well i know i am and i dont feel the need to make a list of my conquests to prove i am.. and if any of my conquests are hoping i'll get em a + then you shagged the wrong person lol.
.xX Joanne Xx.
P.S. if you were a good shag you can always come back and try and change my mind lol.
lol gulp! 
i've got a feeling i'm gonna regret this
tell you what as i didn't really kick many peeps I'll buy the ones I have kicked a drink at the next munch... but only one lol not one for every kick as you david would get about 50 lol
Thanks for all your comments... I'm a happy chick now ... :lol:
I'll go and sit in the quiet corner .... pmsl yeah right!
.xX Joanne Xx.
i've got a feeling i'm gonna regret this tell you what as i didn't really kick many peeps I'll buy the ones I have kicked a drink at the next munch... but only one lol not one for every kick as you david would get about 50 lol
Thanks for all your comments... I'm a happy chick now ... :lol:
I'll go and sit in the quiet corner .... pmsl yeah right!
.xX Joanne Xx.
Hi just a little post to the peeps who know me.
My hubby has been moaning that for the last few months the swinging fun has all but dissapeared for us... Well this weekend i had the opportunity to be in the chatroom deopped and all I can say is that I've so so missed you all... I used my old couple nick on sat and got 3 possible dates, the first for 5 months... and on sunday I came in as my usual self JJ and got invited to a knees up with 3 other couples, plus spent all day nattering to my old and not so old friends and realised then that some of you i hadn't spoke to for months...
This was the whole reason for me being in the chatroom and since I've been an op I've missed it all.. So I'm happy to throw me boots away and get back to the real reason why I'm in SH. If I've helped anyone in my time as an op esp in the SH-help room i'm glad cos that was my only purpose.
My thanks goto SteveG for his untiring unsung backstage work, this is one guy who's heart pumps SH blood
And to some of the ops who have put up with me. and yes even Tbone keep up the good work.
SteveG could you please De-Op me forthwith.... xxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks for all your support you guys
Thanks .xXJoanneXx.
My hubby has been moaning that for the last few months the swinging fun has all but dissapeared for us... Well this weekend i had the opportunity to be in the chatroom deopped and all I can say is that I've so so missed you all... I used my old couple nick on sat and got 3 possible dates, the first for 5 months... and on sunday I came in as my usual self JJ and got invited to a knees up with 3 other couples, plus spent all day nattering to my old and not so old friends and realised then that some of you i hadn't spoke to for months...
This was the whole reason for me being in the chatroom and since I've been an op I've missed it all.. So I'm happy to throw me boots away and get back to the real reason why I'm in SH. If I've helped anyone in my time as an op esp in the SH-help room i'm glad cos that was my only purpose.
My thanks goto SteveG for his untiring unsung backstage work, this is one guy who's heart pumps SH blood
And to some of the ops who have put up with me. and yes even Tbone keep up the good work.
SteveG could you please De-Op me forthwith.... xxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks for all your support you guys
Thanks .xXJoanneXx.
Sorry i thought you typed " lesser fat " I put it in my gps in my car and joyfully set off ... got to trafford shopping centre ... turned left instead of right ...... sigh! looks like it's a day shopping for me then... at least my satnav as a great button at the bottom its called HOME one press and she tells you the way to bring your shopping home... So i guess if i was in wherever I'd just press the HOME button and hope it went past some good shops...
.xX Joanne Xx.
.xX Joanne Xx.
hi hun I hope Mike is pulling thru and you're coping hun I've been where you are now hun so if you need an ear ..... thinking of you ........ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi a few programs tend to interfere with the advert pop-up but as previously stated pop-up blockers will stop it working ... also note the wxp sp2 now has a built in windows explorer blocker that does stop the pop-up working. and also some anti-virus and spy/malware programs have script blockers that stop certain in house pop-ups. for them that cant get there I can only suggest opening a new window and going to the http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/index.html and keeping that window minimized for when you need it. Us pervs need it open all the time. :twisted:
.xX Joanne Xx.
.xX Joanne Xx.
Hi marksurrey you're registered but not activated when you came into #shhelp and I spoke to you ..... all you had to do was reply! and I would have assisted you... I'm sat in there all day to help peeps but i cant help if you dont let me.
<Jewcy_Joanne> hi marksurrey
* Quits: marksurrey
If you still have a problem come back to #shhelp and close all other windows and talk to me in that room hun....
.xX Joanne Xx.
<Jewcy_Joanne> hi marksurrey
* Quits: marksurrey
If you still have a problem come back to #shhelp and close all other windows and talk to me in that room hun....
.xX Joanne Xx.
i peeps can i just add a little thing to this post ...
when someone posts a url www lnk or whatever the Op's dont have time to click on that link to check it out.... so yes that particular post may have been totally innocent... but if we say decided to relax and then goto check this site out if we had the time ...the problem is what if someone thinks ha they've allowed that so i can post what I think is fine by his/her standards? We cant be expected to censor these links and posts... and monitor the room and as a lot of people forget we also monitor the SH help room at the same time.... Ok we dont always get it right esp' me lol but surely peeps must see the logic and reason behind the total blocking of url's in the room.... The rule isn't to piss anyone off it's to protect you and SH from people abusing our room for their own purposes... I reiterate the BBC post was innocent but it was still a breach of rules. Hope this helps peeps to realise the reason behind the rule. and also please peeps we ops aint here to make your SH experience bad we didn't make the rules and we aint perfect .. Everyone has the right to complain and sometimes we get it wrong ... but it hurts that some people are so quick to jump on our backs when we try so hard to help... ok sulk over LOL............. I must be getting mard in me old age lol.
when someone posts a url www lnk or whatever the Op's dont have time to click on that link to check it out.... so yes that particular post may have been totally innocent... but if we say decided to relax and then goto check this site out if we had the time
...the problem is what if someone thinks ha they've allowed that so i can post what I think is fine by his/her standards? We cant be expected to censor these links and posts... and monitor the room and as a lot of people forget we also monitor the SH help room at the same time.... Ok we dont always get it right esp' me lol but surely peeps must see the logic and reason behind the total blocking of url's in the room.... The rule isn't to piss anyone off it's to protect you and SH from people abusing our room for their own purposes... I reiterate the BBC post was innocent but it was still a breach of rules. Hope this helps peeps to realise the reason behind the rule. and also please peeps we ops aint here to make your SH experience bad we didn't make the rules and we aint perfect .. Everyone has the right to complain and sometimes we get it wrong ... but it hurts that some people are so quick to jump on our backs when we try so hard to help... ok sulk over LOL............. I must be getting mard in me old age lol. 